Abdul El-Sayeds Honest Victory Speech #shorts #satire #abdulelsayed #comedy #impression #parody

And to my Jewish brothers and sisters, I have a message for you. Just know that I support you in every way. [applause] Not your right to a state, not your right to a country of your own. No. But in every other way, I stand with you. And let me be clear and I say it proudly and when needs to be understood that there is a difference between Judaism as a faith and Apac and Zionism [cheering] because I support Judaism. I love Judaism. I love it all [cheering] except for the parts that talk about how you will inherit the holy land of Israel and the parts where you pray to Jerusalem and God's covenant to you. All those parts in the Torah that say that over and over again that the land of Israel is the land of the Jewish people. Not those parts but the rest of Judaism I love. Well, [cheering] like the Passover seder in which you end it every year by saying next year in Jerusalem. Well, not that part. Not that part of the seder, but the part that's kind of milktoast and bland and is just about social justice and all sorts of just random general generic principles that you know have nothing to do with Judaism. I support that part of Judaism. I stand with that. I stand with you as you face Jerusalem when you pray. No, no, no. I'm sorry. Not that part. The other parts. the parts that are generic and meaningless and just kind of make you like everybody else and assimilated and basically invisible so that you disappear. That part I support and you can just be pawns and useful tools to support my campaign and I support your right to safety. Not Jewish safety in Israel. Not not that safety because I don't support their ability to protect themselves in any way or even purchase weapons here. So Israeli Jews, they don't get to be safe. But Jewish Americans, I support your right to safety. And I also support regimes and organizations that want to kill all of you. I don't want to kill all of you, but I support Hamas and Hezbollah and all of these regimes across the Middle East that seek the destruction of all the Jewish people. All the Jewish people who are part of the Jewish faith and the Jewish nation and the Jewish tribe. I support the people that want to kill you, but I don't want to kill you. I love you. I love I love you for who you are, but more importantly for what I wish you were not. Jews, I wish you were just just not there. So to be clear, I don't want to harm you. I just support regimes, entities, states, organizations that wish to harm you. And there's a difference cuz it can provide cover. It can make you feel safe. And I could keep saying all of this lip service to [cheering] make you feel protected. Whatever you need to tell yourself to provide coverage and evasion for my viciously anti-semitic positions which I don't >> [laughter]