Milo gets Deported! #shorts #comedy #impression

Milo Yiannopoulos gets deported. Known as a you know, usually when 15 agents and strapping men show up to my apartment, it's cuz I ordered them. I called for an escort but this wasn't the case. It's usually my fantasy to be escorted out by 12 burly [snorts] men into a van and tied up. No, I mean they tied my hands. It was very insulting, very hurtful. I didn't get I didn't get water for at least 30 minutes. I was very thirsty. I didn't get to drink. I didn't get to have water. I didn't get to have food. And they deported me and I just uh oh I did nothing wrong, nothing illegal. I didn't break the law. I didn't break anything. It was really quite embarrassing and hurtful and shameful and I I'm I'm still traumatized by it. I was crying like an old woman on the floor. And I had to go pee pee. They wouldn't let me go pee pee. I really had to go. I had to I ended up soiling myself. This time not intentionally. I usually do it intentionally cuz why not? Uh it's fun. But I've been clout chasing for so many years as a provocateur, just needlessly, just shamefully craving the attention. Um and when I found that I ran out of cultural relevance, when I found that I I I lost the spotlight, I did whatever I could to get it back. >> [snorts] >> And that meant, you know, working for Kanye and watching Taylor Green because I'm clearly in the end not guided by principles. Um not guided by principles at all. I'm guided by clout and fame and attention and I I crave those things like a drug. I really really do crave them so I do whatever I can to just It's like a dopamine kick and when I run out, I just do whatever I can to you know, to pop it off. Yeah, so now I'm back in London. It was really Maybe I'll become a radical leftist who's very pro open borders because if that gets me attention, why not? That's what it's about, right?