Mendy Margolin: the Davening Quagmire

[Applause] today I'm not going to look in the book and I'm gonna dive in freestyle what happens is everything we do they get in something with a quagmire you know what a quagmire is black my respects it even gets you know so you like be targeting like guru bhai to be a coffin really bad so that's the dominant quagmire oh by the way most people when they get up to speed they usually come up and they come to the microphone and they make love to it hello can you hear me testing one two three testing six feet well or whatever it is and my family will have something super unique we come up to the microphone and we go of course we stand this are you laughing and we stand on our tippy toes and we go hey everybody see me can you see me I'm the subject they're short people did you all know it's all people watch out short people are actually the people of the future because our carbon footprint is it takes less to feed us we use up less clothing you can fit more of us on airplanes we don't really care about extra legroom so really what's going to be always thing that we do don't not use less of us of course toilet paper it's the same amount you know especially those kinds I'm gonna go don't shoot me but you know those times where you keep on doing it and it never ends