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The New Carpet

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foreign would you like to buy a carpet oh no I'm good thank you so much have a good day sure I think you could use a carpet um no I think we're gonna be just fine but uh Carl I think you should try to sell to somebody else today because you know we're good on the carpet holy but Jeepers you scared me what do you want sir I'm afraid I must insist that you buy the carpet okay I'm very very sorry but I am not buying your carpet today sir sir you will buy the carpet I will not buy your stupid carpet I'm so sorry to insult you sir okay go sell your carpet to somebody else I'm not that guy fine then you must take this painting is it for free yeah yeah I don't mind taking it for free sure okay thank you thank you very much have a good day sir you shall see that in the end you will buy the carpet you will buy the carpet yeah well at least I got a free painting from it he thinks he won I won oh that's a nice it's a lion that's cool I can't wait to hang this one up foreign oh that's nice and Moss and ah it's really nice line the next day today we're experiencing writer's block do you know writer's block is that it's me uh yes I do what is it it's uh when you can't think of anything to write we're trying to think about this nothing's coming to our mind uh we thought of the idea of Jack and the Beanstalk who became from but didn't go over so well oh yeah that wasn't a good idea um and now we're just we're just gone like I don't know what to do oh I hear a knock come in oh it's Momo what in the world what do you have there what is that what first of all I'd never seen you with a dog before you don't have a dog that's not yours whose is it I've been through a lot lately and uh this is my emotional support dog [Music] a few moments later oh proponent we have writer's blocked what if Cinderella was really the villain and she was Jewish and her name her Jewish name is don't leave that lion there and as little of his The Sword and his Ester he's like exactly um look look at that beautiful pink shirt so beautiful a few inches later you know what you do when the whole studio is dead and we can't think of any ideas we liven it up with a little bit of some music you guys ready yeah yeah no no [Music] follow me [Music] huh down everybody now put your hand in the air and we're going from left to right [Music] everybody [Music] knows [Music] tree American time 12 seconds later guys we still don't have an idea gosh Akiva you have forgotten to the art father [Music] yes my son I have been watching down upon you for some time by now [Music] your floor of the studios disgusting he's right before you make your next video the floor [Music] so should we do what he says yeah should we [Music] shall see that in the end you will buy the carpet foreign [Music] hey yo this is crazy is any do you notice anything different anything different you like it yeah nice and cozy fire now come in hey oh wow what do you think oh it's amazing and it's like do you notice anything different anything different thank you [Music] what do you do when you see new carpet you have to sit in it ah it's so it's so nice naughty what do you do when you see new carpet that's push-up whoa whoa oh look see what I'm talking about oh dang what do you do whoa whoa you're turning the question on we have to see what you do okay [Music] whoa let's go now we're up to room number two we're about to rip up the floor this is the fun part I'm gonna show you how to do this you just gotta get that first one click see that boom [Music] [Applause] [Music] it smells like oh my God I guess that's what mirror does whoa whoa that's crazy that is crazy [Music] you just can't miss that new carpet over here so make sure everything will be all right yeah [Music]