A Greek Walks Into A Hanukah Party

a Greek walks into a Hanukkah party eating s playing with the dro like hey hey hey what are you doing we're celebrating that we beat you and a Greek chewing the S pleasure he said wa you don't play soccer every Saturday in the big Stadium SP where do you think Sports came from your basketball courts your soccer games and your football games and all the St we waste our lives on if the Greeks came here they' be laughing at us why cuz we think we [Applause] won this is why we're so ignorant at this point that the number one most favorite holiday favorite holiday of secular Jews reformed Jews conservative Jews is Hanukkah cuz it Doesn't obligate you to do anything you eat you drink you light a manora it's fine everybody you ask guy listen we need $50,000 foro party everybody donates $500,000 we only need 50 okay so big a party and $400,000 for the rabbi with the quarter keeper H party everybody donate helping Jews do CH no one wants to donate maybe he going to get $10 a day if they if Mia comes maybe it's $200 a day cuz they already know is here why cuz it said doesn't obligate them what's the funniest thing about it the real biggest enemy of Hanukah the people that we really won against were the reformed Jews the ones that joined with the Greeks that ratted on us that got religious Jews Orthodox Jews the were kite Jews and other types of reformed Jews that joined efforts with the go they not only brought them to the synagogues they made them the new Rabbi and after they made him the new Rabbi they went against the old tradition and that's what we won the war against so if anyone wants to really celebrate Hanukah do yourself a favor tell your secular friends they should really learn about the truth of the holiday there's nothing for them to celebrate if they're still secular the war is against them so if they don't want a war against them join us why not do cha start small keep Shabbat keep kosher keep a few things stop acting like God's not real because eventually we're all going to end up in a hospice you're going to need God what are you going to say I was too busy making money I was too busy chasing women was too busy playing sports what are you going to say is telling us this my brothers and sisters you want to save your kids you want to save yourself start by looking in the mirror and after that make sure your surroundings look the same you have a beard make sure your surroundings have a beard you're modest make sure your surroundings are modest you're right you're trying to be righteous make sure your friends are trying to be righteous why because if your kids continue to hang out with people that are losers or they hang out with people that are completely atheist even if they're family even if they're your parents even if they're your brothers even if they're whoever if your kids or if you continue to hang out with people that are and are not interested in doing chuba you'll eventually become like them if you could in want them sure why not bring them on get them stronger get them to do chv if you see that as interest if you see that they're listening to what you're saying they're respecting what you're doing bring them on bring him for Shabbat bring him for the holidays little by little be nice to them and show them the beauty of Judaism but if they're the types of people that are anti Torah every time you mention God it's like again like one of those types of people or they're the type of people that make comments against the T they make fun of it get rid of them like a disease as fast as you want to get rid of a disease get rid of those people can't help them doesn't matter that your friends or this or that it's not much time it's not much time sh around the corner it all starts with you all starts with you any questions [Music] we'll celebrate Hanah a few days maybe next week we'll have actually sh with some more commentary on Hanah but I thought this Mish is much uh more relevant than anything else I could say about Hanukkah because it could also hit Hanukah as well also talk about Hanukkah talk about the Mish itself to continue the series but also talks about the position that we all find ourselves in everybody's so excited about the new president coming on board everybody's excited about the stock market being at alltime highs it was excited about everything that's going on but to me the better things look the more scared I get because before hasem punished us each time throughout history not that thinking of punishment is coming but unfortunately if you just look at history before hasem gave us a serious serious wake up call every single time right before we're at the top right before we're at the top just look at all the stories we mention [Music] today at the top slavery 210 years Spanish Inquisition top Germany top Greece top Roman top every time not one time not two times not three every single time we're at the top right now unfortunately some Jews are so comfortable with where they are you want the mashia to come yeah as long as I continue my life they're so happy with their life their business making what it's making and their reputation growing and their Facebook profile gaining more friends and there are more TV appearances and more fake friends people just forgot what the purpose of life is you know so you ask some people about Mia they don't even want to come they're too happy here ran is telling us here the more we rely on this other stuff other influences government people and so on and disconnect ourselves from hasem eventually has to give us a wake up call hopefully enough people watch the and wake up without needing hasm to wake us up that's the point it's the goal the goal is to wake up before hasm wakes us up so we don't need to wake up we already have our own alarm what's your we listen we learned it we woke up but make sure you're not putting yourself in a difficult spot where you're in such a difficult spot you can't get out of it where all of your friends are reformed conservative and different types of people that are against the toat that you don't know what to do to yourself you have to separate now it's not an easy choice but it's a reality unless you can bring them with you not enough time is not a [Music] friend