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So, there's this guy that has a little bar in New York City and he lives on top of the bar. One night at 2 in the morning, the phone rings, he picks up. Hello. Guy on the other line says, "When do you open the bar in the morning?" The guy says, "10:00 in the morning. Thank you." He hangs up. 3:00 in the morning, the phone rings again. Hello, what time do you open the bar? The guy says, "I already told you." 10 o'clock in the morning. 4:30, the phone rings again. Hello, what time do you open the bar? The guy says, "I told you three times I'm opening the bar at 10 in the morning, but you are not getting into the bar." "Why not?" He says, "Because he drunk." He says, "I'm not trying to get in. I'm trying to get out.