Bardak - Shidduch of Dreams (בשיתוף קרן עם ישראל חי) — ברדק - שידוך החלומות

Hello It's Schreiber the Shadchan Yes Rav Schreiber Who is this? It's Schreiber the Shadchan This is regarding your son Yossi I have a great shidduch for him, you should grab Let's hear. Who is the tzadeikes? Yaeli Becker Where did she study? "Darkei Zilpah" Ah Nu nu Alright. What did she study? Teaching there isn't hi-tech or something? Something interesting? Dassi, this is Schreiber He never gets any interesting offers And what does the mother do? The mother is an assistant in a kindergarten An assistant in a kindergarten Yes, but listen She has a heart of gold, something special everyone can't stop praising her Always praising her What? Praises Sure sure And what does the father do? A regular avrech, learns three sedorim a day? Yes yes Not even a "meishiv" in Night Seder A position Something No … regular Okay, fine I'll discuss it with my wife And I'll get back to you Fine, great Tell me Rav Schreiber Are they giving something … Oy, how did I forget to tell you They won last year's "The Dream Raffle" An apartment in Yerushalayim, worth a Million Dollars And they're giving it An apartment in Yerushalayim? Wonderful! Dassi, mazel tov. Our Yossi is engaged Wonderful Rav Schreiber Listen I always tell my wife There's nothing like a girl who learned teaching This shows how patient she is All that hi-tech schmhi-tech Who will raise my grandchildren? Not only that, the mother is an assistant Between you and me We all know that it's the assistant that runs the kindergarten She does all the artwork… And the father is an avrech who learns three sedorim Without any position or anything else Torah liShmah Ah, Rav Schreiber Can we call the vort? Mazel Tov