Curtis Sliwa’s Election Strategy #shorts #comedy #parody #nycmayor #curtissliwa

Do you have a strategy for victory? >> Oh, I think I could win this. >> You think you could win the mayoral election? >> It's not going to be a problem. I look, I seen the numbers, but I got a strategy. I think I could win this. >> So, what's the plan for a victory? >> Look, I think it's very simple. You go to mom dami and you knock them out. >> What? >> You know, Cuomo, too. You take them both out. Just boom, knock them out. >> Are Are you serious? >> Yeah. Look, these people are going to cause problems. New Yorkers don't like them. I don't like them. And that's how I deal with people I don't like. I knock them out. >> Knock them out. >> You know, just with a fist, you know, nothing really, not too much. You just rough them up a little bit, you know. That's the world I come from. Hey, I'm a New Yorker. That's how we solve problems. Knock them out. >> Wow. >> And that's my strategy. I seen the polls. I seen the numbers. I could win this thing. Curtis Leewok could win this thing. Okay. Through the votes, but also if we knock them out, you know. >> Uhhuh. >> That's what I plan to do. So, you plan to physically knock out Zoro Mandani? >> Oh, yeah. He's a short pipque squeaky little guy. And more Cuomo's Italian. He thinks he's tough. He's an old guy. He's an old school Italian. He ain't can't fight no more. Maybe Chris Cuomo, the brother I'd worry about. If he gets involved, I'll have to call in reinforcements, but otherwise, knock him out. >> Yep. Yeah, I heard you. >> Yeah, just a little bit. >> Knock him out. >> So, I'm confident we can win this thing. You're gonna get arrested.