Going on a date with Tucker Carlson p.2 #shorts #comedy #satire #impression #tuckercarlson 

So, it was just like a lot of trauma in my last relationship. But thankfully, I'm doing so much better. It's terrible that that happened. Why did you laugh? I feel horrible that that happened to you. Really? I do. Okay. And so, I mean, I know what you mean. I know what you're going through. I was molested by a demon. Excuse me. What? No, no, no. I It's okay. I was asleep. Okay. That's That's still weird as hell. I want to make love to the state of New Hampshire. This isn't going to work. But I was I was molested by a demon. Right. It's still in me. Can we get the check, please?