David Blaine FREAKS OUT Joe Rogan (parody)

the jurgen experience so you know i mean ever since i was a kid you know i just you know i had this dream of stapling my notes to a skyscraper and hanging upside down for a month you know okay yeah but like why because it's magic judd that's magic you know okay okay wait just wait walk me back okay yeah ever since you were a kid you had a dream i get it you want to do tricks you want to do magic but you also wanted to staple your nuts to a skyscraper and hang upside down for a month yeah that's just something i always wanted to do you know i always knew that as a kid i don't know joe i have an amazing team joe i even got the sketch artist to draw out the stunt you know here check it out a picture of his oh oh oh no no no oh yeah wait wait so had it ever been attempted before i think somebody attempted the trick in the 60s you know jamie it was like in 1962 yeah okay what happened to him yeah he split his nuts up and he felt like a hundred stories to his death jesus so yeah oh man yeah it didn't work out for him yeah i don't think he properly prepped for it to be honest but but like i knew i could do it because i've hung upside down before you know and i've stapled my nuts to things before so i did the stunt okay it worked out you know have you seen any long-term effects from doing this yeah you know ever since then i've been having problems with my nuts you know and i think it may have something to do with that stunt you know yeah probably