I Spent Five Minutes Inside Tucker’s Head

He plays dumb. Plays very dumb and acts confused when he's really not confused. It's a very intentional confusion he puts on. They'll be talking about, you know, Russia is an authoritarian state. It's a failed economy. It's an absolute failed economy. He goes, "But I was on a train there. It was nice. I I the grocery stores are nice. I I I bought a banana in a Russian supermarket and it wasn't spoiled. It's you know where it's spoiled in Detroit. Detroit has a lot of spoiled fruit actually. Like a lot a lot of spoiled fruit. And in San Francisco there's a lot of fruit. There's a lot of gay people. There really is. It's very fruity. And all of a sudden, you're in this other conversation. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I was talking about World War II and I was talking about Russia and Russian aggression. Well, yeah, certainly in the UK there's been so much aggression. I mean, aggression against regular people. People are being locked up. You know, Russia's not arresting people for social media posts. He goes, "Russia is throwing people out of windows." Well, maybe they like skydiving in Russia. I mean, it's there's an extreme sports capital of the world. I mean, maybe that's in Switzerland, actually, which is neutral, and I think we should be neutral. Do you see what I'm doing? I'm just derailing the conversation.