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Douglas Murray Ordering Chinese food #shorts #comedy #impression #douglasmurray

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Hello toen garden. What you want to order? >> Yes. First first of all, I just want to say there was a particular problem with the last order I ordered in which I didn't quite get everything I signed up for. Several egg rolls and some lain and General Charles. And it seems the general didn't arrive. Yes, it was. >> Okay. Sorry. What you want to order now? >> Yes. A beef lain chicken with garlic sauce. Potentially mild, slightly spicy, but not too much. Not too much. >> Okay. What else? Maybe some crispy beef. A little bit of crispy beef. >> Crispy beef. >> Beef, please. Please. Include extra duck sauce so I can dip my egg rolls into it. >> Okay. What else? >> Include the utensils, please. I prefer to keep it on plastic wear so I can dispose of it. And while I think that Chinese cuisine seems to lend itself fairly well to leftovers, I don't want to keep things longer than I need to. >> Okay. You want us to bring the food and the order to your house? Put it inside. >> No. No. Definitely not. Just leave it at the door, please. Yes. Leave it at the border and don't cross over. >> 30 minutes. >> Thank you. >> We make now. Thank you very much.