Yossi Berktin: Invisible Bochur

Every morning I sit in the Zahl and learn it is around afternoon Seder that I suddenly get unbelievably bored this is where being an invisible Bochur has its privileges and I begin annoying some of the other guys I usually select the most serious Shteiger and I blow gently into his right ear then, into his left ear then perhaps down the back of his neck it is at this time the guy thinks I am the air conditioner but not for long he still has no idea who or what is doing this so I begin fidgeting with other things now when he's at his most confused I begin to manipulate limbs of his body now he is at his most embarrassed I feel good and leave him alone for about 10 seconds and then, when he's at his most vulnerable I push him off the chair and knock his hat off his head and steal his seat OWWW!!!