Shmorg 10: Oorah Oy! Factor

since the dawn of time humans have tested the very limits of their endurance pushing themselves to the furthest extremes to prove they can conquer anything and then there's the I factor this is the bony factor I'm Mindi pellet a lot of people ask me hey Mindy what are you gonna do a ridiculously awesome show we're for hi Misha guys just do ridiculously awesome things all around hi Misha Brooklyn for my viewing purposes well the weight is now over because thanks to you for supporting aura we are going to make your dreams a reality by taking four unsuspecting human beings yes the hi Misha people aren't human and we are going to send them around Brooklyn with tasks that only I would be willing to do why will they do it good question money money I got not one but oh yeah I remembered it $2,000 $2,000 okay now this tooth make that $1,000 I got $1,000 with fulfillment Brooklyn next time and the winner that goes through all of the different contests and makes it the longest will win now let me introduce you to my unnecessary sidekick Jackson Jackson fully unnecessary yes now Jackson is a person that will go into each environment that we're in to make sure that the rules are being followed that everything is fear and that I am on the top of my game we are here with our first contestant why be welcome to the program thanks have enough just get it a little bit more about you where are you from Brooklyn New York bar park and how many kids yeah I got four three boys and a girl what time do they wake you up shop this morning shops is the only time we don't have school to wake up early every other day I got a one that for them you know it I know how it is exactly how it is for me I just I just try to make believe I'm sleeping in the morning it's my man you know I'm say I'm here with our next contestant I am how are you doing what do you do for a living I'm a barista I make your coffee in the morning you know espressos I do a little bit of a chef working stuff so you're thinking win the thousand bucks I'm ready I'm ready to try bro what are you gonna do with the thousand dollars if you win it hmm that's a good question I probably pay my rent how are you gonna pay your rent if you don't have the thousand dollars that's a good question good our next contestant is yitzy you came all the way in from monsignor are you a ffb ffpt you're an ffb if you were a rebel okay over your revenue what's your revenue rather name would be he's thinking about it I I always know what can it be a fiver sticker okay fiver stick it over I'm the loophole or ever we have our next contestant here rabbi SC thanks so much for coming came in all the way from Baltimore Baltimore really seriously Baltimore Maryland my business is a public relations firm very nice do you think you could win this thousand dollars absolutely what are you gonna do with the thousand dollars if you win you to know I have to buy her a nice present how many coos yeah six think that oh boy in five girls when I when I was over to do this as I laughed with me to do it for them you know you seem like like that good kind of dad you know that's my dad and we are getting to know his oh factor to see how old he is and Julie how'd you are you are you following yeah okay all right here we go I'm gonna ask you questions in the 90 seconds and you have 90 seconds to answer let's see how many questions any answer you could go that's why if you don't know if you have to think too much just say next and then we'll get to the next one okay are you ready one of the four parshas in filling my Linda Schmidt cottage of hi okay vehicle what does a bod stand for how come Babita das which two months you have 29 or 30 days hmm nice Sun and elbow kiss love who puts on two pairs of tefillin every day I should've and Tom FDA married Moses I see them list all seven of us Roy's names pass who was the founder of Casa de basanti pompe what night of Kanako's our Baskin freed the last night Huntress Hanukkah who lived the longest moses mr schima we're is auras headquarters Lakewood New Jersey what's the Yiddish words that are written on an ostrich or cookie bag get back enough paisa because if Naya beautiful which means then you sifted the flour when they check the eggs what is the largest store in liquid yes I know kosha I don't remember that pass that when do we read the five mcgillis and what are they Esther is on Purim i'm tish above she Reshiram is on calamari roses and voice carla seasons which paragraph and a burning starts with five bubs in a row the answer for Newark on the Commish of an mi / above an f-14 known for no no but other Missy can chemo play a visa what's the puss if you say to get rid of dogs from the Calvin a sterling if that's color leshawna now that we got all the contestants down we got their names we are ready to go now it's weird take off one of you will go home with a thousand dollars or runner-ups get a scratch off lottery ticket all right guys this is the first challenge are you guys ready I'm gonna close your eyes repeat after me these also repeat after me this is a hybrid game between pictionary and heads up heads up is basically put a word on your partner's forehead and you have to tell the guy what he's wearing just not to confuse things we get see it's gonna put a thing on his head the other yet see is going to get the guy to say the word that's on his head by using everything possible without actually using the word the other yet see it's gonna draw a picture and as he's drawing it the other yet see is gonna try to figure out what the other yet see is drawing capisce comprende okay this is team yitzy and this is team other guys now everything has to be related to the auction or the trips to Israel the least in cars amazing prizes that hora has that will give you a clue whoever gets the most correct answers within two minutes will win this round I just have to say these are about 15 pounds each I'm so glad he's not living up to the unnecessary part of assistant thank you very much would you like massage I would okay me too I got my handy timer guys all right here we go one two okay you buy for your wife she raised it on a necklace silver yeah put it put it out in the iron in the show you guys are killing it the yetis are on the same wavelength but heads they clash it see you're upside down there you go alright that's five jewels No we're going all of money yes money I shadow billon pictures a lot laundry washer dryer I don't like to work with hey gypsy do you have any drawing experience and stop two minutes very good everybody you guys did well good team you know what's interesting you guys were we're second to get to the fiction area thing but you're slow and steady yeah always got to be fast fast and steady wins the race all right we're going to try something really crazy right now we're going into a bonus round you could win an extra point for this you're gonna take a piece of paper in your pocket and you're gonna write down secretly a kind of hassidim it could be any kind of fussing you're gonna give it to your partner without your partner seeing it he's gonna put on your head and you're gonna have to say things about those hasidim in order for them to you know I guess yeah that's how it goes okay we're gonna do this at the same time whoever gets it first will win this this bonus round here we go you guys ready alright put it on their forehead hold it up and go all right very good okay okay all right there we go that was a tough one guys he did great now we're ready for our next challenge it's only gonna get a little more difficult come on guys let's go alright this challenge is a little bit crazy we're on 13th Avenue here in ballpark and we're gonna have the contestants do a race holding metal really cold metal spoons in their mouth with an egg on it whoever makes it to the finish line but the egg secure will win this challenge of course we do not want any ball toss cos on set that's why we have the frying pan and my useless assistant will catch any egg that falls into the frying pan so that we can make an omelet [Music] go go go go go it is a race let's see who's gonna make it here first careful that time we have yet see it cesium and lie be good they look absolutely ridiculous right now and I'm loving every second of it oh wow oh wow look at this incredible focus incredible calm Wow Wow yes he is doing an amazing job goodness I think we have a winner here it is Jitsu he did a a last-minute jolt to try to win and yet you lost and he tried how does it feel to do Bob Costas yeah we could but it probably has a blood spot talking about blood spot we have to check if the winners egg has a spot of blood in it he is disqualified I would hate for this to happen but if your egg has a spot of blood in it you're disqualified from this round you're out that means probably yitzy would win if he has a spot of blood in it we're really having bad luck today then Shyam wins if it has a spot of blood in it then I give up I quit all right let's do it here we go he's taken off his gloves that was very good he's stuck in well beautifully by me it usually cracks in a whole bunch of pieces let's see here you're the judge check check around you got to get it all the way around look for a spot even a tiny spot of blood I don't see any blood [Music] and we have a winner congratulations whoops very good you are one step closer to winning the thousand dollars now guys are you ready for the next challenge all right let's go come on just a bunch of Jews hanging out average Jews not orange juice but Jews yeah we don't lose we make paper yeah yeah yeah yeah we ain't no fake up we are beatboxing for the oil factor not the factor bumped a boy factor come on in don't you ever sin because you're on the oil factor now this challenge is called lots of matzah and I hope the contestants save their saliva because they will need it whoever finishes the matzah first will win they will have no water because of goop rocks or beer maíam but if they get Billy thirsty they'll have some prune juice [Music] so what's your favorite matzo nice and thin slightly boom no have you ever had prune juice on pace up it says the kind of matzo that you like says a lot about your personality that's what kind of person you are so you are thin around the edges and burnt as well so I think you guys are already I know it's not easy because it's we're not filming this even close to pay so let's just see who finishes this matzah first okay one two three go we got here a it's like a matzah monster the rabbi's taking it all in one bite I see his strategy right there is he's going for the whole thing he's a little bit in the pro here putting some in the proves that on afraid of the brandy that is a strategy we haven't seen since the 97 races he likes to do two at a time while he's taking this time I forgot to tell you everyone you got a recline to the left while you eat this we climb to the left remember you'd see us miss Ryan oh this is right brownie he's taking me huh yes this is a strategy I haven't seen for a long time here we go the rabbi is really stooping he say he is stooping this it looks like he might have polished this ah oh wow it feels chewing though yeah he's got to let it he has to let it come down we have to make sure he didn't stash any matzo matzah stashing is as a thing done oh there it is we have a matzah winner everybody a matzah winner he had a lotsa matzah what we was gone in your head while you're having that monster because I can you make it sound so easy for the rest of us that that I I mean oh I can't eat like that you know what I'm saying I cannot eat like that and and that was an interesting strategy I really thought you were gonna win there and you almost did you almost did and I it seems like you're taking this very well you you have a lot of money left on your plate look at advice let's let my food yeah you would not go near that stuff I have a bonus round for you guys so we keep the bonus round the bonus round bonus gun okay now I know how hard it is for your teeth matzah when it's not on pace off you know what's even harder Corolla pace off cookies even the best color pace off cookies on pace off you cannot look at after Pesach so that's why I saved some from last year I can't look at it I can't look at it I'm just gonna put one I can't touch it can you can you put one up on each one of their plates there we go okay all right ooh all right that is kosher for Passover there okay yeah yeah man now deep do you do you think you could eat that the goal is who can eat that without saying oh you're freaking out alright one two three go though how are they how are they eating that how do they eat that he didn't put in the prune juice this time oh lawd by B by B Y B by B oh hi babe don't lie that's my life baby very good okay good job good job Oh guys guys that is the strategy he's on a diet and he hasn't had a cookies and in how long since the summer this is his first cookie so even though it's a couple of a soft cookie but it's still anything Wow well let's you know what this is a milestone come on let's hug it out you just broke your diet all right now just go crazy now yeah all righty all right now our challenge is getting crazier because we're going back outside to brave the cold and the eye fat and then we're walking into a restaurant things could get interesting so let's get to the next challenge all right I literally meant to be an eight yesterday not to buy anything just to get the the the candies at the hello there they're like fresh sweet a fees I'm never Indian age never you gotta go they have great fire huh sorry and then Lauren's bayonet teats oh hey a tail flirting it a very special thought that stuff and for those that don't speak dental language we're gonna have each contestant walk in here to table forty and order something we're gonna write down what they should order if they can get their message across within 30 seconds to order exactly what we wrote here they will stay in this round they will survive this round this is a very tough one very unique one a lot of people are watching us but [Music] don't look our guy just walked in I don't look I don't want them to know that we're with tell her he's Caroline sake I think that [Music] didn't even want the guy just said yes and I bet you if he gives sermons wearing that and I'll keep people awake thirsty this is live a live is not available the salt cooking sake wonder center where he said there's no way the guy understood that did he say surprise me times coming in here hey can I get a head of Chiti Alfredo I'm a slush congratulations we have two winners here they're each gonna get a point it's your time both get a point in this round because it's a time the first time that we have a tie here this is really heating up it's getting neck and neck I'm getting nervous I don't know who's gonna win this thing let's see what happens next now we're gonna go to our very next challenge that has nothing to do with mouth guards and everything to do with one-eight-seven kars4kids donate your car today that's cars what okay let's go guys I'm standing here right in front of table 40 on 13th Avenue where the contestants are going to ask just ordinary people on the street to sing one eight seven seven cars for kids that hit song that just can't get out of your head seven cards her kids they have five minutes to get that song sung in as many languages as possible whoever gets the most languages will win you're gonna get rejected many times in your life but you gotta you gotta you gotta get up exactly yes good luck get out there at starting clock starting now two three go Coco Coco Coco Coco how you doing okay my buddy I just want to ask you a question you want to sing with me a song for 30 seconds two seconds two seconds just like a bit of competition I'm in a competition it's not easy to go over to this someone in the street I think he's a little nervous to do that but he's got a brief history fear he's got to break his eye and remember you cannot say I I have to get people to sing signals in a certain way thousand dollars just to say three words one eight seven seven cards the kids the guys do well smash their rabbi I need your help it's very nice he's doing a guy in the car you know the song Juan eight seven seven cars for kids I give it a thousand dollars if I get people to sing it you got like four minutes left he's big Spanish so you want to sing a song 30 second annoying with no English we're doing a project for are you okay we're just saying that we're singing the words one in seven seven constant kids so far two rejects both uh-oh we're doing a competition for uh I think this one's Network and I got to get people to just sing to solve one eight seven seven husband is really thought that I was going to do it because he's like a strolling kind of guy he's not in a rush I'm not a contest I'm trying to find people to sing you to sleep together with me a song not an e no not take he's not doing it you could stick it into whatever leg would you are alright you want a thing with me a song in the wrist I have one minute getting turned down signal one eight seven seven cars for kids could you help me out wow he's getting a lot of rejections but he's taking it pretty well you ever heard the song 187 seven cars for kids like in Bengali or in English one to it art what languages was that thank you something playing with - wow you're doing a great job all right one eight seven seven cars for kids one eight so so the cars for kids donate your car today it converted this guy from a big big mill - yes how do you take cars to kids in Spanish that's good Wow he's got Bangladesh and Spanish the first languages I call this neighborhood borough double Park because everybody double parks here you speak to me not any worse whichever language you like we're gonna sing a song one eight seven seven cars to take if he gets Russian one eight seven seven again soon soon cars for kids my signature GG donate your car today she wouldn't Oh what are they could you speak a second English any other linkages okay wow he is aggressive this guy is really running we have to get people to see cygnus saw one eight seven seven cars for kids I have a good feeling about this guy oh I'll say the word that you say it a bi - okay fine cycads it was even Curtis if I can live donate your car today nominal isn't cut out I'm very impressed he did a good job with that one and he went all the way he did the whole song I didn't do like just the numbers one two three go one eight seven seven cars for kids keh keh ARS scarf thank you that's good Wow hold on you speak Yiddish mister did you say following words in Yiddish cars for kids cars in there we go oh yeah it's cars cars for kids Wow Wow we got Russian English Yiddish and Hebrew you got four so you're tied for the top spot you got Bangladesh Bangladesh Hungarian Hungarian alrighty Wow six what was your strategy of almost funk for music thanks yeah music it's an international language yeah just stop singing and they'll sing old to cars for kids why are in cars for kids alright now we got to go back we got a circle around we got to see the scores to see who won do you have a good feeling about this oh so what a contest this has been we've been all over the place we've done many amazingly disturbing things and right now is judgement time we're gonna add up all the points and announce the winner and give the winner $1,000 oh we good all right sing the song with me cause for kids kar s cause the kids won't send cars for kids don't need your car today those cars with a kid okay that was a beautiful beautiful off finale we had there and now we are ready to announce the winner I just want to tell you guys we're all sports you guys did an amazing job just one of you got one more point than the two people tied behind you and that one of you will be walking home with a ginormous check which I hope you can deposit somewhere and are you ready to announce the winner are we ready okay the winner for this year's only factor is none other then why be [Applause] [Music] why be got four points thanks to the very last round which brought him ahead of the other people and he you were you really aced that last round there you know what his strategy was he just went over to them singing and they kind of just kind of like got in the vibe of things you know that's cars okay let's take a picture everybody here we go look at the camera are we done