Cholentface - Kosherphones

no but the smartphone ban is really really amazing thanks to the smartphone ban last week there is not a shred of evidence that i said after chakras in the soccer steel well okay except for this big bruise on my surface and the fact that um my kids have been missing for five days my rub told me that i should get a kosher phone so i took my iphone 5 and i titled it in the mikvah then it stopped working i went to my rub and he said now it's a kosher phone so i heard from some people that you need to put it inside inside rice because what happens is the saturn gets confused over which broccoli to make on the rice so the phone reboots itself but honestly which self-respecting ashkenazi jew owns rice i mean especially during ello a time like this when we want to get as far away from stop from uh as far as him as possible so i put it in a bag of choline beans now the phone works but it randomly blasts on us [Music] and every time i get a text it smells like eggs i actually at one point got a kosher phone now i i have no idea who gave it a texture but it really doesn't go well with noodles