When Jake Shields Stubs his Toe #shorts #jakeshields #satire #comedy #impression #antisemitism

It was just like the other day I was walking and I stubbed my toe and it hurt really bad. But like then I looked into it and I realized it was the Jews. It was the Jews? Yeah. How is it the Jews fault? Well, because I stubbed on a piece of furniture like my couch, right? And I realized like I got the couch at Levitz like a long time ago. Levitz furniture store. Okay. It's like Levit, the guy who owns the store. It's like clearly obviously like when you look into it, you realize they designed these couches like with these the legs like they stick out far enough you'll stub your toe on them. And like that's how that's where it starts. Like it starts with the toes where they start to, you know, like emasculate you. You stub your toe and it hurts a lot and then they work your way up until like your whole body's broken. That just seems like a stretch, Jake. You ever notice like a lot of Jews, especially on the weekends, are wearing like nice shoes, steel toe, just protect them from that cuz they like they're like aware. All right. So, what'd you do next? Well, it hurt really bad. I thought my toe was broken. So, in the end, I went to my podiatrist and he fixed it. So, you have to go to a podiatrist. Who's your podiatrist? His name is Dr. Feldstein. Your podiatrist's name is Dr. Feldstein? Yeah. Oh, Jake.