Kiddush Levana Stereotypes

[Music] hello there and welcome to another exciting episode of kosher vids yeah today we're going to be discussing kirsch levana stereotypes yeah what's funny is that usually my stereotypes are not so stereotypical but who really cares because if you just use your brains and imagination we can do anything and have a great time so let's do it kirsten stereotypes you know kirish levonna could sometimes be a very disappointing mitzvah because think about it you know you hear this announcement you're all excited you go outside you take your cereal look up on the sky and it's cloudy bummer but you know something there's always one guy that never gets disappointed and that's because for some reason the clouds never come anything and his tail has it what they do is they actually you know maybe i shouldn't say it but let's take a look josh i don't think this is gonna work yeah i don't think so either gerald we came here last night and there was a perfect moon we should have done it then i think we should head home i think so too [Music] hey guys the levana's covered i don't know if tonight's night for kiddus levana you should probably head home excuse me [Music] handkerchief sugar [Music] him have a good night no no wait you know kiddush lavano really puts your social skills to the test i mean think about it it's not that easy to go over to three random people introduce yourself and say i remember when i was a little kid i used to think wayne advance who i'm gonna say sean layton to and then i'll be comfortable with some people don't feel comfortable at all and are frozen the whole time thinking to themselves oh my gosh i don't think i'm weird or this and then some people just take a little bit too long like this guy okay this guy doesn't look too bad not happening it's my rugby from second grade that was awkward i'm literally just gonna open up my eyes and say show me come to the next person one two three it's the police from second grade no way oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh okay i got this come on i'm literally gonna give it everything i got scrunch your eyes let's go three two one ah we'll try again next month you know this one always bothered me because in my days we always said kitchenvani in an alleyway and there were cars that used to come by all the time and there were some people that would not move out of the way of a car because they're doing a mitzvah and you say hello there's a car it's like doing a mitzvah be quiet uh excuse me there's a car it's a hashem you know it just really bugged me out let's take a look at this gerald slow down you're going way too fast gloria what did i tell you just focus on your knitting and let me do the driving right there there's a car coming no gerald you're going really fast and someone's up on the road ahead gloria you're seeing things again we're going to have to get you an appointment to the eye doctor we should really get out of the road no gerald i really think i see somebody up ahead you're not seeing nobody you're just seeing things your uncles are killing them they're trying to get by i'm not moving i'm doing a mitzvah gerald i really think we hit something gloria i think you need to get your ears checked too not just your eyes but gerald i really think we hit something you don't see anyone gloria gerald gerald there's a little boy under the car sorry malaysia you know the guy that like mysteriously never shows up to kiss levana and you're not sure why you might want to think twice before you force them to come and here's why oh and uh warning this may be pretty disturbing for some but don't watch it and then complain that i didn't warn you because i did obviously we're going the right way it's very creepy outside yeah we've been walking for 10 minutes already guys trust me we're in the right area this is it finally valvo no don't come in valvo there you are what's the matter with you for 10 years you live in this community you come to every single trilla but for some reason you can't make it the kiddo savannah what's the matter with you no there's no way i'm coming velveo the vat of minneapolis rabunen has decided we are taking you whether you like it or not wait you can't force me think again no you can't do this to me put me down [Music] i need the bathroom badly make it quick [Music] ugh [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] foreign [Music] really okay do a thumbs up subscribe subscribe can you smile a little more try it again subscribe you