Going out to eat w/ Candace Owens #shorts #comedy #satire #impression #candaceowens

Ciao and welcome to Casa Bellissima. Are you ready to order? >> Okay, I think we'll start with the appetizers. >> Scusi? Um What? I just wanted to know, how is the prosciutto? Scusi? The what? The prosciutto. The prosciutto? We say prosciutto. >> Okay. It's a very very good. Uh I don't know. Sorry, I'm just trying to compartmentalize all the different dishes. >> Take your time. I don't know. Something doesn't feel right. Why not? Doesn't feel right. For the mains, can we get the lasagna? The what? >> to try that. Just want to try that. The lasagna. >> Oh, the lasagna. Okay, sure. And the carbonara. >> The carbonara? >> Is that like Is that carbohydrates, the carbonara? Is it carbs? Is that what that is? Is that what that >> It's very good. >> Is the carbonara? Carbonara. Carbonara. Right. I don't know. We'll see. Would you like some more time with the menu to decide? >> the spaghetti Milanese? The what? The spaghetti Milanese. >> It's the spaghetti bolognese. Milanese is It's like lasagna. No. No. You guys They think we're stupid. They think we're stupid. Um Anything else? What about the margherita? The pizza, the margherita. Margarita. Margarita. I don't know. Also, I couldn't help but notice the lights were flickering when we came in. >> Okay. Is that Is Charlie here or Who? Is Charlie here? Who is the Who is that? I just I just noticed that. I just noticed lights were flickering and >> Okay, maybe we're going to change the bulb. Just find that interesting. Huh? Just find that interesting. Okay, and what about the risotto titato? Scusi? What? >> The risotto titato. What are you What are you saying? The risotto titato. The risotto. Titato? Risotto. >> It's rice and it's cream and it's just stirred up. I don't know. Why would you stir it up? Why would you serve rice like that? I don't know why you would serve [music] rice like that. I don't know why you would do that. Why don't you just steam the rice and serve it? You're putting cream and all these other things in it. >> risotto. >> Just doesn't feel right. And it says the caprese comes with bruschetta. Hm? Is that like bruschetta? Like Brigitte? >> It's a bruschetta. Like Brigitte Macron? >> Bruschetta. It's like a toast. And it's supposed to be like bread, but it's actually something else. It's It's not what it's saying it is. The bruschetta The bruschetta is not saying what it is. Okay. You guys. Candace, please. What? Why don't we just Why don't we just leave? We'll go home. You'll make me a sandwich. Okay, I will. Oh, ciao. You are a very handsome Oh, well, thank you so much. >> What's happening? >> Would you like to join at my table? >> What's happening? I would absolutely love that. Come, I will introduce you to some of my friends. Oh, I look forward to that. You guys. Candace, go home, darling, okay? Do a live stream or something. Can we stop? I'll send for the car. George. My goodness, it's George. I didn't know that. Of course you didn't. We barely know each other. It's George. >> Shouldn't I know how to speak? >> Oh, I know. It's embarrassing. Where you going?