#Kosher #Vegan #Vegetarian #Judaism #Deuteronomy 14:3-21

I don't eat animals, not my style. I've been that way for quite some while. But it came a time when I changed my mind. I would only die on the kosher kind. I don't eat no creepy crawling things. No lizard legs and no insect wings. No slithering snake. No wiggling worm crawling around on the ground getting covered in germs. I'm no ant eater. I can't stand bugs. No spiders. No centipedes. No slugs. Pass on the cockroach. Thank you. Please. I'll take some honey. You can keep the bees. No scorpion or with a poison tail. No escar though I don't eat snail. Never had frog legs like they do in France. Wouldn't try that trae if I had the chance. And no amphibians, no reptiles. Salamandanda, new toad, turtle, crocodiles feed me chameleons. I think I scream and my face might turn from brown to green. Cuz I don't eat animals, not my style. It's been that way for quite some while. But if there came a time when I changed my mind, I would only dine on the kosher kind of only eat seafood with fins and scales. No warrus dolphins or humpback whales. No seahorse sea lion sea snails. No crab legs, no red lobster tail. No manatees like a Japanese. No nasty sea urchin sushi. Sorry, I don't do calamari. Squid and octopuses and peanut butter, not jellyfish. I put one in my bowl and I break the dish. No prawn, no krill, no shrimp. I still never had crawad. Don't think I will. I don't make my meals with moray eels. No oyster shellfish or elephant seals. No great white hammer head when I swim. A shark might bite me, but I won't bite him cuz I don't eat animals. Not my style. I've been that way for quite some while. But if there came a time when I changed my mind, I would only dine on the kosher. [Applause] [Music]