A Luxury Car Bribe for a JCPenney Account

South American guy tells me once that he was importing jeans and he was trying to get a J.C. Penney account. And the guy tells him like it's a guy or a lady, you like, I'm going to start getting your pants into the uh into the into the chain store, but I just need this exact model Lexus or Mercedes delivered to my house by a certain date. Like a bribe. Like he's like, I just didn't have the 80 or 90,000 dollars to pay it off. He said he couldn't get that account. It's like this goes on in the real world. You have to like bribe your way into