Yossi Berktin: When the mechanic needs you

But money is tough, you know and especially when we're living in a non-Jewish world and they're out to get us, we know they're out to get us just a perfect example, it happened to me this week or last week, literally I went to my mechanic for some simple tire work 1200 dollars and I don't know. I can't do anything about it he knows I don't know anything about cars I mean look at me I'm the guy walking into the store going "ok Mr. Berktin, what's the problem today?" well, my car, when I make a left turn, goes nip nip nip and when I brake, it goes dadoom dadoom dadoom do you know what that is? he knows he's got a sucker and of course he gives you that mechanic jargon you need a Jastrow dictionary to define all the terms that he's using yeah your Johnson rod is rubbing up against your diesel fuel injector it's gonna cost you 12,000 dollars for that one I have no clue what he's talking about at all I want one day to get my revenge I want him to come to me one day and say you know Rabbi Berktin my wife is Jewish I didn't know that yeah, and we just had a baby boy we want to do a circumcision well, you're gonna need a chol hamoed sheva brachos for that one I think a kisei Eliahu, I might have an old one in the back I can probably get you it for 300 bucks maybe you know, I know a mohel, he's a good friend of mine he'll help you out he just doesn't do fluids, that's all! tickets at frumprov.com