Candace Owens goes MAX!

All right, you guys. It's good to be back. It's good to be back. As you all know, I was on vacation grieving. I was grieving. Obviously, we're all watching this circus, this sham of a trial of a court trial going on. As all of you know, the slop the court slop is rolling out and we are going to triple down in our pursuit of the truth. Let's just take a look at some of the footage from the trial. Some of which I found very interesting, okay? Very interesting. Let's take a look at the judge's reaction to Charlie's assassination. And if you look very closely, you find something very interesting. It's very interesting. Let's take a look. >> [snorts] >> As you can see, he's watching and up. There it is. Of course, the Zionist mafia is saying that he was shocked when he watched this, that he suddenly blinked, but that looked like a wink to me. Who is the judge winking at? Went As he's watching the tape, he's winking. Winking, who's he winking at? Who's he winking at? Who is the judge coordinating with in this video? Brian Harpole? Frank Turick? Who are you winking at? Who are you winking at? Like, I got you. I find it very interesting that the exact moment and time of Charlie's assassination, we have a judge who's winking at someone in the video. Is he saying job well done? Is he saying mission accomplished? We are going to look into that. We are going to dig deeper into that and find out why this judge was winking. Who's he winking at? Is he winking at Ben Shapiro? Is he winking at those in the crowd carrying Israeli cell phones? >> [snorts] >> I don't know. We'll see. You guys, they think we're stupid. They think we're stupid. Next up, of course, we have a confession. An insane confession by Jeremy Boring. Jeremy Boring, when asked where he was when Charlie was shot, when he found out, he said he was in the shower. In the shower. Really, Jeremy? Why would you be in the shower conveniently when Charlie was getting killed? Why would you be in the shower? Were you cleaning off DNA? I knew it. I always knew there was something something satanic, something demonic about Jeremy Boring. >> [snorts] >> Something obsessive about Jeremy Boring and the fact that he would be in the shower during Charles' assassination, the fact that he would be in the shower is very [snorts] suspicious. It's very interesting. Why would you be taking a shower while Charlie Kirk is getting killed unless you want to clean off DNA evidence of your involvement. What were you cleaning off, Jeremy? What were you trying to hide? What were you cleansing yourself of? Was it guilt? As we continue uncovering the events of that day with this story, we find out that no one was giving Charlie CPR. Why was no one giving Charlie CPR? And it got me thinking, what does CPR actually stand for? And if you dig deeper, you realize maybe it stands for creepy pedophiles of Rent-A-Van. >> [snorts] >> Uh You guys You guys were getting so close. We're getting so close. Creepy pedophiles of Rent-A-Van, of course. >> [snorts] >> They held off on doing that because CPR stands for creepy pedophiles of Rent-A-Van. >> [snorts] >> And now [clears throat] we know what their true motivations were in the back of that car. Now, as I look more and more at the footage from that day, I couldn't help but notice, wonder, not only were so many people wearing maroon, but all the men were wearing pants. Why were the men wearing pants? Why were all of them wearing pants? And not just pants, but jeans. A lot of people wearing jeans on that day. And then suddenly I remembered who was the most popular jean manufacturer, who's one of the most popular jean companies is none other than Levi Strauss, who's a Frankist. Levi Strauss, who makes jeans, who conveniently on that day had a lot of these young men all wearing jeans. >> [snorts] >> You guys. Levi Strauss, who was a Zionist, was a Frankist, was part of the Zionist mafia, part of the Zionist cult, and they are satanic. And I believe Ben Shapiro's father was also seen recently wearing jeans, but uh we will verify that for you. We will get that for you, and I have sources who I will not name, but I have very reliable sources that claim that they saw Ben Shapiro's father wearing jeans in Florida, okay? You don't wear jeans in Florida. It's too hot to wear jeans in Florida. But he was wearing jeans on that day from Levi Strauss. A source also tells me Bill Ackman was wearing jeans in the Hamptons. It's all connected. It all makes sense. You guys, >> [gasps] >> it all makes sense. They think we're stupid. So, we're onto you, Daily Wire. We're onto you, Ben Shapiro. We see you for what you are. We see your father for who he is and the jeans that he wears from Levi Strauss. Can see it. It's so obvious. We see it, and you're not going to get away with this. Okay, I always knew there was something wrong. I always knew there was something off. Jeremy Boring in the shower at the time of Charlie's death. Washing off DNA. Them not doing CPR because it stands for creepy pedophiles of Remphan. >> [snorts] >> It all adds up. It all makes sense, and I've always felt this. I've always felt this so deeply. So, we will not stop. We will not stop until we get to the truth. Let's take some of your comments. Candy Cult Forever 88 writes, "Hey Candace, glad you're back. My [ __ ] itches, and I think Ben Shapiro was the cause." I agree. I totally agree. There was always something off about Ben Shapiro. And when I worked at Daily Wire, I often my [ __ ] would itch and I would just I would know what time I'd walk by him, every time [clears throat] I'd walk by Ben, I'd like, "Ah, there's something going on there. I think there were bees." Mommy Sleuth Hubby in the Closet 44 writes, "Hey Candace, Charlie came to me in a dream last night, too, and said you were right about everything." I'm telling you he's making his rounds. He's making his rounds, especially now, especially now cuz he knows that I'm his David. Brain Dead Candy Lover 9 writes, "Lance Twigs Lance Bass and Sync Bye Bye Bye." Sounds like a threat. "It's going to be me, Candace. It was supposed to be you. Coincidence? I think not." I totally agree. It's amazing observationality and I agree with that. I agree with that. Last comment from G Farmer 613, "You are an effing nut job. Come upstairs not Wait, how did that go through? Can we Can we scratch that? Can we erase that? Okay, we'll take that out. Anyway, guys, thank you so much for your comments. Thanks so much for your feedback. Thank you so much for staying with me on this journey cuz it's not about me. It's not just about Charlie, it's about all of us. We are going maxi pad. We are going hard and I'm going to collect more intel. We're getting so close. You guys, stay tuned for next week's episode. In the meantime, I'm going to collect more intel in the best way I know how, in [snorts] my dreams, where I see Charlie. See you next episode.