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Douglas Murray Ordering Chinese food #shorts #comedy #impression #douglasmurray
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Hello toen garden. What you want to
order?
>> Yes. First first of all, I just want to
say there was a particular problem with
the last order I ordered in which I
didn't quite get everything I signed up
for. Several egg rolls and some lain and
General Charles. And it seems the
general didn't arrive. Yes, it was.
>> Okay. Sorry. What you want to order now?
>> Yes. A beef lain
chicken with garlic sauce. Potentially
mild, slightly spicy, but not too much.
Not too much.
>> Okay. What else? Maybe some crispy beef.
A little bit of crispy beef.
>> Crispy beef.
>> Beef, please. Please. Include extra duck
sauce so I can dip my egg rolls into it.
>> Okay. What else?
>> Include the utensils, please. I prefer
to keep it on plastic wear so I can
dispose of it. And while I think that
Chinese cuisine seems to lend itself
fairly well to leftovers, I don't want
to keep things longer than I need to.
>> Okay. You want us to bring the food and
the order to your house? Put it inside.
>> No. No. Definitely not. Just leave it at
the door, please. Yes. Leave it at the
border and don't cross over.
>> 30 minutes.
>> Thank you.
>> We make now. Thank you very much.