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Ari Lesser - Diwon - I'm A Jew

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My name is Ari, you know I'm a party Jew, Ashkenazi, but I still love a Sephardi Jew. A fast rapping Jew, that's whole tapping Jew. I'mma get the whole crowd to start clapping Jew. A free thinking Jew, l'chaim drinking Jew, with a beard and hat like Abe Lincoln Jew. Wearing a suit Jew, keeping kashrut Jew. Hashem's the only one I salute Jew. I'm a singing Jew, CD slinging Jew, one of the last few at the bringing Jew. I'm a chabad Jew, that loving God Jew, and some people might say I'm a odd Jew. Spin that dreidel Jew, a pre-natal Jew, a my Ema number one no shaitel Jew. I'm a Semitic Jew, pure genetic Jew, if I'm wrong Jew, I'm an apologetic Jew. I'm a bald Jew, but Jew, that kind of new age Jew, I'm still trying to learn just how to do a Jew. Ain't no soul Jew, with self controlled Jew. On Shabbos, you know I don't roll to school Jew, cuz I'm a true Jew, not a voodoo Jew. I'm that never gonna get a tattoo Jew, a verifiable Jew, member of the tribal Jew. I don't read part two of the Bible Jew, I'm straight Torah Jew. Down to my core Jew, with my soul shining like rays of a menorah Jew. A Maccabee Jew, totally free Jew, dancing like Miriam at the Red Sea Jew. A ram saying Jew, mis-for-obeying Jew, three times a day, every day praying Jew. Wearing a kippah Jew, a thinking deeper Jew, saying Shema when I wake and go to sleep a Jew, cuz I'm that wise Jew, that circumcised Jew, tefillin on my arm and in between my eyes Jew. I'm that Talmud Jew, CT Jew. On Yom Kippur, I never eat Jew, I'm that Sukkot Jew. With challah on Shabbos Jew, on Passover only matzah Jew. I'm that Sephardic Jew, living in Israel Jew. I got that cholent that's hot out the pot Jew, holy land Jew, with clean hands Jew. Always trying to do Hashem's commands Jew, I'm a yeshiva Jew, overachiever Jew, I'm spitting flows that will make you a believer Jew. I'm Arnie, no, I'm a party Jew, I ask not but I still love a party Jew. A fast rapping Jew, that soul tapping Jew, I'm going to get the whole crowd to start clapping you. A free thinking Jew, LaHaim drinking Jew, with a beard and hat like Abe Lincoln Jew, wearing a suit Jew, keeping kashrut Jew, Hashem's the only one I salute Jew. Orthodox Jew, outside the box Jew, take a bagel but no cream cheese and lox Jew cuz I'm a vegan Jew, not a meat eating Jew, trying to get back to the garden of eating Jew. A long haired Jew, I'm a Nazirite Jew, with a full beard when I look in the mirror Jew, no drinking wine Jew, one of a kind Jew, the only funeral I go to is mine Jew, after they drop me Jew, I'm a gypsy Jew. And if it's quorum, I'm a pretty tipsy Jew, I'm that mystic Jew, that kabbalistic Jew, that's strictly monotheistic Jew. I'm not a pagan Jew, not a Ronald Reagan Jew, not a far right wing Jew. A begging Jew, a loving peace Jew in the Middle East Jew, just praying for the violence to cease Jew, cuz I'm a kind Jew, higher state of mind Jew, don't want no stumbling block before the blind Jew, I'm a forgiving Jew, a still living Jew, every day celebrating Thanksgiving Jew.