Preparing video...
0:00 / 0:00
Rabbi Yom Tov Practical Spirituality: I'm Not Orthodox
191 views
Categories:Torah/Yamim Tovim
Comments
Transcript
Auto-generated transcript. Not time-synced to the video.
I was because he was pulling rabbis to
find out what they said Judaism was and
every single rabbi said something
different and so I said something
different as well which is kind of
interesting like that sounds quite
pluralistic considering I think every
rabbi he asked was of the Torah
observant types meaning they were all
what the with what secular or
conservative a reformed Jews call
Orthodox we don't use that term by the
way never call yourself over that
actually that was a term that we were
labeled with by guilty feeling Jews who
like kind of dropped everything and so
what happened they felt bad about their
own observance or a lack of observance
and so what's this simple way out of the
guilt call those who actually still keep
Torah Orthodox which is the word strict
the word Orthodox means strict so call
them strict yeah do I sound like a
strict person to some people laughing
because they know me a bit I'm like the
least strict person you'll ever meet
I mean the strict is not really our our
theme around here hey you know we got
some seats right here how many are you
three five no problem gentlemen would
you be so kind as to bring in a couple
more chairs
later ladies we interrupt this class for
five ladies walking in the classroom
right now can I get one of you dudes to
sit us you sit in this seat and then
slide over one so the ladies can sit
together maybe slightly oh yeah you got
an extra chair Oh amazing
they're just opening up everywhere
should I start the video again this
videos after a lousy start and you know
what I'll just keep ranting about the
word Orthodox for a while
anyway so guys we're gonna we're gonna
knock the word Orthodox out of our
vocabulary from now on okay no more
Orthodox Orthodox was a label given to
Jews who actually keep the Torah yeah it
shouldn't be a term you know like if you
met someone who kept traffic laws in it
on the cart you know driving yeah I
wouldn't call him an Orthodox driver you
know you know somebody like keeps the
bylaws of a company works for we don't
call them Orthodox he's an Orthodox
member of Apple can we close the door
please
so so you understand like the word
Orthodox is like just the most
ridiculous term and and it's also the
whole the whole fact that the word of
Orthodox means strict is that I dunno
strict Jews you know there are I know
people like that but they're generally
it's a personality type it's not there's
nothing to it their Judaism meaning they
there are ready OCD and just kidding
there are already strict types of people
who are keeping the same exact laws as I
am but the difference between us is
they're like kind of strict
personalities and I'm like a really
chill prison howdy
but like neither of us would do
something against the Torah if you put a
gun to our head we're gonna both be
strict if you try to get us to stop
keeping Torah but it's a personality
thing so the word Orthodox just means
it's just another term for lame-o okay
and nerd you know he's Orthodox in our
family we actually have a term if like
someone buys a lame pair of shoes like
one of my daughters comes home and
choose that just look lame so we say
those shoes are eartha ortho it's
actually become an adjective and our
entire extended family that anything
that super lame is called a ortho you
never heard that because I was starting
to question it after a while it was like
it was so well used that I thought maybe
it came from someone else anyway so we
have no pride at all in being Orthodox
Jews and we we never use that term so so
just wipe it out
if you'd like another tournament try to
work observant you know observant would
be probably the most appropriate that
they actually observe the tourist
traditions they observe the tribal
heritage of Israel and again it was a
label that was given to the Jews who
actually held on to Judaism oh we got a
seat right here you know I I'm standing
in front of two seats I didn't even see
them oh there's that some spots over
here I had peel up one of those I'm
gonna make a profit I think this is my
most interrupted classroom I've ever had
but I love it because it's a drop-in
course and the people who've come in
late have fulfilled the drop-in aspect
more than anyone else
in fact her parachutes in a tree outside
both Dana and just one other term that
you're gonna be a little shocked like
okay I bet all of you agree with me that
Orthodox Church should just be
completely wiped out of our lexicon but
there's a unless you're talking about
Greeks but the but there is another term
that I strongly suggest you get rid of
as well and this is not gonna be very
politically correct so I apologize in
advance and no one should please no one
should think I'm here to offend anybody
and if I offended you too bad just
kidding no if I offended you I apologize
but the other words religious Judaism is
like it's it's not religious it's not
meant to be religious it's not and it
also there's something called religion
which automatically legitimizes all of
them because the second you say that
that the second you say that Judaism is
a religion or maybe you're talking about
the other religions like there's Judaism
as a religion and there's other
religions second you use that word
religion you're already putting Judaism
on it you're putting all other religion
okay I just I said you put not a
religion you put religions on the same
bedrock the same footing as Judaism
Judaism which is a provable national
halation Judaism which you can not its
incontrovertible that the Torah is
actually a divine document no one else
can claim any of that stuff you know
what the demonstrating a religion and a
cult is not much okay the difference
between a religion the difference
between a religion and a cult is the
number of people it's just the number of
people that's it that's the difference
in a religion and a cult just how many
people are keeping hear the word
religion is used as a legitimizing term
to make people who are stuck in an
oversized cult feel better about
themselves okay everyone is a religion
and a cult that's the same exact thing
is just people believing in crazy stuff
but if you got enough of them it seems
to legitimise itself just by sheer
numbers but but we're Jews here okay
then and we don't numbers makes us
nervous not not makes us more confident
you know G we're like the ultimate
skeptics you know Jews are so skeptical
about everything and numbers is one of
those things so if you got enough Jenny
ones believing in something that's the
second medic that's a red flag for a Jew
a lot of people believe in some things
automatically red flag like this cuz
untight like we smell a skunk ones and
when we when people are like well
everyone believes in this you know oh
great
you know we get a guy a guy sitting in
this class once in a while we'll get a
guy in here and this is like not a good
move by the way cuz it puts our red flag
up right away he says he's like sitting
on the edge of his chair yeah everyone
please no one move right now everyone
stay exactly how they're sitting no
don't move okay I'd like you to focus on
the guy with the red shoes over here
just wave your hand but don't move
see how he's sitting kind of like half
an allowance sure like he's in Club Med
or something okay that's that's the
Jewish position while learning Torah
it's like don't even bother me you know
like it's just like one gigantic grain
of sand grain of sand salt one gigantic
grain of salt with everything the rabbi
is about to say you're also Led Zepplin
over here in the shirt with his arms
crossed no keep your arms crossed she's
like this
he's like yeah we'll see this guy right
next to him he's like that's a real open
position you're in over there okay you
guys are like all you're saying right
now with your arms crossed well I'm
teaching is I'm Jewish that's it you
just saying I'm Jewish okay
this woman's in yoga position she's like
okay rabbit I'll listen to you but don't
don't tell me I can't say ohm on the
hour Jewish okay but once a lot we get
this guy coming in here he's got his you
know big keep on you know he's even got
the cosmic dental floss you know he's
swinging at any he sits down in here and
he's just like he's like rabbi teach me
the Torah you know we're just
immediately and so large numbers of
people large numbers of people believing
in something to us is a red flag that
means something's wrong here and it's
very interesting that our nation which
in the Torah says we will always remain
a few a number that we've always
remained few a number and we we get
nervous around numbers we see numbers of
people into something we immediately say
something's wrong because we're we are
we are born skeptical we mismatch things
we here we went we don't match them we
mismatch them and that's the way you
clarify things and find out if
something's real or not because we're
not interested in something that's not
real imagine we're on a hike together I
mean it's kind of a large group right
but imagine we're hiking and we hear
some noise inside a cave so we like we
get down like low and we look inside the
hole the cave and we see down below we
see nine people all bowing down to this
one person in a white robe you know and
he's just like you know and now when we
believe we found a cult or a religion
which one yeah that's a cult right now
what happens is they move to our town
and we start recognizing
but from the cave in town and next thing
you know they're like inviting everyone
for free pizza and beer which is what
most rabbis do on campus but there
they're offering free pizza beer and
they're gaining numbers next you know
the bank teller you go to bank teller
and you see the bank teller is wearing
you know some little symbol they wear
and anyway it just keeps growing and
growing and growing and growing well
once they get to enough numbers it
becomes what's called social social
economic pressure there's a social
economic pressure because you have
social means like politically and stuff
and economic means like to sell products
and so you've got to give them a new
name cuz Colts just not gonna go over so
well so what we do is once they hit a
critical mass of numbers it gets this
term called a religion but if you're
Jewish that doesn't mean anything
all because Judaism we get nervous
around numbers and we we like to shrink
the numbers down to ten and instead see
what they're saying so if they're saying
something legit so maybe there's
something to it but if they're if
they're making stuff up so then we're
not that interested and one of the main
things that that's gonna be a red flag
is blind faith blind faith is a big red
flag Jews aren't into that kind of thing
we're just not into that thing like it's
funny oh we have a term for like our
term for faith is the word em we're not
and it doesn't mean faith it means
faithful it means faithful we're not
we're not into faith we're into being
faithful you get that like when
something's real and true to you like a
spouse you're faithful to that person
when something's real and true to you
like God you're faithful means you don't
cheat so that that's the word faith for
for Judaism it's funny we actually say
the word after Shema at night we say
venom would not cause ice and this is
all like this is like a faithful reality
to all of us it uses the word Emunah is
there a seat for you back there
Oh oh my god
I was just sorry you just said the
buzzword I'm fine I was just with this
old amazing elderly Jewish lady we were
touring around the building with her and
her terms
she kept saying I'm fine it's just
amazing cuz she she had some knee
problems
she said I'm fine about fifty times
wouldn't you love it if we all said that
all the time and we think about the
crazy stuff we say about ourselves
inside how about I'm fine I'm okay I'm
fine but it could also be like a Jewish
trait of like old ladies you know like
how many how many Jewish old ladies does
it take to change a light bulb I'll just
stay in the dark oh sitter in the dark
so anyway the back to us is just one
more thing I just since I'm on this I
just want to mention that a big red flag
for us is the afterlife anyone talking
afterlife is like that's a red flag
hey why because it's manipulation the
number one fear of humanity is dead it's
number one fear and so if you start
stacking the odds of like believing this
and it'll be good for you
don't believe it as you're going to hell
you understand that that's just
manipulation as a manipulation and and
anyway what good is any of your service
if that's why you joined what good is in
your service you were to tell you were
you just had you were putting a police
headlock you know of course you're gonna
cooperate you know so what good was
anything you did doesn't it is there
gonna be any reward for your good deeds
if the reason you're in is because
you're you were putting a police
headlock with afterlife threats you come
to our classes like a Jewish class any
institution teaches Judaism
you could be there for years before you
hear anything about the afterlife it's
not that we don't believe in an
afterlife for sure the souls gonna
outlive your body your soul is nothing
do with your body just like your
consciousness is not it's not linked to
your body
your consciousness will definitely
outlast your body you know people die on
hospital beds and they bring him back
with the PJ sees the people jumper
cables they they they have whole stories
to tell they're talking about a kid with
a broken rib in the pre you know
postnatal care you know they the
unconsolable baby had a broken rib and
the guy who died in the emergency room
after they bring him back he says oh by
the way there's a baby with a broken rib
a couple doors down he went and he heard
the cries and went and checked it out so
there your consciousness is eternal if
anything the only thing blocking it is
is your body cuz your neurons your
neurons a little busy most of the time
just going like you know which they're
doing right now as well and your neurons
just never shut up unless you ask them
to and then they're very polite about it
I'll show you really you want right
gonna get your neurons to shut up
they'll do it and I'm serious like it's
amazing now the one thing you have to do
is there'll be polite about it you can't
be polite what you have to do is tell
your neurons to shut up so we're gonna
say shut up neurons on three and then
we're all gonna snap both fingers ready
and one get your hands-free
okay so what's gonna happen is I'm gonna
say one two three and then we're all
gonna say together
shut up neurons but totally shut up
neurons and then all those little
neurons which by the way your neurons
are atheist yeah your neurons atheist
that's why we put our tefillin it has to
be above the hairline because that's the
soft spot on the skull where the where
they apik there's a bit of an aperture
there that goes straight to the neurons
and it impresses upon your neurons that
there's God you know sure my Israel
which is written inside those boxes so
so your neurons are atheist cuz all they
do is track sound sight tastes hearing
smell I think that's what their job is
their job is not God their job is is
just to report to your consciousness
they're reporters they're just reporters
but if you what happens is if you stop
realizing that your neurons are
reporting to you they actually hijack
you and make you think
then let me think about it who who have
you who are you
I mean who have you been if not who your
neurons have been telling you are all
these years you ever thought about that
question who are you who have you been
as a personality as a self-image who
have you been if not who your neurons
have been telling you you are which is a
very strange thing because if you look
at a picture of a neuron yes that's just
in microscopic little doodad you know
it's it's certainly not something you'd
allow would you guys let me tell you who
you are would you do that no so
certainly not a microscopic doodad
telling you who you are but think who
have you been if not mere neurons have
been telling you you are and they're
certainly in no position to be telling
you who you are
it's just that they noticed that you're
not paying any attention to them so they
wind up you know they say hey she's not
listening so let's hijacker and then
next thing you know you're hijacked by
yourself image which makes you perfect
fodder for marketing because now that
your self-image is you know being told
to you by your neurons well what do you
think very nerve in you the most amazing
holy you know solid smart beautiful
powerful is that what your neurons say
about you probably not probably not it's
probably more something like maybe
all in favor of say it's it okay so your
neurons are I saying something more like
that you are unlovable ugly annoying
stupid unnecessary not needed extra we
never used that term in my class or
thing what else the neurons saying Oh
misfit loser what else in their own
saying as misguided ragamuffin slump er
not good enough not good enough not as
good as and then you fill in the blank
with someone else probably a sibling
who's older or one of your parents or
something can we mention ugly
what else the neurons sake ah weak if do
all the weak small vulnerable in danger
there's one where I was thinking of
weeks worthless worthless is a good one
hopeless helpless powerless unsafe
unsafe that's always a good one unsafe
um did I mention unlovable unlikable
yeah
anyway unworthy yeah which one I'll tell
you in a sec remind me of that you did
to who love the word yeah it's fine
um and the anyway but that's what the
neurons have been saying gosh good thank
you
that's what the neurons have been saying
so you guys ready to tell neurons shut
up okay here we go so what we're gonna
do I would just say one two don't say it
yet um let me show you how it goes cuz
we got to do it all together okay it's
gonna shock them okay so we're gonna say
one two three and the more I'm gonna say
shut up neurons and then we're gonna
snack so let me show you once and then
we'll do it together
okay so watch it's gonna be like this
just listen one two don't don't say one
two three shut up neurons like that okay
okay ready and we get good snappers
ready if you don't know how to snap just
clap okay do like that not that but I go
okay and a nice lady do you mind turning
off the air conditioning power we need
it for this exercise it's got a little
carbon ready one two three
shut up
[Music]
because the one thing your neurons can't
do is they don't know how to deal with
you looking at them they only can do
their thing when you're not looking
try it again it'll be the first silence
maybe any of you have ever heard ready 1
2 3
shut up
seriously that's how fast they're they
don't stay quiet really good for driving
they also help with English meaning
meaning if there was someone in here
from like Zimbabwe who didn't speak
English I think English is the language
of some mommy but let's just say they're
from the jungle of Zimbabwe and they
don't speak English and their neurons
will be dancing the same dance to the
sounds cuz it's just math it's just all
vibrational it's just that they wouldn't
be able to match the sounds with with
the language of Zimbabwe so they would
just hear the sounds they'd hear your
brain pattern if we could put them
neurons on a screen it would do the same
thing yours is doing except yours locks
it in with every bit of English you've
ever heard so your neurons are actually
what rip you off of the present also
because they're constantly matching to
the Past yeah you be you the more you
get into what I'm teaching you today the
more you'll you'll get present to your
life and how awesome it is and how
awesome you are cuz I mean I would not
if I were you and my advice is not to
give to your neurons any self-talk
self-talk should be coming from the soul
not from the neurons neurons are not
sold there's nothing to do with your
soul their job is only to report to you
that could going down a flight of stairs
that's it that's good news
you want that reported to but that's
their job nothing else your job of your
neurons is to remind you sometimes that
you haven't called your parents lately
and call them but their job is not to be
telling you who you are and they're
certainly not to be matching everything
with the past I mean they are for the
stairs but not everything else and it
amazing we're talking about this right
now because Russia's Jana the word Roche
is head and Seana really means change or
year but it's like God's flipping the
head around
he's like changing our heads changing
the headspace it's a new world new year
it's a brand new world like why would
you ever what would you allow to dictate
your year other than what is just
present right now it's a new world it's
a new year and missing your neurons are
pretty darn quiet from the looks of your
faces so like what's up now that's the
way the funny thing is is like it's so
easy to jump into eating kosher or
keeping Shabbat or anything cuz like why
wouldn't I like you you know unless I'm
like stuck in some loop by the way
that's obviously with the Torah verified
I'm not saying so much to do that on
faith it's can imagine you want some
more ACA turned back on
you turned it
you saw it was good though for the
shutup neuron sorry that's alright Norns
can shut up with little noise of a motor
that needs maintenance badly no back to
us so religions Judaism is not a
religion is that clear now there are a
lot of religious Jews a lot of religious
just like for example I know a lot of
Hasidic Jews who were very religious
meaning what do i what am i defining as
religious they don't know that any of
it's necessarily true
they were just raised this way
understand they were just raised that
way is that religion or is that Judaism
it's religion they keeping the
traditions yeah and I'm glad I mean that
we should be faithful to our traditions
I personally think that some guy born in
the Amazon jungle or some African jungle
or some Sri Lankan jungle should stay
true to his ancestry like stick with it
and I believe Jews also should should be
true to their ancestry so even a Jew
whose religious with the exception of my
knowledge knows is it are you or Clint
bring up idolatry I mean I gotta answer
their question first the reason we don't
mention you Tahara I'm just to teach all
you all of you a good tool for growth
you guys into growth I don't know guys
like growth stuff so just a good tool
for growth is never use the word Yates
ihara why you know the term user ever
knows oh it means that sorry yet so har
means the evil inclination like there's
the there's like the good inclination
and the evil inclination you know those
two like the one that has you take
seconds of something you shouldn't
beaten in the first place that's the
evil encourage because it's gonna make
you now tired and sloppy and where's
that it's a toad will say you know I
just hold off that's the answer toad the
ate Sahara sees a beggar you know
walking through the Jewish quarter and
says says oh man
how can I avoid this and Yates a taupe
says it's a ptosis you know like this
guy's on the streets like maybe you
could despair a shekel
it's a Horace's as you dig in your
pocket there's a hash and then the age
of ptosis you're a cheapskate what is
that 10 cents you wouldn't give a bum a
10 cents in America you know I can at
least give them a 50 cents a dollar and
then you feel this other one and it's
like oh that's got the shapes on the
side that's a fine that's not going out
so like these are the these are the two
Yates errs yeah it's a toe when the it's
a hob those are the two needles but we
don't say the word gets a higher that
much because one of its tricks is for
you to just use this like
all-encompassing it's our home it's like
this blanket statement it Oh a must have
in the inside it likes it when you say
that you know why cuz cuz then it's just
like okay as long as there because the
inside heart doesn't do general it's
only those specifics and so if you're
gonna stay general with the turn with
yet Sahara it's gonna be really happy
with you cuz it's just gonna nail you
somewhere else so what's important with
the xrr is you specify what it's a heart
we're talking about st. Claire you want
to be really specifically the eighth so
hard
don't use the in fact don't even let it
leave your lips much rather the second
you're gonna say yeah it's a heart stop
yourself for a second and say which
gates are is this The Cheapskate of me
is this my neurons telling me I'm ugly
is this my you know my social anxiety
it's our you know in which it Sahara is
this is this my y8 Sahara two beasts to
steal as am I in Sahara t eat but you
might say it's my a Sahara TV whatever I
want
like for example non-kosher food like I
want to eat whatever I want but then
that's a different year to hunt you know
it's our that is it's a yet to Hara of
that you're out of control
meaning that you're you're a controlled
being which probably comes from
childhood because someone controlled you
and so now you you refuse to keep kosher
because no one's dictating what you put
your mouth but if you go deeper instead
of just saying it's a Yeats AHA right
but go deeper and say no actually I was
controlled that either there was God
forbid a terrible situation you know
like a molestation or something or it
was a family dynamic where the parents
didn't allow you to like make any
choices or who knows why an education
system that was very controlling but
just a call like give that like
platitude of yang Sahara it's gonna give
the edge to her a major victory with you
you have to understand you got to get in
there and I said what is it what's going
on inside there what's what's really
happening here and then you can then you
got it GPS then once you've GPS it now I
can say hmm is me eating less or eating
kosher a meat surrendering to convene
control no that's ridiculous it's me
being healthy and me being spiritually
aligned
that's called spiritual alignment and
healthy body so like what kind of games
and was I playing you know with myself
clear that was an answer and then Nellie
Marietta question we can verify our our
tradition it's verifiable it's not
easily verified it's verifiable
um it's beyond a shadow of a doubt but
there's got to leave I mean there's got
to be some aspect of doubt I guess in
life at some point I mean it's really
hard if you're a nation to a rabbi to
have much doubt because we spent so much
time with you guys and we get to like we
like get to hit why we do what we do at
every single angle like all year round
so we don't get a lot of room for doubt
when I'm sure there's plenty of people
who I would call fully observant not
really just fully observant who still
have some doubt that's okay I personally
think having doubts really hard
especially when you're staring at the
Temple Mount and we have coins with King
David's name on it and we know he lived
only a couple hundred years after Sinai
so like and he certainly didn't make up
Judaism so where to come from you know
if not where it says it came from he was
keeping Torah and not only he was giving
or the entire nation was getting dark
all the tribes were in their locations
we have all this archaeologically
meaning you meet these guys who have a
Yeats are hired to say okay navigate so
hard to say that uh you know maybe
people made it up and it's been a couple
thousand years you know three thousand
how many three thousand three hundred
thirty years now but it's not like that
because all you have to do is stare out
this window you know exhibit eight know
well sorry I had a guy at the Kotel say
to me he says to me we're down at the
Kotel like literally staring at like
Solomon's Temple
you know we're staring at this thing and
he says to me I don't know what he was
thinking but he was like how do we know
this is even true and and so I slept
normally they don't slap people I think
this voicing doubt is like it's so
Jewish as have already spoken like doubt
is like it's like really in their way
it's the key to Judaism is you want to
voice doubt voice it though don't just
hide it you know with your with your
cheeseburger
you know you got doubt voice it and I
just slapped them cuz just seemed like
the right thing you do at the time we're
staring at this like gigantic thing
that's like you know had we had that
conversation in LA I'd say like you know
you I would say um I wish we were having
this conversation staring at David's you
know David and Solomon's Temple in
Jerusalem like you you just wouldn't be
asking me that but but an another thing
is like we got proofs that get into like
the Nitty Gritty of how we know this is
real like really needing any gritty and
I'll tell you one of the funniest ones
is here I have a tour right here umm
right we got a Torah so so you would
think like it would be easy to figure
out who like whether I mean let's just
say you had any book and we got another
random up give me that book for say a
minute so here's a book called Jewish
meditation I'm covering the author's
name okay
it's called Jewish meditation and now
let's say no one hurt I mean I know who
wrote the book cuz I know her jewish
meditation but let's just say none of us
knew who wrote this book let's say no
one in the country knew about this book
do you think we could figure out who
wrote the book without Google without
Amazon without anything you Inc we can
figure it out exactly who wrote this
book would that be a complicated thing
for the Mossad not at all would it be
complicated all for people whose
specialty is is identifying documents
identifying the authorship of documents
you think that'd be difficult it'd be
beyond easy beyond easy now listen to
this crazy
it is a crazy thought i think mary
before you could just gotta hear this
crazy thought here's a tour okay this is
the torah we're trying to figure out if
man wrote it or god wrote it is that the
most ridiculous question in the world
with a man rotor got like thank you we
could figure out that book not only that
book no title on the book we could just
take a page rip a page
of a book and take it to any identify
and any professional identifier of
authorship he would probably be able to
figure out my chicken longer but he
could probably figure it out eventually
get it or within a hundred people on the
planet you know fifty people on the
planet but here we got this book and
we're trying to figure out if it's from
God or me your thought are ridiculous
that is yeah so you didn't figure I
might the only one who realizes this
does anyone know where I'm going with
this no one got that no I'm not even I
don't even got the proof did you get the
proof we're not even first of all I
first of all I was not giving a program
asking a question does anyone realize
how ridiculous that question is whether
man or God run that I don't mean like
that this is so funny but I'm in this
situation but I'm gonna take myself out
don't worry I just I think I I think
there's something that authorships not
complicated to figure out if it was a
human being it should be pretty easy if
it were God it should be pretty easy now
that we know what God does when he
authors books but meaning we wouldn't
have a lot of samples of that but we
would have definite samples of human
writing so it shouldn't be difficult to
figure out if it is human or God you get
that you get the ridiculousness of the
question cuz they just should be so
simple like it can't be complicated
whether it's God or God or human that's
the point of making you got that point
is that point clear yeah I'm not saying
it is clear I'm just saying it should it
shouldn't be a question that's
complicated
that's all you everyone got that I'm not
saying it's clear whether it's God or
man I'm saying it should be the most
ridiculous question in the world of
trying to figure out whether the
authorships the divine or the oxygen to
you and me that should not be a
complicated quest
as to be like for an authorship for an
authorship professional that would be
the silliest question in the world and
what do you think he would say God or
man what would it depend on what would
it depend on you realize there would
just be some factors whether he would
say it's got her man what would be some
of the factors I'm gonna leave this up
to you guys you know what did we some of
the factors ok what's inside the book
some of its content yeah yeah what if
the guy's an atheist who is it
automatically automatically man he's
agnostic so you start to realize like
discovering the authorship of this book
it's not so scientific it's gonna depend
on things how about this the book when
you like to steal all its Commandments
how many Commandments 613 and when you
just steal them into their laws because
not one commandment tells the law you
realize that like when I put on tefillin
the law isn't put on tefillin that's the
commandment the laws are I think it's
like seven or eight hundred laws you
understand it's not a law to keep
Shabbos that's one of the commandments
some spiritual fight called jobs
the laws are it's a couple thousand I
think it's like four and a half five
thousand laws how to actually keep the
laws of Shabbos so we actually counted
all the laws of the book a should
limitation toward account the laws they
were we actually counted all the laws
you know any laws there are in this book
I mean the book itself doesn't give any
its broad-stroke Commandments like for
example it's it's it's I'm wearing
census nowhere in the Torah doesn't
explain this it just says fringes well
fringes doesn't tell me eight strings
five knots
four-cornered garments then well
actually it doesn't mention for later
no but what if you're not wearing a for
burning are you wearing a for current
government oh you got sixes you were
here for turning out he's not so you
have no Mitzvah rate and if you're
wearing for kering but I always feel bad
for Jews and Pancho's because I actually
I'm the I'm the spiritual leader of a
rock band in America and they go in
Poncho's in the winter and the they all
have sits on their ponchos which is
really really sweet
they just go like chilled and Poncho's
everywhere like they show up to gigs and
Poncho's yeah they'll have sits as so
many lunches
so there's 55,000 laws in here who wrote
a got her man who wrote a gunner man
55,000 laws the answer is if I want to
keep 55,000 laws which means I'm crazy
so then God wrote it and if I'm not
interested in keeping 55,000 laws so I'm
gonna be leaning way more towards the
man wrote it in other words it's really
hard to be scientific about this so hard
that people can't even figure out an
authorship between God and man that's
crazy
do we get it now do we get one talking
about this did I am I so raise your hand
if you know where I went with all that
oh I'm never doing that again
yeah I all I did was doing was bringing
up the insane amount of subjectivity
involved that's all
I just bringing up that it's like
extremely subjective this this this got
a ran thing but the what happens is
though we have a program called
discovery aren't you know in our next
discovery is we have a program what for
whoa that's a while so so on the 14th of
October we have a program called
discovery so I teach the final class on
discovery which is all about like the
proof it's about proving you know Torres
it towards the divine origin but what
happens when you get to the end of that
class you're just like your jaws on the
ground you're just like oh my gosh not
only is Tora divine like it
automatically means there's a guy cuz I
didn't even know there was a god so many
people actually get Torah and then
realize wait a second that couldn't have
been written by a human being so must be
there's a god and so they get gunned hor
all them one-shot now their jaws are on
the ground now and then I asked them the
question like do you guys realize how
ridiculous it is that we hadn't even
spend an entire day on this as if this
document could be actually authenticated
as a human being stalked they're human
beings writing this is the most
ridiculous name they're all they're
gonna be like you're right that is
totally crazy what are we doing here and
the answer is you say we said the answer
is it's alright no one wants to keep
55,000 laws and by the way after all the
proofs just you guys tell me what do you
think of the percentage of people walk
out of Discovery keeping Torah people
who didn't keep it before what do you
think the percentage what would you say
we had a hundred people in Discovery
what percentage leave they're keeping
Torah let's say over the next five years
seventy five percent ten whoa big
numbers what do you say
after 2% like five years later we both
teach there what's your estimation under
10 above 10%
yeah after five years the people who
graduate 5% so I would have done it
between 3 and 5 percent and these are
people who if they when they walk out of
the room you could literally say to them
who wrote the Terra and they would say
well it wasn't a human being that much
I'll tell you and it's likely written by
God and then you'd say to them is that a
belief or knowledge and they would tell
you it's a hundred percent knowledge
when I'm sent knowledge and but I would
not ask him the third question and
that's what are you gonna do about it
cuz the answer is nothing and so since
we're teaching this on the air of Yom
Kippur let's do something bad just gonna
do bat it see y'all later um ladies and
gentlemen the next class is rabbi Aaron
Nick Amer every Aaron Nick immerse one
of the most unorthodox Orthodox Jews
he's one of the most unorthodox Orthodox
Jews you ever meet but we don't use the
term Orthodox anyway Travie Nick Omar's
the totally out of the box rabbi and he
does a class called seven questions
where you get to ask the most taboo
questions like anything I mean like
transgender questions you know like like
it it could be anything there's anything
you want to ask you get to ask and not
only that but anyone who stays in his
class will usually come back again so
because it's just compelling and he's
considered one of the unique teachers in
Israel so I bless you all to join that
class but in the meantime I'm also
blessing with a good Shabbos is just one
last thing is if we could pass around a
cup and there's a rabbi that comes who
feeds a family every Shabbat and the
Thursday class
feeds the family so if it's changed
it'll buy like drinks and if it folds
it'll buy like fish or meat so I know
the family personally they're amazing
family it's quite large and they've had
some they've hit some bad times so if
you guys like to help feed a family you
mind grabbing a cup and we'll just send
around a cup please okay