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אוי, עמך די בחרת וכו' 🎵🎶

*"גיהנם אויף די וועלט"*

😔😔😔

יא. כ'בין באקאנט מיט זיין מצב, ה"י.

*חז"ל:*

בן שמונה עשרה לחופה

*ביי חסידים:*

18 is "too young," 23 is "why isn't he married yet?"

🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM 2029:

Your AI assistant just fired you from your own business for being inefficient.

Your wife’s AI is negotiating with your AI about who’s responsible for the kids.

Your kids are being raised by ChatGPT.

And your therapist is an AI helping you cope with the stress caused by AI.

The good news?

Nobody has to think anymore.

The bad news?

Nobody knows how. 😂

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