Milo Got DEPORTED And Played Victim

Milo Yiannopoulos gets deported. Wow, [snorts] poor baby. Milo, an increasingly bizarre spectacle on the public stage. I mean, of course, it's just like No, no, so they they they came and they said they they they they put me in a room, they did You know, usually when 15 agents and strapping men show up to my apartment, it's cuz I ordered them. I I called for an escort, but this was this wasn't the case. It's usually my fantasy to be escorted out by 12 burly men into a van and tied up. But, you know what they did was They they you know, they tied my hands. It was very insulting, very hurtful. I didn't get I didn't get water for for at least 30 minutes. I was very thirsty. I didn't get [snorts] to drink. I I didn't get to have water. I didn't get to have food. They put me in a van and they shipped me out and they deported me and I just uh oh You know, it's it was very very I I did nothing wrong, nothing illegal. I didn't break the law. I didn't break anything. Nobody requested this, but this is my Milo Yiannopoulos impression. He doesn't think it's good, but that's okay cuz he's not even here anymore. Uh he violated a green card and he's not here. He is talking about wanting to support all people and being provocative. Just a provocateur and attention And it was really it was it was It was really quite embarrassing and hurtful and shameful and I I'm I'm I'm still traumatized by it. I was crying like an old woman on the floor. Like a really old woman, like Queen Elizabeth, sitting there with no dignity. I was I was sitting on the floor like an old lady crying. And I had to go pee pee. They wouldn't let me go pee pee. I really had to go. I had to sign up soiling myself. This time not intentionally. I usually do it intentionally cuz why not? It's fun. But, I've been clout chasing for so many years as a provocateur. I just needlessly, just shamefully craving the attention. Um And when I found that I ran out of cultural relevance, when I found that I I I I lost the spotlight, I did whatever I could to get it back. And [snorts] that meant, you know, working for Kanye and Marjorie Taylor Greene. Because I'm clearly at the end not guided by principles. Um [snorts] not guided by principles at all. I'm guided by clout and fame and attention and I crave those things like a drug. I really really do crave them. So I do whatever I can to just It's like a dopamine kick and when I run out I just do whatever I can to you know to pop it off. How's that for a little Milo riffing, huh? How's that for a little Milo riffing? Yeah, so now I'm back in London it's really and now I'm going to maybe I'll become a radical leftist who's very pro open borders because if that gets me attention, why not? That's what it's about, right? What's with the eyes? I don't know what's with the eyes, but sorry about that. I went on what we call I guess a Milo Yiannopoulos um tangent there. I don't feel bad for the guy. He really has been acting pretty despicable. Shared me on Twitter a few times cuz he didn't think I could do a good impression of him. He knows I do a good Candace, but he's like, "As you can see I'm impervious to satire. I'm impervious to satire. Doesn't really really work for me. Doesn't really work for me at all." Um but yeah, he got deported. So, whatever. >> [snorts] >> Um Ben Shapiro shared a funny tweet cuz I think he used to say, "Deport Ben Shapiro. Deport Ben Shapiro." And look who got deported. Um Anyhow, oh people are liking the Look at this. Look at this. People are liking the Milo Yiannopoulos impression. "Well, thank you so much, darling. Darling, you see now I'm back in London and the the weather's just horrible. It's just an absolute total drag. I want to be in California. I want to be famous. I think I'll be straight from I'll go through conversion therapy because that'll get me one viral clip and then I'll change my mind." So, um >> [laughter] >> I'm having fun with it. >> [music] [music]