Rabbi Yom Tov Practical Spirituality: Jewish Women Thrash

Shalom and welcome to practical spirituality here in Asia Torah in the Old City of Jerusalem overlooking the Temple Mount I just want to start with a story even though we're doing my next bandage I was gonna start with a funny story that it just has to do with buying new mountain bikes so then I was I was visiting LA for a while as a rabbi and so I decided I'm gonna sell my old rig and buy a new one out in America where I could probably get you know the latest technology so of course in the Jewish Network put the word out grab a home Tony the mountain bike within literally hours I find out that the editor of mountain biking magazine a guy by the name of Chris Ito is selling the bike that he traded after test riding it he traded advertisement for the actual test ride bike because it was such an insane bike that he's like I gotta have this bike so he actually kept it and just gave him like a couple grand worth of advertisement to ran worth it i advertisement for free now and what happened was I get a phone call saying there is a bike available that's a brand new bike it's only been test ridden and it's like the cutting-edge bike and I wish I could remember the name of that bike it was called a wild hare was the model I can't remember the name a new cycle works with a P which is good for me so cycle works wild hare and anyway so I go to pick up the bike and the guy wants two grand for a four thousand dollar by side like hand him the two red as quickly as I can I'm like stuff in the bike if I cart before he changes his mind you know like like this is a dream come true I was expecting this been like four on this little bike with a guy wanted to I was like he just needed it out of his house quickly and which was good for me but I was just afraid to change her mind so I'm stuffing in my car I'm finally getting in the car and he's like a rabbi I'm like what like he's about to zoom out of there he's like can I just ask you a question I said yeah what's of question he says he says I'm married to a Jewish girl you know this guy's name is Chris Ito okay married to a Jewish girl and I'm like I'm sorry to hear that and he says I said what's the problem he says you see the edge of my house over there it was like draped with like plastic rain proof stuff I said yeah he said yeah we did a little add-on and I ran out of money and you notice I just put on the rain protection until I get my money but my wife she said it's she said how dare you bring this bike into this house before you finished the and on it smear the bike and then he breaks down crying I write on the street I don't sign my car he's breaks down crying he says you got to tell me something about being married to a Jewish woman because I can't take it anymore a Gentile women don't see any things in the middle of minute and on nor do observant Jewish women say these things this is this is left to only to secular Jewish women to say such things this me or the bike because I mean every Jewish woman is hardware to thrash her husband it's just that if the girls observant she thrashes you for like stuff that's important like the fact that you came home for Shabbos after a week of working you don't even know what parsha it is you know you better wear a helmet you know coming into that house you're gonna you're gonna come home not knowing what Parshin is to your Jewish wife who's observant they they'll thrash for that I mean you didn't you didn't go to Chakri's three days in a row you know forget that or your your youtubing crazy stuff for your kids enjoyment well she's the one creating this home this sanctuary this godly place for your family and you just can't stop YouTube in like your stupid stuff just to keep your kids entertained you're gonna get thrashed so Jewish women are born to thrash their husbands but the the if they don't have Torah so they just thrash you for random stuff you just get thrashed for like really random stuff and and that's and that's really bad news too because because men who have realized that it was a it was a it was the Jewish thing that caught them to be trashed growing up by their you know rough mother and stuff like a Jewish mother is thrashing if it if a man realizes that any secular so he doesn't care that much about marrying a Jew well he'd be crazy to marry one why marry a Jew I'm not that observant I'm not that into it I'm not living that life and I can marry a woman who actually appreciates that I got home versus one who's asking me why I got home so late I mean you marry an Asian they're just happy you came home could be Oh could be three weeks later do you even know where you were but you came home I mean it seems like half the Jews I meet in LA or like married to their massage therapist and and hence mix that with feminism and hence we got female rabbis female Cantor's female presidents of synagogue and whoever heard of that females female Torah readers female circumcised errs what do they think in all these girls all of a sudden thinking that they're gonna do all the leadership roles in Judaism and the answer is it's either them or nobody and Jewish women aren't gonna let our people die and so they step up to clergy roles and leadership roles in the Jewish world because if it were for thee if it were for the secular Jewish men if they had it their way they would surgically reinstall their foreskins anyway I held this crying mountain-bike magazine editor let him cry on my shoulder he finally asked me for advice I was like divorce he's like well I didn't expect the rabbit to say divorce and I'm like well I don't know what else to tell you today's are you want me to go back to my expansion or I could always change the title and stand on this miss focus you guys like this focus there yeah keep cruising on this does someone have a question at this point okay we're going back to my next venture question is do I dare stop the video on this subject retitle and start again what do you say because it's a nice it's a nice clip why it's nice clip right my sister quiet everyone told my class are way too long but don't worry I'm not gonna title the next one I'm just gonna