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Yo, guys. Here's how I know that this Israeli plane hijacking story is a false flag, okay? You mean to tell me that this co-pilot who wakes up every day with an ideology determined and dedicated to killing Jews and Israelis and Zionists who've been who's been saying it who's been living and breathing this ideology actually goes and does it or tries to do it? I mean, isn't it more likely that everything we're seeing from all the video footage and testimonials from people actually on the flight, isn't it more likely that that's all staged and made up? Also, like they're showing people with blood stains on their clothes cuz apparently they had to subdue the terrorist. Let me ask you. Where's all the ketchup on the plane? I didn't see any anybody, any plane meals and there was any any plane meals that they serve on these flights, they didn't have any ketchup packets. Maybe they were all used for something. Something feels fishy cuz all the ketchup packets mysteriously go missing and then all of a sudden we start to see blood stains on these people's clothes. And now they're saying this other pilot's Indian? Since when do Indians fly planes and fly planes full of Israelis? I've never seen an Indian pilot. I'm sorry. Pilots I come across are all white men or at least they should be. Every plane I've been on it's like a nice tall white guy. I've never seen an Indian pilot. So, between that between the ketchup that's gone missing and all of a sudden they they land in Saudi Arabia? Like no. No.