Rabbi David Kaplan - Weekly Torah Portion: Acharei Mot - Part 2

now uh so yesterday we spoke all about the uh the two goats we're picking up it again with the where our own says the the the uh confession and the head of the goat and it sounds like this second line but our own show places two hands on the head of the living goat the he saw the alarm is called israel he shall confess the sins of the bene israel there is and all of their uh their iniquities the nusan he should send it out on the head of the the goat they would send it with the man specially chosen for for their job and he would take the goat out uh to the desert now the mishna says there's a mission in tractate yuma track that yuma is the track date that discusses uh the yom kippur service so the misha says that when he would take the goat there were certain people called bavliam babylonians they were the common people and they would say come on get him out of here real quick get him out of here real quick get the goat out he's carrying all our sins get him out of here real quick and they weren't actually bodily and they were egyptians but to be called a bavli in those days apparently there was something deprecating about being called the bavali i don't know why they called the babylonian and so the talmud refers to them in a somewhat deprecating manner by calling them the babylonians would say get that goat out of here real quick get out so uh um you know okay i mean what's deprecating about that you want to go it's loaded with sin get them out of here so uh uh the commentary say and this is a uh something you're going to find that this is true very often in in judaism there's a tendency among the the the the more sophisticated you are the more you understand what's really important what's trivial sometimes the common man economy man puts greater emphasis on trivialities because trivialities catch bigger headlines the trivia the the example i always like using is football because football your average guy in the stands isn't the first thing about what's happening on the field on a football field so complex you know you see a quarterback and you see a wide receiver easy you throw it you see it catch it everything's terrific wonderful but what you didn't see is that the inside lineman was just a split second late on on the what he called on on on the block and that's why the quarterback got sacked or that's why somebody got intercepted the whole play would happen somewhere inside where the coach sees it and everybody else is on the field sees it and you don't because we're we don't understand enough about it baby you do i certainly don't so the the the uh uh the the this this applies in many areas of life when it comes to the medicine wow i'm so impressed because uh james debakey did the first heart transplant wow you know doesn't mean he was the greatest heart doctor if i said somebody said well if you have a heart problem who should you go to i said well debakey why because that's all i know and that's sensational and that that that grabs me your average man over here what's really the pontium kipper what's really the point of yom kippur what's the point of young kipper start nude repent dude a little self-introspection chiva doesn't mean she doesn't mean bash yourself sure doesn't mean ooh i'm a sinner i'm going to burn yeah let me get depressed sure if it means do a little introspection think about where am i going where am i going with all this where's all this headed to i wasn't sure what really is so say you're you're your average man the bab what they call deprecatedly the babylonians get their goat out of here he's got our sins remember that's a symbolism it's like in shul you could have a fight two people could fight over the honor over who's going to open up the ark on anyone kippur or or who's going to do hogwa who's going to lift the safer torah you really think that the fight is justified for what you want but but but the safer torah you know we got to kiss the torah push somebody out of the way kiss the torah do you really think that that's that you understand you're you're taking what is really secondary and because it's a little bit more catchy as a common man as an unsophisticated is an uneducated person you think oh that's that's the most important thing that's where you make that's where you make your mistake that's why they're called get that goat out of here he's got our sins yeah okay that's very nice and with everything i told you about angels and sins and everything else but what should the average man really spending his time doing instead of worrying about getting the goat out of there you should worry you know what i really got i really got to speak nicer to my wife or you got to speak widely to my wife i really got to be more respectful to my wife that's what that's what he's really should be thinking about he says you know what okay from now on from now on uh uh i'm gonna be nicer and then he goes home and he says hi thank you very much and thank you for your lovely meal goat i mean wife uh sorry yeah all right so at least he's trying you know at least he's trying yeah you understand that's that's the the average man the average man has to know what's really important in life that's what this is a yeah and it's very easy because when you hear all the deep explanations angels and what do you call yeah but why don't you why don't you not take the parking space of your neighbor from across the street stop taking his parking space that's much more important than angels than angels on goats just stop taking it by the way i was in beverly hills this is remarkable i was in beverly hills right before pesach so i'm staying at this guy's house in in in beverly hills you're not allowed first of all you can't park on the street i walked out of his house the guy was saying i walk out of the show in the morning we walk about half a block down he's parked he's parked half a block i said wait you know why are you parked all the way over here it says in beverly because the other side of the street he's right on the border between beverly hills and beacon robertson in beverly hills you're not allowed to park on the street unless you have a permit you can't park your car on the curb unless you have a permit in beverly hills and otherwise you have a driveway and some of them have very big driveways with very nice cars but you can't you can't you can't park you get by and then he told me even when you have a permit you can't park i think between two and five am you can't be parked on the street even with a permit you know why it's a very logical reason but i was very impressed i couldn't couldn't understand it for why well between two and five between two and five a.m i mean so leave your car there's like you got a permit what's the difference in front of your house you know what the reason is because they have a lot of cops involved they want to make sure it's a it's a crime free neighborhood so if the even the residents can't park their cars between two and five if there's any if there's any shenanigans what time the shenanigans take place usually between two and five a.m so that way the cops if they see a car on the street they know that that car's not supposed to be there now that means that something may be going on over there some somebody somebody's parked in front of a house and they're going into they're going into the wedding hall to to go rob the house so they have a law they have a lawyer you can't park your car on the street over there and i was very impressed but you see in judaism it's a question of keeping the priorities straight okay this is very spiritual very you know this that the others it's terrific and spiritual but they're saying listen you've got other things to work stop talking lush and hard don't worry about goats and i just stopped talking about shout out you know give back the money that give back the money that you owe somebody pay back the money they owe somebody and stop cheating people in business that's a lot more important than they get that goat out of here with my sins it almost becomes a way of relieving my own conscience that's what th that's what the the the lesson is okay now take a look take a look at uh this is this is positively frightening take a look at uh um puzzle club gimbal page 642. uh so it sounds like this our own should come to the oh this big day hello removes the garments that he wore the uh linen garments and then the torah says the nikamcha do you see where i am i'm uh eight lines from the top eight lines on top six lines from the bottom last word he should take off the garments and he leaves them there he leaves the garments right there where where where he took them off now take a look at rashi over here and possibly on puzzle 23. it's the left column of rashi it's the left column of rashi top line if you find yourself the person next to you left column of rashi top line where she says either left column top line okay so rashi says like this made this tea what is the torah why does the torah emphasize he takes off the garments and he leaves them there what does the torah emphasize he leaves them there milan that teaches us you know what the ganesha is you know where you said where you throw away uh when you when we have to be uh books that are torn safely torah or kurdish things we put in what's called the genizah the nasa really means the the storage area or the treasure area okay so it says the clothing needs ganesha the clothing needs to be buried away it needs to be hidden away the logistamesh biosan or bobby godim don't use those four linen garments lyom ki purim akher the next young kipper konigalo doesn't use the same garments that exit caper if he's alive and no other coin girl for sure uses it those garments you use them you got a totem for jewish people put them away we don't use those garments for next year why not what's that the garments aren't false it doesn't say that anymore it's an interesting idea it doesn't say that it says the goat is full of sin and what do you got don't say the garments are full synthetic country the garments are a merit for the jewish people the government's help the tongue for the jewish people doesn't say anywhere the garments are full of sin so how do you tell you yes you're getting across it's just honor just out of honor okay you know they're clean i mean you only use them one day okay could be it could be it could be might get sweaty you know i might have gotten sweaty and you know okay it could be it could be okay i don't say it's not right the commentaries come to say a little yeah why why why why because after the first sin that's when we got close oh interesting interesting and the clothing represents sin and we're we're already clean a very interesting idea isaac very interesting idea you know there's remove the clothing to show that we're back on the level of adam before the sin that to certainly say by the way by the way do you know that the coin guddell himself is representative of adam before saying do you ever hear that idea the coin got old what did l look at look what happened to adam after the sin had adam not sinned let's say adam wouldn't have sinned what would have happened there would be no death had adam not sinned the coin god also not allowed to come in contact with a dead body didn't you see adam witness said there'd be no death and the coin goes got a limitation he's not allowed to coming down with the dead body even the next of kin he's got even more before the cinematography did he know that he's going to live a thousand years or did you only know that after sin yeah he he no no no after he said before he said he was gonna he was there was going to be no death there was no death before he sinned there was no sashiga's death so the same way the coin guttal represents adam in the perfected state that means adam is not allowed there's no death coringoto's not allowed to be near death yeah i had always heard that the original plan was like hinted at was that adam was supposed to live for a thousand years rather than the 9 30 he did that's after the sin after the sid when there's a limitation before the city was there there was gonna be he was gonna all he needed was to get through that they get through that one day and he would live for eternity it would have been thirty after the sin then he's got a thousand years it's it's it's it's what he called he's supposed to live a thousand years they give something to david i'm not that but but but that's only after the sin if that's when death is brought to the world okay so adam represents no death that the coin girl is not allowed anywhere near death he had adam nuts and there would be no illness in the world right there'd be no illness no something is illness no pain no illness no furnace nothing a kohen cannot serve the base of ignorance is certainly not a coin if he has any physical flaw any physical blemish which is representative of him it's an imperfection that none of that would have existed had adam not sinned marriages would have been perfect there would be no death you get married once and that would be it all right we're into science fiction now you get you get married once and it would just be it would just be a wonderful trip the entire way that you get married once there'd be no death there'd be no divorce there'd be nothing a coin got always got the strictest marriage limitations who cannot marry a woman who's been widowed or divorced going to go to only marry a a woman who's never been that represents those limitations of the growing girl are symbolic of what he's trying to get the jewish people to reach he's trying to get the jewish region of vietnam before descending isaac has a very very interesting idea clothing is only brought clothing only comes into being after adam's original sin by the way you know what the word baguette means a beggar is a garment right you know what the word beget is related to the hebrew word bogeyed you know bogey is a baguette is a traitor somebody's been unfaithful a beghead is only the result of the original bigida the original traitor in in modern his in modern is a hebrew somebody who is a traitor or a spy is called a bogued somebody who commits adultery is called a baguette he has been unfaithful to his to his disloyal somebody who the original clothing is called by the name of what what brought about clothing which is we get out very good and even more than that you know what else clothing is called well it's called levush you ever hear that idea a garment levush levush is a is a garment which is related to the hebrew word which is shame because the sense of shame of being unclothed only comes after the original you see it's all it's all it all works together here you know it all comes back to they all goes around circles right so so over here he has to put away the clothing very adamant isaac is a very interesting idea so one of the commentaries says like this you ever have that feeling on your kipper you know they always tell you i'm kipper's coming you gotta do chewbacca because of you who knows what god's gonna decree this there are people who go to yom kippur they probably say listen you know i made it through last year and i was no angel why should i make it through the next year i mean i know myself you know i got i'm not i'm not perfect you know i made it through the last couple years i haven't been i haven't i give myself maybe a six or a seven on a one to ten i got ways to go you know and i made it through why should this year be any different comes along the tour says you're making a mistake buddy you're making a mistake put away the clothing that clothing represents the success of the jewish people that clothing represents the atonement of the jewish people it's a new slate next year don't think you could ride on the shoulders of last year's success don't think that just because just because you had an atonement last year because it could be that gutter it could be it that the atonement was only got to say well you're still haven't quite put on the straw that breaks the camel's back but you're getting awful close buddy so i haven't got enough i haven't got enough to deck you this year right but you put on a couple more you've got a couple more next year for a surprise every person somebody says hey listen i made it through last year i wasn't that good yeah yeah do you realize how thin the ice has gotten under your feet buddy you know take one more step and you're down under the water therefore tauros says don't go riding don't go riding on last year's success you made it through you had a good year last year with last year's clothing you made it to the next year's yom kippur forget about it start again start from scratch start with new clothing yeah but don't we uh sort of ride on the merit of the past already especially when like during the opening or whatever we say uh remember our forefathers and stuff so aren't we already writing them good point it's a good part we do write the merit of the past but it's not a free ride it's not a free ride in other words uh you you know you can't there's no such thing as a freebie injury though you have a merit sometimes the merit only kicks in when wait wait when you have a merit as well i was just in a car yesterday you stopped to give a motorcycle a jump on the jumper cables right you even jumped with his jumper cables right so the motorcycle is really really really getting juiced up because of the battery of the car but if the motorcycle's battery is dead dead dead nothing's going to happen the car can't help you that car's not going to help you right you have to have sometimes in life if you if you help yourself then you're going to get extra help if the guy sitting next to me on the test which in uh in uh world history was mark and uh in american history was ricky uh and geometry was also mark uh if the guy's sitting next to you on the test really knows his stuff well you still have to know a little bit in order to make to make take full advantage we're a very tested oriented class you have to take fully you have to know it a little bit to take full advantage of of the guy if you don't if you're absolutely clueless is usually not going to help you you understand that's the merit of a sorry for the example not that any of you even know have any idea what i'm talking about those of you who have ever bought term papers don't they don't they have term papers nowadays you can order online term papers which are like an a paper a b paper that sort of thing yeah yeah it's not guaranteed but yeah that's not guaranteed but yeah but they they have quality quality expenses are they yeah how much are they how would you know yeah oh sorry sorry i don't know i tell you i was when i was in college i had to take an english class i was taking the english class i had to write a term paper for the next for the next day i had to write term paper so my mom was in nursing school so i sat down for an hour i write up this term paper and i just throw it up real quick and i said here mom can you type this up so my mother types up she says david this is the biggest piece of garbage i've ever seen in my life so i hand it in two days later i get an a and the guy writes i could see a lot of time thought and effort went into this paper and i came into the house that was that was a beautiful day hey mom read them and weep and she just looked at you oh i can't believe it look at this i got an a got an a and the guy said there was he saw a lot of time thought never went into it took me an hour to write the paper and my mother said what a piece of garbage there you go i need to see the university she thought a regular oh this is beautiful that was it was a beautiful moment there weren't too many moments like that so i had a savory it was a beautiful moment so i it yeah what you're asking is right answers right they they we do have other merits but merits only kick in marriage they're no free rides you show a little bit of effort then i'll you know i'll help you out it's almost like you know like somebody say somebody says you know i'll help you out financially you work a little bit i'll help you out if you're not going to work at all i'm not helping you i want to see you put in a little effort we have a uh we have in our neighborhood at stucco a stucco distribution fund for the neighborhood so this is a very common thing by many dukkha many charity funds have this we have people who will match whatever we raise wealthy people whatever you raise you're distributing money for pesach you're going to give out 150 000 will match you i mean why do you have to match us just give us 150 what's the difference what i raise why don't you just man the answer is the guys the guy says listen you know if it's really important i want to see you guys working golf so if it's not important why should i give it to you so you guys work you raise money and i'll match you but i'm not going to just give you a freebie because then and then you're telling me that it's not that important to you so the guy comes to the father the guy comes to the father and he says to the father hey dad have some money sure you can have money let's see you work a little bit then i'll give yourself a supplement around i gotta sit to sit there like i'm going to work and you're going to just sit around and i'm going to give you money that's not going to happen you understand there's a there's a interesting story i once heard about this this russian kid ivan who's a good for nothing and uh ivan ivan comes to his father one day and he says dad i have a ruble right so i says no you know you're gonna have to you're gonna have to you're gonna have to work for your ruble right so ivan decides well you know i'm like you know i don't really feel like working he goes with my mom could i have a ruble the mother says yeah so ivan comes zombie spends time with his friends he comes home he says hey dad i worked i got the ruble suzanne says no kitty he takes the ruble and he throws it in the fire the next day ivan goes out to his mother again mom could have a ruble mom says okay here's the rule he comes on dad i worked his father wants to seem worried he's like i made a ruble today says i forget about it he throws rubble into the fire finally after a few days the mother says ivan i got no more rubles now i really don't have to go to work so he goes to work on loading a wagon all day long he's sweating takes off his shirt you know he makes a rubble he comes home and his father takes the rule he's about to throw it in the fire said no dad don't throw it in fight says today you worked yeah today worked that's the first day you went to work when i throw the ruble into the fire and that you're upset that means you worked for it you know that means you worked for it that's it that's the idea vaidabar hashem emotion labor god says to most of the following diabetes speak to our and his sons well kobe and israel and the jewish people they to them the following we're going to have to read a few so come here gentlemen anymore this is what hashem has commanded each each israel any jew the the temple and he brings an offering he didn't bring it does not bring you over hashem it is considered blood for that person he has spilled blood veneers that man will be cut off from his people he will get the curry's punishment thor comes long term says there's a prohibition you're not allowed to take holy things cut him cut him i mean if you want to shift an animal in order to make a backyard barbecue that you could do want to shift an animal for a backyard barbecue they could do any time you want yourself to animal anytime you want slaughterhouses are always outside the basement slaughterhouses all over all over the world you want to slaughter a sacrifice cod shim you made an animal you deconsecrated an animal and you consecrate it as a carbon that has to be shifted only in the base of mickey does it has to be offered in basically you can't offer it outside the base of enosh and if you have it's as if you've spilled blood it's as if you've spilled blood plus you get the premature death punishment i was fighting man's words i mean what is what is so horrible over here first of all why does the torah say this now for anything why does the torah tell us this right now of all places where the torah gives this law that you're not again we're talking about the the myths of what's called the prohibition to slaughter and offer sacrifices outside of the temple area why does the torah place logically gentlemen you should think logically based on what we said yesterday why does the torah place that command right here very logical reason why didn't i replace that command right here what were we talking about yesterday so what else the goat right in case in case somebody gets confused like people always do and if they think well if you could push a goat off a cliff all the way in the wilderness so certainly sacrifices are good in the wilderness i said by the way any honest there's no again there are no accidents here it's all got it's all got a a rhyme and reason torah says oh by the way don't slaughter things outside because you're very well might you very well might now when a person goes we'll see in a second what the ramban says here uh let's let's read another puzzle we have to answer the question why is it considered if he spilled blood i mean it's only an animal it's only an animal all right let's see in a second six lines from the top lemana sure you in order that the jewish people bring their offerings which they bring out in the fields and instead the um pesach coin okay now why is it conservative you spilled blood i mean you know if you would go and you would needlessly kill an animal you just go out and see you to feel like you just feel like killing an animal so you go out and shoot an animal you're not liable for the death penalty you're not a murderer you kill the bug you're not a murderer they can't arrest you those who believe in evolution probably should sorry bali but you're not a murderer okay that's not vera he didn't have errors no different other than another friend wearing sharpness they're not there okay well why why uh what what what do i okay your cruel shows a certain cruelty there's a certain act of cruelty you know you can judge people based on how they kill you even list something a little like how people kill flies tells you about a person sometimes there's a fly on the table you got no choice here they take take something just you know you get killed kill them kill them fast kill them pain you have other people like you know once a while you have like when you're in camp you're in a tent and you've got these fly swatters you know and you're going on you go on on a contest you know the mosquitoes or the flies are bothering you three to two you know a triple ladder you know you know how you mean score that's not that'd say you know they you're not supposed to you're not supposed to even enjoying this sometimes they have these you know those things that they they kill them they fly in and they go bizzy you know something that you know just every few minutes here you know the fly got the fly gets burned up they have some people look there electrocuted yeah you know you know and it's not that tells you something about the person you know i said if you're going out with a girl you know you're going out sitting in a restaurant i was like there's a bug on the table the girl just goes yeah that is not the mother of your children yeah you know what i mean you know you should see that as a as a serious character flaw in a from woman that it's not like oh you know i make my day that's not something now so here here to torah unless she has money here the torah here to hear the money money has money is one of the best meatos of all and she got good meatloafs oh yeah the green meadow i mean good meals yeah so uh what do you call it the the the so the torah over here says that it's if you spill blood why isn't there's a little blood there what did you do sushi you shut the animal outside so you know it's a very important life lesson here pay attention carefully start saying you know what you just had an opportunity you had an opportunity that corbin if you would have done it properly what is the purpose of all sacrifices at some level every sacrifice carries what within it an atonement an atonement for sin every sacrifice carries at some level an atonement for sin if you took and wasted the carbon that means you lost an opportunity you had golden opportunity in front of you you spilled your own blood not the animal's blood you spilled your own blood now you could have had a sacrifice you could have had you could have had an atonement and don't say well i'll bring another sacrifice you may have had to save up for money how much you know how much a a a sheep cost you how much a cow costs i say let's say you saved up to finally buy it's like is if you have a car you have a car and you saved up to buy yourself a nice car and you took your car and you parked it right in front of a zone where it says violators will be towed i'll get you one second it says violators will be towed so the tow truck comes with the redneck who who hooks up to your car and he drives it off with the big dog next to his truck and he smacks your car all over the street right then you get your finally get your car back if you're back here 200 bucks and the car the car looks like half the man it once was you fool you saved up for all that time a lot of lost you just went and wasted you parked in front you know nowhere else to park in front of no tow inside another tow zone so you finally saved up money to buy a cow to buy a sheep to buy a goat you finally have your big day you're going to come into the of me to get an atonement and you the fool you go out into the into the you were like wow yesterday was your kipper i saw they pushed that goat i wanted to do that to you fool didn't you pay attention to humishir and so the guy goes out with his goat and he shut the you know what you just blew a chance you could have you could have atoned for yourself now now you have to say for another half a year save up they buy another goat you spilled your own blood that's a life lesson it's a life lesson sometimes you get opportunities in life opportunities don't always don't always roll around so easily person has an opportunity could be an opportunity to learn in yeshiva it can be an opportunity to get involved in a good business deal i'm not talking about just jump into any deal sometimes it's a good business deal everything is good i just don't feel like doing it right now well who says the chance is going to come along later assuming everything is good everything i just don't feel like doing that right now well who says you have to feel like it's i'm not in life you just have to do it try to say don't lose the opportunities and this is particularly true for mitzvos you are says you should always run to do a mitzvah you know why it misses have a way of getting away this is it if you don't run to do the mitzvah i'll i'll get to it i'll get to the mid so let me just get to the commercial then i'll get up and do the mitzvah then somebody else did the mitzvah your mother says to you can somebody take down the pesach the pesach dishes hey yeah mom you know how males are yeah mom when i know that i have sons at home you know i have teenage sons all year kids sitting on the kids like it's a kid sitting on the couch like this what is this uh guys can you take down the pace like dishes yeah and there's no movement you know when when do you plan on doing it oh by next pace uh you know yeah you know there's no move in the meantime the sister goes and she takes down today somebody else grabs the midsole i don't don't you're i was running away at the show i was going to take the garbage i forgot i'll take it at minha on my way to minha and somebody else took the garbage because they passed by you lost it you had an opportunity you lost the opportunity don't let don't let the opportunities escape you they say that if the men would would do pesach if the men would do pesach and the women would do sukis you know usually the other person the man takes care of suka the wife takes care of pesach they say if the man would do pesach and the woman would do sukis they would still both only start on air of pesach men aren't about to start two weeks before basil no way are you kidding i heard about a guy a guy's in a an air of pesach there's a man and he's wearing a body cast from the neck down he's in a body cast sarah pesach his friend comes over he says hey zelig what happened to you he says i don't know the last thing i remember i walked into the kitchen eating a cracker it's so true that's so cute huh that's all the fun i leave by the way i go i leave everything everything son air rosh nissan i'm out of the country i got out of the country i was away i was the way i came back three days before badika's comments and that was a mistake i should have come back the day of badika's comments you know but i'm out you know how my wife says to me listen you don't do a darn thing in the house anyway maybe i'll go to something productive you know so one year i was home helping i was sitting on the couch giving advice and directions and my wife looked through she goes don't you have somewhere to have to be in hutzlars listen you know to get to a certain stage where you get to retire because there are other people around the house when i was younger i did my i did my my wife says i am suffering from memory lapses because i said when i was younger i did my stuff well you did nah when you were younger what are you talking about which is probably true okay in any event that's the uh that's the wedding call again your first your again your first name is benj no you're benjamin scott that's a good what's your hebrew name which would you prefer i don't care what do you go by around here scott scott scott go ahead um what happens if you're not aware that the uh the animal you're selecting is specified as a combination good that's like anything that you do unintentionally what if you eat a hamburger you didn't realize it was strife yeah you know okay that happens that's like anything then you're you're obviously not held you don't get the full punishment you know you know but but but like anything else in life there's accidents there's accidents there's accidents and there's accidents you know there are different levels of different levels of of accident you know there's one thing where you know there's a hamburger it's sitting on the table your brother just brought a hamburger and it's got a a kosher wrapper on it and said i had cha burger you got kosher wrapper on it and little did you know that your brother wanted to do an experiment with a mcdonald's burger so he put it in the kosher wrapper because he wanted to see if the dog is going to eat or something okay they had no way of knowing it just saw a burger on the table but if you see a burger you know and it's a cheeseburger sitting on the table well i guess it must be part of a cheese you know because otherwise what would it be do you know there are different degrees of accidents there are different degrees of accidents in life uh i once lost and when i was when i was 15 my dad bought me a calculator you guys probably never even seen one but they were instruments they're about this big but that was the hottest thing the calculator we i grew up with calculators okay so he bought me a calculator for 50 bucks a lot of money at the time probably came over 50 bucks by the next day i lost it lost my calculator my dad was not pleased you know my dad was not pleased and i you know i he was upset i was upset i was upset that he was i was upset that i did i lost it i don't fell out of my knapsack or something i don't even know within a day i lost it so i i was really upset and and my dad was upset and i said to my dad but i didn't do it on purpose why would he upset it my dad said yeah but you didn't lose your baseball glove the calculator you lost thing that you needed for math that you lost the baseball glove you didn't lose why because that you're more careful with right there's accidents and there's accidents so sometimes it's completely beyond your control but sometimes it's more like you know i told you the guy sitting in a restaurant goldstein is sitting in a restaurant and the big glass window a tree restaurant the rabbi to show drives by there's the heck called skoldstein you know the beard bass and i'm sitting in a restaurant it's a rabbit comes over the window and he's staring at him through the window like this don't see his chowing down you know looks up at the rabbi smiles and keeps on eating he comes out of the restaurant and everybody says rabbi's fuming livid he said gold see i mean you saw me standing there he says right i figure it's under rabbinic supervision so i could eat it you know there's accidents here a guy goes into mcdonald's he knows and we got well i saw a big m i thought it was mahdren you know you know well you know it's sorry sorry buddy you know you know their accents are excellent so it depends it depends you know if you can't just pick up an animal if you see an animal wandering around in the base of me though don't grab the animal and go wander out to the desert because you don't know what but if your brother has a has a corral and chances are that you know the animals are just regular animals you want to have a barbecue take them out to the to the desert uh you need commission right how come it only specifies those are the standards those are the standards like there's also doves doves yeah because we're talking about the animals the the the animals are the standard uh the standard corbanos does the rule apply to it probably does apply to birds i don't know why the tutorial specifies the animals but uh it it it it's generally you know what could be it doesn't one of the reasons that might apply apply to birds is because birds have to be you know they're nip them with the finger they don't shut them with the knife that could be that's the difference i don't know i don't know it's a valid question alright you know what we'll have to leave this for tomorrow uh starting with posting it on page 646. okay you