I'm Consolidating Everything, Launching Merch & Letting Candace Explain Hava Nagila

All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're here. We're live. We're having a good time today. Some major announcements. Major announcements. And And I brought some toys with me, which is kind of part of the announcement. Uh, you know, brought some extra gear, some toys that I don't get to really share as often as I have in the past, but going forward, we're going to do that. Welcome to the show. Welcome to Amy's house. Welcome to the Ammy Kak live stream. >> [music] >> So, um, basically what's happening is, hold on. We're going to be, uh, updating things around here and kind of consolidating things all under one roof. I am live streaming to my YouTube channel, the Ammy Kak Comedy YouTube channel. Going to be funneling everything from the Amy's House universe uh, into the Ammy Ammy Kak Comedy channel. It's been uh you know a long journey building up Amy's house but funneling everything uh and putting everything into one uh like ecosystem I think is is better. I think it makes more sense rather than pointing people in various directions. But given the spirit of that uh I'm launching two things today that I'm very excited about. launching a uh uh Patreon membership uh for those who want to see a lot more of what I'm doing behind the scenes uh live Q&A's live streams for live streams for members only and I can take more Q&A and connect with all of you at a deeper level. So, I'm really excited about that. It's in the YouTube description now in this stream. Go click now patreon.com/ami koak formerly Amy's house. patreon.comcak and you can join there and become a member uh and you'll get access to lots of cool things, not just exclusive content, but uh [music] music, Q&As's, all sorts of stuff, early access to shows, all sorts of things. We'll be building it out from there. I'm going to I'm going to be taking your questions and comments here. You're being manipulated. That's right. Thank you for watching the latest Megan Kelly sketch. Uh, more high-res sketches coming up. But we also got some toys here that I can uh I can uh start playing with. Uh, and uh, [music] little loop station. Why don't we just get started with some music just to warm it up as people come into the comments. Yeah. [music] Act. Yes. >> [music] >> I think I just a little welcome to the live [music] Oh, and we're going to have some fun today. [singing] Welcome to the live [music] stream. Even though it's raining out, well, we're going to have some fun today. [music] down. [music] [singing] [music] Yeah. [singing] [music] Down. [singing] [music] [singing] [music] Yes. Put your questions in the comments. Somebody [music and singing] writes Thomas Sander writes, "Rock on. Rock on. [music] [singing] Rock on. Rock on. Rock on. Yes. This is the Omni Kak live stream and uh put your questions and comments in and maybe we can even loop some impressions. But this is a little test of what you'll be getting on Patreon. So join the membership now. patreon.com/my's house. That's patreon.com/amies house. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, patreon.com/amies house is uh coming and you can go sign up now for exclusive content and for an incredible experience to have an amazing community that we can build together. Build build together. So, I wanted to come on the stream now and test out some of this. Are we having fun in the comments? Drop your comments. Um let's see here. You're the best, most talented. It's not fair to the rest of humanity. You're [singing] the best. Most talented. It's not fair to humanity. [singing] [music] Oh, you're the best. Most talented. It's not fair to humanity. >> Oh, that was pitchy. [singing] >> You're the best. It's not fair to humanity. [music and singing] >> That was pitchy. >> You're the best. >> Thank you, Carrie. It's not fair to humanity. >> Uh, any more comments? We can keep throwing it in. I have a drum machine. That is correct. We can uh we can [music] drum break with the drum machine in one, two. Break it down. [music] >> [clears throat] >> You're the best build together. [music] >> Thanks for the inspiration in the comments. We can kind of do these things, you know. Okay, any other comments here? Throw them in. and uh would love to see a collab with you and Nick Mattow. Of course. Yeah, Nick is the best. He's a He's a lot of fun. Does great work out there. Shouts. He's a friend. Um I had a dream, you guys, that Ami Kak's music is a secret code. I don't know. We'll see. [music] >> [singing] >> I appreciate the kind words. Uh we'll shut down the loop for a little bit and we'll take some questions. So that's just kind of a taste of the kind of things I'd like to do on the live stream for patrons only if you're watching. There's a little bit of reverb on the microphone here. Um hey, yep, there it is. Probably from the loop station. But I am having a good time. I'm having fun. And this will be a little bit of a looser thing. Going live on my channel here just to show you a little taste of what it'll be like. Let's take some questions. We can talk politics, but sometimes you need to take a little break from that and just, you know, uh just let your brain scatter a little bit and be creative. And I felt like I haven't gotten to share enough music with you guys, which is odd because I have been doing music for way longer than comedy, believe it or not. That's right. went to the Berkeley College of Music, studied music for film and television, performed with bands, performed with my band Distant Cousins, and then started doing comedy a little later in Kabloom. The uh the universe had had plans for that. So, if you have any other comments, put them here. Um what do we [clears throat] switch to talking about JD Vance now? I don't even know. How do you go from >> to JD Vance? I'm not really sure, but uh let's see here. Somebody's requesting Trump this tishab. Oh, we'll do Trump doing tishabove. This tishabove. It'll be It'll be a great dishabove. The ninth. It's what a number. Number nine. [snorts] It'll be the greatest dish you've ever seen. So many movies. A lot of a lot of sad movies. Really sad movies. But my tishab is a a happy dishabove. It's a great tishabove because you know we we we do screenings. We watch we watch Defiance, which is Daniel Craig, I think. What's that? Craig. He was James Bond. He played James Bond, but then he also was in Defiance. Stab the Bellski Ultraad. It was a great film. And there's no one more defiant than Donald Trump. I'm probably the most defiant president we've ever had. [snorts] Probably the most defiant president. And you need defiance. You have to defy when things go bad. You know, they call me all these terrible things. They call me a fascist. They call me a Nazi. But these are nasty people. And you got to be defiant. You got to be defiant in the face of evil. Right? Got to be defiant in the face of evil, right? Got to be defiant in the face of evil. Right? Got to be defiant in the face of evil. Right? Got to be defiant in the face of evil. All right. Got to be defe. [music] Got to be defiant in the face of evil. Got to be defiant in the face. This is really got to be in the face of evil. Nobody celebrates better than I do. I fasted for 4 days up until this point. Nobody celebrates tisha better than I do. I fasted for 4 days up until this point. Nobody celebrates tisha better than I do. I fasted for 4 days up until this point. Nobody celebrates tisha better than I do. [music] I fasted for four. Nobody celebrates tisha. >> All right. I don't know what that was, but uh we're having a good time here, guys. I'm going to have to log off the stream soon. And this was just for a quick announcement. Here's another really fun announcement. I'm going to share my screen here because if you check the description of this stream, I'm also launching the merch store. We got merchandise. Merchandise. It's in the description of the live stream. We got merchandise. Okay, you guys got to see this. I'm going to share my screen and then you guys in the comments, you got to react to this. Okay. [snorts] Um, we got one comment here. Let's see. Do Candace Owens on a rabbit trail of what Havana might mean. That's a good one. All right, you guys. Nobody knows this, but Hava Naggila Hava Naggila is a song sung by Frankus. Okay. Sung by Frankus. And I had to ask, what does [snorts] Hava Nagala mean? What does Hava Nagala mean? Sounds like an interesting name. It sounds like an interesting name of some kind of ritual when they sing it. Ha. Naga. Ha. Naga. Ha. might be Latin, might be something that ancient Franks used to sing before they engaged in ritualistic practices which they would take Christian children who would somehow disappear on Passover and they would pray to Bal and Haven. How's that? Uh, thank you for the question. But anyway, back to it. Back to it. This is literally my ADHD live stream over here, guys. You got to check this out. Um, someone's like, "Do you wear a white shirt a lot?" you. What are you saying? Am I in a gang? You You You front. You trying to tell me something? No, I'm not in a gang. I just like the shirt. It's nice. Um, last thing I'll announce is that we got merch. So, check the link in the description of this stream. Okay, we got the Kak store. Oh. Oh, yes. Oh, look at that. I chose a much thinner picture of myself from 2018. God, I got to get back to that and start start shaving it off here. Shaving off the pounds. Um, look at that. Some obviously some uh some, you know, basic standard stuff. Look at that's my old Prince Harry phrase, unconscious bias. The Kakstore.com is live. And uh, shop all. You got to see the TE's, man. Look at the t-shirts here. Okay, we got Let's see if we can see it. Oh, okay. Little quotations. Charlie Kirk was a time traveler who could astrop project. Candace Owens. Quotations. Yes, quotations. Oh, here's another one. Check it out from Megan. Look at that. Look at this. It's a quotation on a t-shirt. Boom. Megan Kelly. Gotta love it. So profound. So deep. Uh here's one of my favorites. Um baboom. Here's one of my favorites. Here there's Tucker Carlson. Boom. Qatar [clears throat] Hero. I swear to God this is for sale. You can go to the kakstore.com right now and purchase uh the kakstore.com right now and purchase your merch. Uh let's uh let's close the window over here and stop the screen. But there you go. I promise you this. Uh the Kak store is live. We are going to basically uh close out the streamer with a little more music. But those were the announcements. The membership is live on Patreon. patreon.com/ami kak and the kakstore.com. We got merch. We got it all people. And so now we're going to just close out with some fun. [music] W hey [music] [music] that was in there. [music] Hey, hey, hey. [music] Yep. Hey, [music] hey, hey. [music] Thank you guys so much for [music] watching the live stream. >> [singing] [music] >> The kakstore.com [music and singing] merchandise is for sale. [music] [music] That was kind of gross. And Patreon is live. Thanks for watching everybody. Kak commercial in progress. Go to the kakstore.com. kakstore.com. The kakstore.com and patreon to be an official exclusive member for more stuff like this. Thank you so much for watching. I was molested by a demon. Thanks for watching everybody. That's the live stream. [music] >> [music]