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I'm coming I'm coming come on in boys
it's so nice to see you all I put a ver
good boy back to me
Snooki I have to tell you today's Bar
Mitzvah was beautiful you're laning was
terrific and that shuttle it was so deep
I had to concentrate with all my
brainpower just to follow your parents
must be so proud of you Janaki thank you
doctor me those wasn't the kiddie
straight doc the chaunt and Kiska were
out of this world and what dr. meadows i
didn't even spill anything on my Shabbos
shirt
that's fantastic sleepy I'm so proud of
you so tell me boys why did you come by
tell me for the marvelous me this
machine that's right dr. needles we were
hoping to do that with you for a few
hours tonight but we're supposed to be
home by 10 o'clock but we also came for
another reason
didn't we Snooky the dr. meadows I want
to invite you to come to our show
tomorrow when I put on my filling for
the first time but you haven't put on
tefillin yet you know dr. need those you
see today shop is when you don't where
to fill in what's my bow biyomon the
shapiro meaning is not to put filling on
until you're actually bar Mitzvahed
so that's why I have to wait until
tomorrow morning
I see sure I'll come to shul the first
time a young man puts on tefillin is a
very big celebration and what a
celebration it's gonna be there's gonna
be Danish
doughnuts herring keyhole whitefish
avocado dead and the some kind of fish
from Japan called sushi
my fate if emeritus world Rabbi Shmuel
Yahoo Shapiro bought me the felon doctor
me though he and my Bobby can't wait
until tomorrow and I put them on for the
first time he says he got the best
cipher in all of you rashanna a.m. to
make them godly I can't wait for my bar
mitzvah so I can get feeling like that
too dr. meadows would you like to see
them I brought them with me in this
yellow bag along with some extra kögel
my mommy said to bring you sure Snooki
I'd love to see them and I wouldn't mind
having a piece of totally there thank
you let me have the yellow bag wait a
minute I don't see anything in this bag
cookie let me see yikes
this isn't your bag Snooki it has
Chinese letters written all over it and
it's filled with fortune cookies there
was a Chinese man sitting next to you on
the Ocean Avenue bus we took to get here
Snooki he also had a yellow bag and he
told me he was going to the airport to
fly home for the holidays you must have
switched bags with him Snooki what am I
gonna do dr. P dogs
brand new filly
[Music]
[Applause]
the one situation where have Snooki's
villain gone he better find them soon or
they might end up in hunt
if he shows up without them everyone
will be shocked and chakras in the
morning is gonna
Oh
[Music]
never
[Music]
but he's so embarrassed and feeling like
adults for losing his tefillin before
putting them on once what will he say to
Sadie to make him understand let's hope
the doctor Meadows can come
Oh
[Music]
so come real close and with
this story is just for you
you'll learn about good me though
[Music]
we're going on another church
it's the episode flame
let's meet those mission
oh they're here
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
ladies and gentlemen next up is Kennedy
Airport okay I got my luggage on my
yellow bag so I'm all ready to go
hmm I'm hungry right now for fortune
cookie I still have time to eat son
hey boy day one it's not fortune cookies
mr. bus driver
what is this velvet bag with funny
mottos I think boys a book in our first
bus switch bad by mistake
lucky boys they give fortune cookies and
I get silly black boxes and straps with
some pieces of cake that smell like
potato
I've seen those kind of boxes before
it's some kind of Jewish thing I think
they take their blood pressure with them
or something I'm so sorry to bother you
but maybe you take mr. bast liver
I must Hurley my pain leave very soon
and I don't want to take back boxes all
the way to same shite sweet no problem
sir and given to my buddy Luigi who
drive bus number 89 his last stop
tonight is in Brooklyn I see him every
night at the donut shop before his last
run goodbye now have a nice flight um
I'm in flight what are we gonna do that
to me those I've gotta get my filling
back on time I notionally I know you
felt this is a big problem I've got to
think I've got to come up with a plan
please merely have a meter salute come
on boys let's see what's on the screen
what about a plan to find my true lookey
you should know that when someone has a
chance to do a big mitzvah like we do
right now by helping kids with their
meters it has to be done right of a if
you think of a plan a bit later what
does it say on the screen schlumpy look
dr. meadows it says it's the tens the
rubbage family from Toronto the kids
names are Dina and Rina and the
traveling with their parents to New York
in their minivan screen says deeply 7
years old
Audrina is 6 turn up the sound boys
let's hear what they're saying surprise
now no Dina I told you I would give you
in Rina the bags after we cross the
border from Canada into the United
States listen to your mommy girls if you
get the bags now you'll just be bored
later
besides you both promised you would wait
/ those kids are being so impatient a
person is supposed to have sub learners
are like they say never eat serve the
note we better play the patients on the
right of a I'll get the patients take
doc it must be here somewhere you don't
need to find a tape dizzy you can use my
newest invention it's a small device
that keeps all the songs digitally on a
small chip inside this little
contraption I call it my middle-east pod
what a great
dear it's so small cartoon we built
everyone will want to buy one of these
Meadows parts to keep all their music in
one tiny machine you could become rich
settling them I would never sell this to
anyone shogi people would want to copy
other people's music without paying for
it faster sorry the only songs I put on
it are my own special medicines but give
out if you don't have the time to talk
about this now let's play the patient
sound so that these kids can do that now
[Music]
please don't tell me
I've got to hide
bait the hook fish bait there is dr.
Sophy now please don't tell me soon I
need to have it now Hamish burst a
balloon if I don't
are you gonna pay
Hey
[Music]
yes you gotta have been
[Music]
irritation so try to have a little bit
yes why not have a little bit I'm sure
that you can have a bit of patience
[Music]
please I got I've got you
don't tell me
[Music]
take a deep breath and relax pretty soon
you'll get your snacks so why not have a
little bit yes try to have a little bit
I'm sure that you can have
[Music]
Hey
[Music]
you gotta have been
[Applause]
[Music]
so why not have a little bit yes try to
have a little bit I'm sure that you can
have a bitter
[Music]
mommy Baba I'm happy to wait a bit
longer to get my surprise back me too
it's not so bad to wait a little bit
that's better Kendall oh I'm so proud of
you for showing some patience you know
mommy I think our girls are really
starting to grow up maybe when we get to
New York we'll buy them an extra special
treat for being so patient
well dr. B Coast that song really worked
I even forgot about my missing fill-in
the whole time please tell me you have a
plan dr. needles of course I have a plan
cookie now let's think if the Chinese
man was going to China like he said that
means he was going to Kennedy Airport
I just happened to have an airline
schedule right here let me check
aha here it is TWA flight 221 to Hong
Kong now let's see the time I come out
it's supposed to be taking off right now
I'll have an extra caffeinated large
coffee with triple sugar please oh and
give me one of those chocolate jumbo
doughnut with sprinkles please hi there
vanish how are you doing today I'm doing
fine Luigi hey can you do me a favor
I've got this yellow bag that needs to
go back to the Brooklyn stations
lost-and-found can you drop it off there
for me sure - is it no problem at all
attention all bus drivers taxi drivers
and motorists tension or bus drivers
taxi drivers and motorists or roads in
and out of Kennedy Airport will be
closed for the next 20 minutes to allow
for the president's motorcade to pass we
repeat to allow for the president's
motorcade to pass I didn't know
President Reagan was coming to New York
tonight what's the matter you mannish
he's a comment to Manhattan to speaker
at the United Nations when I get a home
I'm gonna watch it him on the news
Snooky I've got to think I've got to
come up with a way to get on that plane
and bring back your feeling hey dog
can't you use the creatures etheric
machine oh yeah I wish we could dizzy
but ever since we came back from Africa
the transistorized automatic compass has
been acting funny if we tried to use it
features a death machine we might end up
landing it on the plane's tail or even
worse the Bronx but there has to be
something we can do dr. meadows I know
I'll use my special universal
walkie-talkie all band radio transmitter
to try and contact the pilot all he has
to do is get a stewardess to take the
yellow bag off the plane before it takes
off and they can go pick it up at the
airport let me try it right now we found
a frequency of the pilot for the flight
picture Nina hello hello mr. pilot
please mr. pilot can you hear me I know
I know but someone on your plane has a
yellow bag with something I need very
badly and you have to leave it at the
gate before you take off I don't know
his name but it should be easy to find
he's Chinese
Chinese I'm sorry sir I can't help
switching to predetermined auxilary
channel over enough now mr. pilot please
don't hang up mr. pilot I have to try
and find that other channel okay I can't
find it
Snookie I'm so sorry but it looks like
we're too late I think you'll have to
borrow someone else's dream at least for
tomorrow charlie this is a helicopter in
position sure thing boss I'm ready to go
President Reagan's not gonna know what
hit him great now listen charlie as soon
as the president's limousine gets near
the bridge on the Van Wyck Expressway
you drop them and act and I steal net on
his car well soon be rich charlie the
United States government will pay
anything to get that president back now
until then let's maintain radio silence
or you see oh did you hear that my
special radio picked up a conversation
between two very bad people who are
planning to kidnap Ronald Reagan the
President of the United States and it
sounds like they're about to do it very
soon we have to help dr. Muto's maybe we
should call the police
Snooky you're right come boys let's go
to the police station it's right around
the corner but slumpy you stay here and
keep listening to the radio maybe the
kidnappers will talk again and you'll be
able to learn something that will help
the police or if a mido seller goes off
slumpy knows how to run the marvelous
Minos machine all by himself that's
right dizzy come on boys let's go to the
police we have to save the president boy
those bad people are trying to do
something very wrong and I really like
President Reagan
I sure hope dr. meadows and the police
can stop them in time
- you don't so learn I better check out
what's on the screen hmm it shows two
boys in their pajamas playing in their
bedroom and says on the screen
their names are Kiva and Klein amiss
from Kensington I see their father
walking towards their room with a
cardboard box I better turn up the sound
keavy Klein amiss is just about time for
you boys to go to sleep but before you
go into bed could you please put some of
your best toys into this box
tomorrow morning a group of bass yakov
girls are making a play group for
special children at their school and
they asked for people to lend them some
really good toys for the day I told him
that I was sure my boys would be happy
to help
[Music]
don't worry okay boys that's wonderful
see you in the morning
pliny are you gonna put some of your
really got toys in the box or just the
ones that you don't play with anyway
I'm not gonna put in any of my cat toys
TV but if they get ruined or lost yeah I
guess you're right
me neither boy oh boy I can't believe it
don't those two boys know that doing si
is one of the biggest mixes and it helps
a person to develop good needles they
have a fantastic opportunity to make
those kinder look happy and they're
gonna blow it I know what to do if I
play them the facet song maybe they'll
do the right thing I sure hope so
here it goes
[Music]
hey Kiba wait a second there's music
coming out of our pillows
[Music]
gracious but I like him when I share
made see and
[Music]
he gave to us three precious things upon
which our world stands
the first one days the Taira Russians
wisdom from above
the second is our hold up to pray
[Applause]
[Music]
and the third one is fessing a contact
over
going out of your way to help someone in
need almost listening even and I shan't
built the world for this virtue so fine
even then Hashem wants his children to
always act car
[Music]
it's not that hard to truly give and
[Music]
if someone is less fortunates you'll
know just what to
that employees
the pain your
and do what's right some
come back Dorothy but we have done your
way to have someone in need I
[Music]
I shan't built the world
virtue so
it's an ibanez Hashem wants his children
to always act
[Music]
[Applause]
so have your parents or your friends
deep inside you know we you can it
surely will light up
when you lend a helping
and what you do will change
as well
you become a bouncer
a little bit
crashing
my lungs
[Applause]
Oh
[Applause]
and always
[Music]
children
it kind backed all day
[Applause]
[Music]
you know Kiva I think I'm gonna put some
really good toys in the box
I don't want to miss up being about
Crescent plainy I'm gonna go ice hockey
if he has another box that way each of
us to do a whole box worth of cleansing
that's a great idea TV oh that has its
own really worked Kiva and claimants are
doing Hesed and sharing their best toys
I am so glad I was able to help them do
the right thing dr. meadows
Shuki is he your bed tell me what
happened for the police going to save
president reagan slumpy the police
didn't even believe us they thought we
were crazy slumbers all they did was
laugh at us it was so embarrassing
well they're the ones who will be
embarrassed if it turns out we're right
and President Reagan gets kidnapped the
president's call in the steel net you
are deal work wait you're a genius Bruno
that's fantastic Charlie you're doing a
great job the agents and the other cars
can't even shoot at you cuz you're too
far away already but now you have to fly
by the bridge I'm on because in any
second the agents that I was the
president in his car are gonna roll down
the windows and start shooting at you my
mama said the bridge Bruno are you ready
with the sleeping gas grenade I am
Charlie okay the windows are opening
here it goes
perfect the sleeping gas grenade went
right in I can see them all falling
asleep like babies okay we're all set go
straight to the rendezvous charlie
I'll see you there soon over and out
open up floss
this is terrible what are we gonna do
dr. rebo's I don't know I'm stumped
unless they go back on the radio we have
no way of knowing who they are over
there rendezvous we go twice sure hope
nothing bad happens to President Reagan
he's a real nice man I think I'll say
something for him which people do you
think I should say dr. nito's maybe you
should say another saloon boys be Javert
two new Vic's Nicky what do you see on
the screen I see two boys they're
brothers and it says they're from the
pink galovski family from Passaic Yankee
is ten and Josi is six
look dr. meadows they're visiting their
bubbie and Zayde a formal of malcolm and
they're all rushing towards the front of
the table I'll turn up the sound so we
can hear what's going on huh
i won I got here first I get to sit next
to lady and get me I get to have my
favorite Dona
but yogi you said through last time we
came to visit and the Dhamma you throat
is the only one with sprinkles
too bad yesyes you know the rule if you
snooze you lose mommy
always grabs everything wholesome it's
not fair that he get what he wants
just because he's older give out this
kind of thing happens with kids all the
time everyone trying to get the best
thing for himself or herself it must
make their parents go bananas but didn't
Yankee get to the seat first on tomatoes
and there's only one sprinkled owner
what's he doing wrong very good
questions boys but you know young he is
10 years old already and I guess the
marvelous me this machine senses that he
is ready to become a MAV otter Oh
homophone what some of waters lumpy I'm
avatar is someone who is willing to give
up things it could be he gives up a
simple thing like a place at the table
Oh a doughnut or it could be even
someone has the right to be upset at
someone else but is my father and
doesn't get into a fight or an argument
is it a big mitzvah to be and a factor
dr-dos it's just about the biggest most
stupendous humongous Mitzvah in the
whole universe dizzy so hurry and play
the mavet ozone
[Music]
that donut looks sweet a sumptuous treat
you cannot wait to take a big bite the
sprinkles are think you'll grab it real
quick can say now that may be true it
belongs to you
but young brothers started to whine he
can't understand is getting out of hand
should you say
maybe you can try to be
female but it works in the world
if you that I can guarantee
it will merge break your parents the
aisle
maybe you can try to pee
Patera though we know
guaranteed I said movie so Fabian shot
my mom bought in the game her were to
shade all of the kids are starting to
shout I think of worse if I don't go
first
is that what playing is all about maybe
you can try to pee
we live out there once in a while if you
do that I can guarantee TG it will mama
shake your parents smile maybe you can
try to be I can guarantee dddd peanut
shipping so happy
a trip in the car
good traveling far you have your eye on
that window see you pushing a run
[Music]
I can be me
with times it will get easier you will
see
somebody
[Music]
ya see here you take a doughnut with
sprinkles I know how much you like them
and if you really want to sit next to
Sadie you can have my seat
Wow Yankee thanks for the but I'd let
you sit next to Sadie I also want to be
a mess out there open up open up it's an
emergency yes gentlemen what can I do
for you my name is agent Davenport and
with me is director William sessions
he's the head of the Federal Bureau of
Investigation
well dr. Miko's the director the FBI is
in your house sir the police told me
that you warned them about the president
getting kidnapped
well your prediction was indeed accurate
president has been taken but we have no
leads or information whatsoever we have
no idea where he is and we desperately
need your help
well mr. director sir there's a guy
named Bruno and he's a helicopter pilot
and a guy named Charlie he's the
ringleader and they're hoping to get
paid a lot of money in exchange for I
get the car with this powerful magnet
boys please why don't you let dr.
Meadows last your name sir isn't it yes
I'm Doug give me those
well why don't we let dr. meadows answer
my questions okay sir we'll be quiet
dr. meadows how did you know the
president was about to be kidnapped when
no one not the FBI
and after CIA not the Secret Service no
one else in the whole world knew about I
heard it on the radio are you trying to
be funny this is not a joke not the
regular radio on my special Universal
rocky pocky old band radio transmitter
Davenport does the United States
government have a universal
walkie-talkie all band radio not that I
know of
the radio intercepted Charlie and Bruno
discussing how to kidnap the president
later the over helicopter snatched the
president's car and flew off but I'm so
sorry mr. director
we don't know where it went and unless
they go back on the radio vevo know
anything hey I have an idea dr. migos
yes yogi what is it
the marvelous Meadows machine can tell
whenever kids are about to do or are
doing bad things with their Meadows
right dr. meadows of course that's what
the marvelous me this machine does it
damn board does a United States
government have a marvelous Meadows
machine well when someone kidnaps
another person doesn't it mean he has
very bad meadows of coachnik a very
terrible gift and Mohammed owes so why
hasn't there been those who learned
that's a very good question Snookie but
the answer is I only said the marvelous
middle machine free the Sheik in Dallas
because if I set it for everyone young
and old all over the world give out it's
a probably overheat and explode so why
don't you change the setting and put it
on for everyone it should cause a meto
salute right away and then we'll know
where the kidnappers are you know it's a
funder fun idea Snookie I'll do it right
away but I have to tell you I still
think the contraption might explode take
the meat of serve Lana's for examples
every time there's a little bit of
traffic
no one has patience all the drivers are
busy sleeping their parents and that
only makes everybody even less patience
okay I'm tightening the bolt up there
that's good or when people go into the
bank or store and have to wait in line
they manage go bananas it's terrible
okay I'm switching on the calculator and
changing the setting of the computer to
everyone over 20 years old that should
do it was right it's Charlie and Bruno
on the screen they've tied up all the
Secret Service agents and there's the
president he's still in the car fast
asleep
this machine is incredible but we are
they
we have they taken the president servlet
not I mean patience mr. director the
computer will tell us ah there it is no
surprise at all so they're in New Jersey
look damn poor the address is on the
screen go out to the car and use your
car phone to call the Secret Service and
the special FBI task force those
criminals will never know what hit them
dr. meadows this machine of yours is
truly marvelous thank you director
vo think so too dr. meadows
what's that smell you're right did you I
smelled something to me I give out it's
the marvelous way this machine it's
overheating fast and I think it's going
to blood I have no choice I have to
switch it back to kids only but we need
to see what's happening with the ref you
I'm sorry but if I leave it like this
the machine will be destroyed forever
ah that's better but don't vary mr.
director I'm sure the president will be
rescued soon you're right dr. meadows
our law enforcement agents are very well
trained and will know how to take care
of those scoundrels well if I can see
what's happening from over here
I'd better go over to New Jersey and
meet up with the rescue team doctor
meters Snookie boys you've all been a
great help and the United States of
America thanks you but unless you hear
otherwise for me none of you got to
discuss what happened to the president
tonight with anybody it must remain
absolutely classified information do you
all understand don't vary mr. director
these boys and I know how to keep a
secret
come I'll walk you to the door there's
something I have to talk to you about
boys I'll be back in a minute you stay
here in case there's a middle salute
okay doc no problem goodbye director
sessions give our regards to the press
okay let's see what's going on the
reading on the screen shows it's the
kitchen of the real Stein house in Ramat
Beit Shemesh
emeritus royal it's already morning
there and there are two boys at the
table eating breakfast they're brothers
they must be their names are no see and
Kosir English Stein Lucy is 11 and
Chrissy is 12 let's turn up the volume
and listen
no see will you finish eating already
the feather cones and dart nuns are
waiting for us to start the game okay I
finished my bigger cookie I'm ready to
go whoa whoa where are you gentlemen
going so fast our friends are waiting
for us down the block daddy we're
playing at the rally with them before
school today
wonderful whatever you both forgotten
something
oh yeah daddy thank you for reminding us
nothing let's go faster put on suntan
lotion wait a second boys
you forgot to bench I was actually
talking about Benjy
oh yeah I'll get the banjos dizzy
schnooky stupid
who can tell me about cozy and Lucy are
doing it wrong I can't figure out what
they're doing wrong dr. meadows I mean
they are benching I think I know dr.
meadows I learned that when we do a mix
book
we're supposed to be inside it Susie
allistic you know to win with excitement
Lucy and Chrissy are Vinci but they
don't seem to be too happy about is that
what they're doing wrong cartoon evokes
Snookie so soon after your Bar Mitzvah
and already you have so much terror
wisdom here I'm really very proud of you
you're right they are not doing the
Mitzvah with his la havas and by the way
shaggy the world is enthusiastic look
dr. meadows the boys are already up to
rocking what can we do to teach them
about his lovers look on line meters pod
for the his La Havas song as soon as you
find it send it right away
sure thing doc here it is I got it
they'll hear the music coming out of
their soccer ball here
goes
every man is an actor fine follow up on
the ad shed light up to be divine
from Hashem boost irises rough I
am allowing your neshama to Sparkle let
the shine
[Music]
all meat slices the special bread shop
is sometime anytime it doesn't matter
when I'll get from a chef who's Turner
says the fiber hemp a light for your
neshama make it Sparkle let it show
[Music]
let's start minguk site you brush it
didn't like you matzo surface sugar I
think that should ignite you this meets
ways are there of sign of a shame let's
Chavez cottage thrill you little cities
keep it up are only hardened to these
means ways are there of so no vache
[Music]
see now I should declare with the
brushes food spices nothing to come back
there gives from the shed whose Tyra
says her fiber and they lift up garnish
a mess with the beauty that is rare
[Music]
each in its own way
[Music]
simcha these mentors are the rock so you
know about Shane
[Music]
will you
you are filled with similar means boys
are the return of our share
it really looks like the boys got the
message for FSU look how nicely they're
benching now that's actually you know
when I see kids having good me this it
makes me want to sing and dance mamas
with is larvas times Nicole slumps we
better leave her home before our parents
stop worrying about where we are golly
dizzy you're right even though it's
mighty Shabbos it's still very late come
on Snooki we really have to go
and don't forget you have to get a good
night's sleep because you have a very
important Mitzvah to do tomorrow morning
that I know schlumpy I'm just sad that I
won't have the brand-new filling JD
bought for me I guess I left the borrow
of an extra pair yeah even if the
Chinese man gives them to the airline to
bring back to New York there's no way
those Phil can get here all the way from
China by tomorrow morning but I'm sure
you'll get him back sooner or later this
is right cookie I'm sure those two
fillings will show up now off you go
it stuck a very very late give out who
could that be at this late hour good
fast dr. Meadows how are you uncle
Moishe I come in
it's so good to see you I can't believe
it
it's the famous on Kamaishi from uncle
Moishe and the Mitzvah man local boy
sheep I love all your tapes yeah hey dum
diddly dum dum diddly why thank you boys
I'm so glad you enjoy them
you knew each other's dr. Nico of course
we know each other's nookie we both work
hard to try and get kids to do the right
things so of course we have important
matters to talk about not to mention we
both live on the same block here in ball
park but now off you go boys it's time
to go home okay doctor me go now off you
go
all of you I'll see you tomorrow morning
by chakras so Mikey tell me what's doing
well dr. meadows we just finished
recording uncle Moishe volume six and I
brought you a copy I hope you like it
my favorite is the pizza song sounds
delicious
but I'm sure I will like all of the
songs you know it's Cavalli how many
songs and tapes kids have these days to
listen to but I tell you my sheet it's
time we started using the new technology
of palatable cameras and video tape to
make terrific programs that kids can not
only listen to but can watch as well you
know in the Danish media every year
that's a great idea dr. meadows you
really think they'll be popular I do
I'll bet you make dozens of videos over
the next 20 years wow that would be
great I'll call up rabbi Sookie and mr.
ding this week to discuss it with them
well I've got to go now I'm going over
to country uh see he wants me to listen
to some new Cillian Dukey songs he wrote
goodbye dr. meadows see you later
goodbye and thanks again for the tape
who could be calling me so late hello
oh hello I'm so happy to hear that and
you know something agent that in fact
it's very good meters of you to call up
to say thank you you're very welcome
agent Davenport goodbye and have a good
night you've a but a busy much sorry
Shabbos this has been I think I'll sit
down and have a little of a mountain and
then I'll go right to sleep
but that's this package with my name
it's percept with a note let me read it
dear
dr. Millis I was too embarrassed to give
this to you in front of the other boys
but on this cassette is a song that I
wrote about becoming bar Mitzvahed I
call it the bar mitzvah song I asked my
friend a neighbor you're in the bumble
sting he's in the Miami boys choir to
sing it for me I hope you like it and if
you do maybe you can add it to the
library of need the songs that you use
to help kids with their minute thank you
yours truly Snookie Shapiro hmm snippy
about the song I'm curious to hear here
it goes
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in a few days I will be permanent
for which i've worked so hard and
prepare
and I think that I'm ready to keep every
Mitzvah so why am I feeling so screwed
I've learned how to put on tefillin how
to lay my heart IRA withdraw
but just because I will count for a
minion does it mean I've really grown up
now I think I've got
with me
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of your fun
my reason
oh I know the exact time
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when a kid turns into a
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no it's not when a boy reaches
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or the dáil and a girl becomes well
you'd already to do
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in a few days I will be back
for which i've worked so hard and three
and I think that I'm ready to keep every
Mitzvah so why am I feeling so scared
by the finest
and my black hat looks great on my god
but just because
now fast on each Thainess does it mean I
now I think that
upon which the answer depends
it's when we kids start
ha
what can we do for parents and friends
when we start to care for
I know how much
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we'll remember
in July
[Applause]
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oh the day
is when that special feeling
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and try
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seanny mommy told me to ask you if
you're ready they go to the bar mitzva
yet well leaving for sure in ten minutes
I'm stopping little sassy got us tipsy
but I'll be ready when it's time to go
by the way do you have the camera I
bought for you in charge of taking
pictures Friday
yeah I'm even bringing two cameras a
regular Kodak and a Polaroid the
polaroid pictures don't have to be
developed you just peel off the top and
you get to see the pictures right away
isn't that amazing
I know Susie you got the door I can taxi
okay no problem
I see I came by to pick up Snookie is he
ready to go to show yet I'll get him for
you in a second but first I wanted to
ask you if you think back to me those
would let me come over and help with the
marvelous minister Sheen you know I'm
nine years old already
well Snooki's gonna be in Mississippi
too soon and he won't have time to come
by anymore
so maybe then you could join the gang oh
that would be great
oh here comes my kid you know good
morning busy thanks for coming by to
pick me up it's still a bit early to go
to shul but I'm too nervous to stay at
home so let's go
sloppy are you coming - I'm coming big
brother let's go
did you tell your grandparents about
that film shooting no but I told my
parents what happened about mixing up
the yellow bag
my father said I shouldn't tell my
grandfather yet he said I should have
been taught him that they'll still be
found by morning yeah he said he would
tell Zadie but only at the last minute
when there's no other choice look it's
dr. meadows what's he doing in that big
black limousine what a study guard and
look it's got American flags on both
sides of the hood come here come here
get into the car boys I have a surprise
for you sit down sit down
I don't believe it Wow
go go go whee is that really you mr.
president yes boys it is really me I
heard about what you did for me
yesterday and both Nancy and I wanted to
thank you I felt I had to take the time
to thank you in person director sessions
and I stopped by to pick up dr. meadows
from his house and he told us where we
would be able to find you boys this
morning in fact I brought with me
special presidential medals of Honor to
give to each one of you here take them
well a Presidential Medal Thank You mr.
president
it's beautiful thank you but mostly
we're just happy that you're safe mr.
president why thank you young man
what is your name are you dizzy slumpy
or schnooky is Abdul key mr. president
well from what the director told me you
had a lot to do with saving me schmucky
in fact I have a special gift I like to
give you just to you I think you'll like
it very much
oh you didn't have to get anything
special for me mr. president well maybe
I didn't have to but I wanted to here
take it
it's in this bag
I don't believe it
tell us it's my feeling I'm so happy
how did you find them
you tell him director sessions well last
night as I was leaving dr. Meadows told
me about your missin to fill to fill the
filling right to filling but he told me
how meaningful they were to you I told
this to the president and he had the
Secretary of Transportation contact the
head of the FAA who called up TWA who
contacted the pilot in mid-flight who
announced the mission to fifth it too
follows to ruffles right the missing
villain and the yellow bag to the
passengers a mr. ting tang gang came
forward and told the pilot he had given
the bag to the bus driver at the airport
after that it was easy for us to track
down the driver and we ended up finding
them safe and sound at the lost and
found not far from here at the Brooklyn
bus station well might fill in we're
here in Brooklyn the whole time thank
you so much mr. president
you can't imagine how happy I am gevalt
boys it's almost 8 o'clock they have to
go to shul right away or else we'll be
late goodbye mr. president
goodbye mr. director and thank you again
but before you go there's one last thing
I'd like to say to you master Snookie
yes mr. president Mazel Tov
Wow Snooki look how many people are here
for showers today and Snooki there's a
knee he's waiting for you outside the
soul
Snookie Snookie come here let's go in
there all together it's time for you to
put on your brand roots feeling for the
very first time coming
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so you are
you
you've got
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