First date w/ @TuckerCarlson #shorts #comedy #parody #satire #tuckercarlson #impression

So, tell me about your family. What are they like? My family? Like, what do you want to know? How many siblings do you have? I have one brother and one sister. Mhm. And how much did they weigh when they were born? What? Like, what do you mean? Well, how much did your brother or sister weigh when they were born? I mean, I think you'd want to know that. I mean, it's a determinant of health. Wouldn't you want to care about the health of your siblings? I mean, why would you want to know that? It seems really important that their birth weight would determine their future health. And if you care about your siblings, care about your family. I certainly care about my family. I care about them very deeply. Uh, why wouldn't you want to know that? Um, I don't know. Okay. What do you know how much your siblings weighed when they were born? 7 lb 9 oz. And my sister weighed 7 lb uh 13 oz. Okay. That's weird that you know that. I mean, it's important. I want to know. Okay. Can we talk about something else? And what about your parents? Tell me about your parents. Actually, can you tell me about your parents? Well, I live across from my parents graves. I'm not going anywhere. I'm legitimately freaked out. Can we can we talk about something else, please? Okay. Sure. Um, do you like to travel? Of course. Oh my gosh. Yes. Yes. I love to travel. Okay. Hey, what's your favorite place that you've been? Russia. Really? It's beautiful. That just sounds so random. We should go sometime. What? We should go sometime. Okay. Can we get the check?