Levi Goldstein: the L'Ilui Nishmas table

I go to Shul and I head straight to the L'Iluy Nishmas table for those of you who don't know the Shul has a table and every so often there's a Yahrzeit for somebody and there's usually, like you know, herring and vodka and scotch and boy, let me tell you nothing clears my mouth from that Listerine breath better than a nice piece of herring with vodka to wash it down I mean, think about it these people that passed away you know? they're killing us slowly by having us consume alcohol and sugar coated carbs in the morning you know, it would make sense you know, to have a salad have a salad l'Iluy Nishmas Chatzkel Ben Berel jog around the Shul l"iluy Nishmas... what's the name again? and then it would be a win win situation we'll get healthier and the people that passed away will be kicking themselves why they didn't do the same thing for the people who passed away before them! @Frumprov