David Attenborough, Jordan Peterson, Sebastian Maniscalco - ONE ZOOM

it's rare in our history that two figures so remarkable in our evolution should be present in one zoom jordan peterson and sebastian maniscalco so for a long time i was looking forward to getting together david attenborough and sebastian menescalco because comedy comedy is so important society needs comedy because they tell the truth so that's what i would say sebastian why don't we start by you telling me a little bit about yourself and what's been bothering you yeah well our first question would be how much time you got um yeah you know lately uh i'm not gonna lie i just want one direction i'm not gonna protect the face but when we're getting new mandates weekly on what we gotta do i can't take it anymore right give me one rule and make it last a year don't tell me every other week i gotta add something to my head that's what bothers me don't tell me to add [ __ ] weekly you know sebastian will tell you it's important psychologically if you don't have a single standard to go by it's not good it's not if you don't have operational order society crumbles so so man i would get right on it what about you david well the question excites me when you take a journey to their psyche mr peterson when did you first realize that you could not speak without quoting an ancient philosopher that most people nowadays wouldn't recognize well to that i would say you know you know the biological literature is clear the archetypal structures are embedded in us at a deep level so your bloody better be careful if you're to venture apart from the fundamental principles that underlie the entire structure of our society is based on because it's not based on power it's not like the neo-marxist and post-modernists will have you believe watch you know watch carefully as dr peterson continues to speak mr maniscalco will have to wait his turn sebastian waits in the distance waiting for the time to be right let's watch it's time can you hear me david i'm here he's arrived it's mating season in the wild [Music] what the hell was that is there a beluga you know mating season is important there's a hierarchical structure to that too you know the the competent males usually get the most speaking of mating season hey you guys seen that this girl was with her boyfriend husband what have you and in the background on this beach this guy's going to town on his lady in a public beach you forgot there was people here this guy is going to ponton and they don't give a [ __ ] who saw him nobody cares nobody cares mr maniscalco's breed the italians are particularly sensitive toward public displays of affection and doing it in public sometimes is not good it's not but the display of confidence showing that he's a male who can get what he wants you know so it's important i almost respect the balls it takes no pun intended to just go to in public i have the balls to just say i don't give a [ __ ] who's here i'm we're doing it and he's proud wow so david david how have you been uh you know managing eh hmm i've been so well been maintaining social distancing behind a small rock down in the ancient deserts of south africa behind a small hippo and her young living exclusively off the gas of a rhino spot and the waste of a baby elephant it's been a long journey many a cold night but i survive and look towards the future a future of hope and what's your take on lobsters [Music] you