Yanky Flusberg: Robocalls

The one and only Yanky Flusberg!!! Anybody want to buy sky miles? No. I'm not here to sell anything as a matter of fact, I hate robocalls. Just the other day, I got a call and I didn't realize it was from Neturei Karta and I ended up donating 180 dollars because they needed radiation therapy from getting too close to the missiles and Ahmenidejad's cologne. You know, the difference between a regular Robocall and a Heimishe Robocall is that a regular Robocall will call you at three o'clock in the afternoon, a great time and they'll say are you suffering from diabetes? Do you have chronic diarrhea? Well call today and get your free cruise to the Bahamas and if you call within the next 30 seconds, you'll get a date with Donald Trump! Just last week, I'm in the middle of Havdalah in the hospital right next to the snack machine and my phone goes off. Hello? VOS IZ NEIAS? GIB NEIN DOLLAR TZVEI DOLLAR FAHR A KALLAH FAHR A CHOSSON OID YISHOMA BE'AREI YEHIDA UBECHITZOS donate money for an Almanah fahr a Yasom OID YISHOMA BE'AREI YEHIDA UBECHITZOS YERUSHALAYIM Hello? Hello?? I feel like I'm talking to my in-laws. There's no one on the line. Hello?