Brad Landers Yom Kippur Address!

Ladies and gentlemen, brothers and sisters, friends, neighbors, terrorists, what's up, Muhammad? It's good to see you. >> He's just joshing me. >> Oh, Mahmud. We're here today to do our vidi to atone for our sins. And on this day of Yam Kapur, we recite the prayer nitan took which specifies all of the ways we as a people could die this year could perish. To die in the right time or not the right time to die by fire or by water, by wild beast or by famine or thirst. But there's one thing missing. There's one thing we should add to that prayer as a way we will certainly die. And that's by suicide. mass collective suicide that I encourage all of you to do, to take upon yourselves, to die for the sake of your enemies so that your enemies will love you. We must all help with that effort. For the Jews to die, for Israel to die so that our enemies will approve of us. That's what we have to do to atone. Not by fire, not by water, not by wild beast, thirst, or famine, but by suicide. Let's do it. and let's do it. That's what they they'll love us for it. That's They will love us. Seriously, they'll love it. Mass collective Jewish suicide. Let's do them the favor and then they will love us. And of course, we must not hold every Palestinian or everyone in Gaza responsible for the actions of Hamas. But we must definitely hold every single Jew around the world responsible for the actions of the Israeli government. Quite the contradiction. Even though, of course, I've been saying for quite a while that we shouldn't do that as that's totally anti-semitic and it leads to more anti-semitism. Whatever. We should atone for the sins of the Israeli government and of course hold Jews collectively responsible and say that we're all collectively complicit. Even if that leads to more anti-semitism, who cares? Mass suicide. Right? You feel me? Right, Mlin? >> Hell yeah. Now please let us all join together in prayer. Sham aline alashm Allahu alashm baruk shame cavam were Addis alkyes. Thank you. And may we all here be written into the book of life here. Not the other Jews. You can kill them. Not us. Not us. We're We're the good ones. I'm friends with Zoron. Zoron's my friend. You're my friends. Don't hurt me. Hurt them.