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The Jewish Jedi- Part 2

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[Music] thank you [Music] foreign [Music] hello it's your turn David David yeah it's your turn [Music] wow David really out of it tonight so guys what do you think about all the manures in town going mysteriously missing oh my gosh I'm gonna go outside for a second what's that all about Kiva why would you say that don't you know that his father owns Menard world you know his family has been hit so hard from all the Menards going missing and it's really taking a toll on him I'm sorry how was I supposed to know that I don't I don't know I feel like this year without a menorah it doesn't it just doesn't feel like Hanukkah Kila listed very closely to what I'm about to tell you [Music] [Applause] [Music] expertise aspect is mysterious man with a black cape if you are one or two of the last remaining people that have a manure lit in town consider yourself lucky because at this point almost every single Menorah has gone message to you my advice to you is as the old Chinese saying goes watch your back [Music] foreign [Music] spread darkness in this world what was the Stark man's name his name Vader go on creators evil powers are so strong that no one was ever able to defeat him no one well no one until what until three years ago he tried attacking this very kosher vid Studio and after that he was never seen again That's Heavy but why are you telling me all this ah yes that's exactly my point what I'm trying to tell you is that if you ask me my humble opinion [Music] he's back [Music] do you really believe that you don't believe me no I don't sound more like a fairy tale to me okay now can we please continue playing the game whose turn is it right mine okay [Music] did you just see that yeah it's called electricity it blinks sometimes it's not perfect like you now while you think about that I'm gonna go answer the door second I'm coming hello there and you are Vader yeah that's a funny joke but perms in three months we're close for business now I didn't ask you if you're open or closed [Music] not a funny joke [Music] my gosh what was that you're right he's back oh we're in deep trouble so what's your game plan I'll have one I guess now's the time we just have to pray at this point maybe for someone to follow this guy and help us nobody's falling out of the sky to come help us foreign you best disbelieve it I heard there's trouble over here leave now I shove us Aveda man this isn't one of your little shop of Savannah cases this evil man has actual Powers you can get hurt there is nothing I repeat nothing that can hurt me not even you you fool yourself I have super powers my skin cannot be penetrated mind if I try go ahead try me have it your way [Music] to man I thought you said that nothing can penetrate you I don't even feel it it doesn't hurt it hurts goodbye wait where are you going I Need a Doctor badly wow that was helpful look he's disoriented I think some of the brief in the ceiling might have gotten in his eyes let's turn into the table hey remember we said that the only people who were able to defeat him it's a kosher events team yeah how'd they do it I thought you said his powers were too strong too strong yes there's one thing Natasha Vader can't stand or light pressure later thrives in darkness he hates the blind any light no only the light of him I get it you're saying they use the menorah to defeat him and that's why the menorahs are all missing he's securing the grounds before his entrance without a menorah there's no way to beat him we're doomed my son [Music] you must never give up who are you hakanobi use the force what force we don't have no rhyths here you must find the force [Music] what force was he talking about well let's think for a moment force is something with energy right I think I got it [Music] look I got it oh genius a dreidel let's try it out Shucks that didn't work Trust Force oh trust the force so there you are found you come out and face me questions later what do you want from us brings too much light to the world I have come to extinguish it yeah well in order for that to happen you'll have to go through us yeah us [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music]