The Shtucher

[Music] thank you [Music] hi and welcome to the first episode of The Stalker on today's episode we will be bringing in one of the world's leading experts in the art of stalking and we will be challenging him to see how many people he can stuck out without getting stuff down himself the rules of the game are simple the first person who cannot come up with a comeback within the four second countdown is and now our special guest the stalker [Music] wow Mr Stucker I've heard so much about you and how skilled you are at the Irish talking I just hope he doesn't stalk me out huh is that supposed to be funny well well I I [Music] think and uh never mind that and uh why don't we just get straight to the show [Music] round one fight thank you what are you a kangaroo no so then what are you doing I was just having fun jumping off of the metal box [Music] you just jump off of a metal box and have some fun [Music] foreign [Music] fight what's up homie [Music] excuse me what did you just say who heard me I said what's up homie what's up homie do you think of Heim kaniavsky when he would walk into the basement to learn with Rebel Yash it would say what's up homie no guess not [Music] round three fight hi what are you doing blowing deadlines blowing dandelions do you think Rob Keim kaneevsky would blow dandelions hey bro hey bro do you think of crime kaneevsky when he would meet rublisher on the street would say hey bro I guess probably not [Music] round four for it no way really that's lit all right we're gonna party tonight [Music] excuse me what did you just say I I said it's going to be lit and we're having a party tonight that's lit do you think used to say that's lit sure everyone says that's lit you know like you know skillety chill around party oh so you're trying to tell me that when Revelation would come over Ibrahim kanievsky's house first 300 cmashas crime kaneevsky would get up and say hey let's get Liddy no he won it because but what I'm saying like like yeah like like but you've been stopped [Music] have a great day hello everybody hi how are you I saw a Booker playing checkers in the basement I love when guys play Checkers in the DM trying to tell me that um kanyevsky got stuck on a Shaolin schmeitzel he turned to abujah and say hey let's play checkers I don't think so I love what you did for that bucker yesterday making him feel so welcome do me a favor I need something badly from the store go to the store get a large piece of pizza a slice of pizza a big thing of french fries and a super huge Danish take it and eat it here's my credit card keep it forever I gotta run I want to talk to you tomorrow okay have a great day [Music] wow ladies and gentlemen we're an amazing first episode I think the stalker learned an important lesson today that he is good but not that good boy did I have him meet his match no you didn't well I think we all saw you there getting stuffed clear as day what are you talking about well we saw you getting stucked no you didn't well if it wasn't you then who was it what do you mean that that was my twin brother foreign [Music]