Jordan Peterson | A Message to McDonalds

this is a message for ronald mcdonald ceo of the very popular establishment mcdonald's i recently attended one of your so-called establishments through a drive-through where i placed a very particular order of mcnuggets six to be precise when i opened the bag upon picking it up there were only five mcnuggets in addition to the mcnuggets i also added to the list amongst other things a burger fries a slurpee a mcflurry and a happy meal although perhaps the insidious nature in which you have been marketing to young people that a meal should be happy as opposed to something that should orient themselves towards a higher goal of fulfillment i've always thought well perhaps you should call it a fulfillment meal as not to confuse young people into thinking that their primary pursuit should be dull empty happiness not to mention the fact that your mascot for the last oh i don't know 30 some odd years has been a bloody clown the physical manifestation of chaos masculine portrayal with feminine features dancing around like an imbecile but i guess that's nothing you've ever been ashamed of although it's certainly deserving of such needless to say i want my money back