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I'm gonna tap out at 3:30. So,
>> whoa. What's an hour and a half? What a
good um
>> segue master. I'm setting the
expectations back everybody.
>> I think that's the appropriate way to do
things. I think I'm being very
respectful here. They don't just like
bounce in the middle, you know, but you
guys want me to continue. That's all I'm
saying.
>> So, she's been off the air for quite
some time being that he's busy. So, uh
>> what's that? What's that like?
>> Yeah, it's crazy.
>> As a community, I'll call people like in
the middle of the day. They're like,
"What are you doing?" The fact that you
don't know that I haven't been on the
podcast for a while means you don't
really listen to us or listen to him at
least.
>> I will tell you the podcast that I
listen to and only when I'm driving on
the way to a set that's long and I don't
need to haz my own material.
>> So like I was driving to like chosen
Island this Saturday night past Saturday
night to do a show and I'm like all
right I don't have any cash advance. It
was for a cash advance party which I
don't know what that it was a birthday
party for a guy who does cash advance
and it was uh it was fun but I was just
like oh I'm just going to listen I I
would listen to like a Pete Holmes
podcast and you made it weird.
>> What's more important to me is Chosen
Island is still open.
>> Yeah.
>> I don't even know what that is.
>> Chinese Chinese in the five towns.
>> Really great sushi.
>> Chinese place in the five towns.
>> Oh chosen Island. That's what
>> it's been around for literally 40 years.
>> Well here's a rule for Have we started
by the way? I have no idea.
>> We're always started. Yeah.
>> Is it always started? Oh, I don't know
what I would want to cut. Uh there is
the the rule for Chinese restaurant. It
has to have like some sort of like
Jewish pun in the name, right? That's
that's better than the food. The the
name has to be like there was a
restaurant in Chicago used to be called
Mitsuyan, which I guess there's a sushi
mitsuan, but it the way they wrote it
was like mi tsu yn. My Hebrew was so bad
growing up. I didn't know that that was
a Hebrew word. [laughter] Just like
>> mitsuyan.
>> Mitsuyan. You need some sort of like pun
in a Chinese restaurant, right?
>> Okay.
>> What about American restaurants in
China? Do they have puns also?
>> They probably
>> like that hamburgers.
>> I think I used to say I I had a joke
many years ago. I was like, "Oh, do you
think that Dunkin Donuts is in India
have American people working there?"
[laughter] Like that.
>> You know what I would love to get to?
Are you working on any new material
right now?
>> All the time. What do you mean?
>> We got you going to test it on us.
>> You got to try it on us.
>> We're going to be brutally honest,
though.
>> Listen, I I I actually we created an
entire audience for you. She's back just
for this reason alone. We can test
audience.
>> Uh, welcome back everybody to another
incredible episode of the None Your
Business Podcast. I'm your host, Michael
Greenfield. With me today is of course
>> Bushy Schwarz and we have an amazing
guest for you lined up, Ellie Liowitz.
Welcome to the program.
>> Good to be here.
>> We're so excited for you to be here with
us. We're of course sponsored by the
Prime Source production team. We
appreciate all the comments, the likes,
the just the feedback. Keep it coming.
We're loving the growth. So, uh, we have
a little bit that we like to do here of
what Chat GPT says about you and who you
are. Did anyone ever do that on you?
>> No, but I'm so terrified. I I posted a
picture of myself like dressed up in
like a really like like you saw that
video that we did with Dovy Newberger
and uh and myself for Yomats and so I
just post a picture of myself but for a
different sketch saying I am like the
Corin Center personified. I'm just
>> so yeah. So let's see what happens here.
So, I just created into a summary as if
I tell Ch. We used to do like what it
says about you line by line, but I do
like Okay, if Chhat GPT wasn't to
introduce you to a crowd, what would it
say?
>> Oh, okay.
>> Why isn't anyone excited? Everyone's
always terrified. No, because it's a
terrifying thing.
>> It's it's like a real raw reflection.
It's like it's like a voicemail. Like
this is like the real microscope. This
is like chat. It's the closest thing to
like like you know bbon nephesh of like
all right you're looking at like has
seen the core essence of you unfiltered.
>> This is it before the gates of heaven
you'll be coming to this.
>> Yeah. It's also looking at your web
browser history like it's looking at
everything. So you don't know what
they're going to come up with and you
can't refute it. You know because Chad
PBT it knows.
>> General rule about today's interview. We
can't be funnier than him. [laughter]
>> I like it's funny people feel the
pressure when they talk to me. They like
like can I tell you a and then that but
a they I get to can I tell you a joke
the same way like people like go up to a
rabbi be like I have a dvarra for you
and so like but people always be like oh
I I'm trying to make the comedian laugh
like I'm like calm down I've heard a
million street jokes and it's okay
there's no pressure there shouldn't be
no pressure
>> we're going to put the pressure on you
today our guest today is a man who has
somehow managed to turn making fun of
from Jews into a full-time profession
which is impressive considering we're a
community that usually expects you to do
it for
He's an that was a dig on a lot of
people.
>> I was like I was like I'm not I'm not
loving this chie opener.
>> He's an orthodox Jewish comedian who
understands the fine line between lush
and horror and a punchline and
occasionally dances dangerously close to
it.
I don't know man. I I my chachi PT is
getting old. He's performed alongside
some of the biggest names of Jewish
comedy and he's living proof that you
can make a living being funny without
being a doctor, lawyer, or real estate
developer. His parents must be thrilled.
>> Okay. How would you rate that? That uh
that you were not so impressed with
that. You were like
>> I'm not impressed with any of these to
be honest [laughter] with you. I just
print it and I read it live. Ladies and
gentlemen, the man who turned our
community's dysfunction into his career,
Ellie Liwoods.
>> Hey, so the So I was like I was like
explaining that the the thing I'm making
fun of, right?
>> We got to move to Claude
>> really really bad. [laughter] I could
have gotten that and just like
>> I was like I could tell you don't use
your chat beauty too much. Right. This
was like hey
>> I moved to uh tab. So, it's a new AI
thing that's on my WhatsApp and that's
all I No, you got to learn about Tab.
Tab and Instinct are two apps that are
built into your WhatsApp and it becomes
your private assistant, your personal
assistant.
>> I'm not talking to you anymore. I'm
talking to your AI agent.
>> I'm sorry. Michael is not available
right now.
>> Yeah. Now, like I see like in his tone
and his in your message, I did notice
something was off recently.
>> Yeah. How do you see why?
>> No. No. That was just me to you, bro.
>> I'm just going to have my AI talk to
your AI from now [laughter] on.
>> We'll never have to talk to each other
again. You ever see that? Someone did a
two AIS calling a Chinese restaurant
together like and talking. You ever seen
that?
>> I think I saw something somebody did a
thing of he I don't know if it a job
negotiation or something and he let his
AI tool talked to the other AI tool
because they realized and he just like
I'll let you guys settle this and I
thought I don't know if it was real.
It's also very hard to know what's real
anymore. That's
>> that's true.
>> But uh
>> I guess the good thing about comedy for
you is you're sort of AI proof. I don't
think we're going to have any robots
that are going to make it laugh. So, by
the way, I totally and I was telling him
beforehand, I said I was talking to
somebody and said one of the AI tests
when robots get too good like in person,
you're going to be like, "Hey, you're
going to watch this Pixar movie and if
you don't cry, I'm I know you're I know
you're a if you do cry, you're a robot."
>> So, no, I messed that up. Whatever.
Anyways, yeah, you're not a robot. But
basically, um the I agree with you that
like, oh, yeah, we need I I like to
think like people are like, "Oh, it's so
risky of a career to go comedy." I'm
like, "What do you mean? this is the
most this is the the best career now I'm
like I'm not I'm not going to be
replaced because somebody still has to
be the one to think of the idea so like
recently you know I came up with a
sketch with the me and Ammy Kak and
Mikey Grimbat we did a sketch for Sukus
about sukus from the perspective of bees
I don't know if you saw it no clearly
you have not
>> tell it to us
>> he's seen it from the perspective of
bees
>> of a bee yeah cuz the bees are always
landing in the suka what are they
thinking like when they see
>> they get killed you know they get drawn
to the honey bees So, bees. I I can't
convey what it's about because that's
all you need to know. I'm going to be
like a Christopher Nolan movie and be
like, let's do a very vague trailer and
I'm not going to tell you what it's
about.
>> Just watch it.
>> Just watch it. Yeah. I'm going to say
took us from the perspective of bees.
So, I was swimming one day, um, not in a
cup of Coke. And I said, um, you know
what? Uh, this is a really unique
perspective and it's very simple to
shoot in theory of like, oh, it's just
us on a bench talking about circus as
bees.
>> Did you dress up as bees?
>> Yeah. No, of course. Like that was that
was the lynch pin. We were like there
aren't many comedy emergencies in the in
my world, but when we're day of shooting
and we're like only one of the bee
costumes came,
>> so I have to like run to like a
Halloween store to get these
semi-appropriate bee costumes and try to
make it less, you know, whatever.
>> You paint yourself yellow.
>> No, you go all in. You're uncommitted.
>> Yeah, very I half committed to to to
this bit, but I was like, "Oh, no. This
is crucial to have these as the as the
thing." And then I think somebody was
asking like why does it have to be bees?
I was like have you ever been to a suka?
Like I like started like questioning
your authentic Jewish experience. I'm
like that like whatever we have a joke
about Welch's grape juice and it's like
what are they reform? Like no like kind
of like what are you talking about? So
the point is for that is that somebody
has JBT can't be like what if we did
this?
>> Like JBT can say hey I have an idea for
something about bees. Now what?
>> It's not just that. It's the delivery
that makes comedy special, right? That's
what makes comedians stand apart. It's
really all in how they deliver it. And
the robots will never ever be able to do
that.
>> You know, they can't. That's the human
element. That's literally what sets us
apart from a android versus a human.
>> Well, also the imperfections I think are
really especially my kind of material.
Like as much as Chat GBT is trying to be
like nice and like try to come up with
like puns about being free and whatever
like you could tell what that you know
they can't get the vulnerabilities and
like make a joke where I'm like oh yeah
I'm glad Dov Newberg was unavailable for
a comedy show like you know they're not
going to be able to say that tap into my
let's say inner you know neurosis of
that kind of thing because they're a
robot
>> and I mean I hope I hope they won't So
he's safe. His job is secure.
>> HVAC companies and comedians.
>> Yeah.
>> Uh let me ask you a question.
>> Hback companies and comedians. That's
it.
>> So you're in your B costume. Yes.
>> Right. And you're looking in the mirror
>> and you ask yourself how did I get here?
>> Take us back to who you are.
>> I like that.
>> How did this all start?
>> I like that. Like an 80s sitcom. Like
you may be asking how much I like that.
You know at that moment when you're in
your bee costume, a little
self-reflection right there.
>> Self-reflection. I was just like, did I
make the wrong choices?
>> Ooh. Ooh, I got one. Give us the buzz on
your history.
>> Thank you.
>> All right.
>> You guys are really into puns. You guys
are big laughy taffy people. I said
[laughter]
jokes.
>> I've heard four. Those are jokes. Those
are fact. Bazooka. Remember the bazooka
jokes. They had those.
>> Yes. Bazooka, which I say is like my my
terrible Hebrew was learning bazooka was
like it's like in like written in this
small print and like said this kid had
an eye patch. I'm like, is this like
Mosha Dian's origin story? I don't know
what's up with that. He has no idea what
I'm talking about. But I was like, this
is way too Israeli. I [snorts] was like
I was like,
>> you know, I'm actually like very uh
unaware of a lot of like the modern
parts of Judaism. Like I come more from
like, you know, high world.
>> I was say, what's your background?
>> So, it's a very different type of humor
sometimes. So, I may not get those
references and especially things when it
comes like Israeli stuff and Israeli
history. Definitely.
>> No, for sure. I know when I do a I know
when I do a chevos and I'm like doing it
with like a mita clearly and there's
like I'm like saying these jokes and
everyone's like
>> I thought this would be in Yiddish like
you know but I I'm mentioning things and
I'll say something like flying lal and
I'm like oh you guys are don't leave
Brooklyn or my like there's like a there
is a disconnect like certain
>> you got to cater to the audience you
know. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no, no. For
sure. But I I have to do it as a
community. You have to do it like on the
fly. I'm just like I'm like gauging
right now. I'm just like, "Okay, we're
not going to talk about Israeli prime
ministers with you." Um, that's fine.
>> Exactly.
>> You could talk about Israel with me, but
bazooka jokes had numbers on them,
right? So, it's like a whole collection.
>> Yeah.
>> Be like, "What number joke do you have?"
>> Right. Well, there was always like this
like apocryphal thing of like, "Oh, if
you get one or a hundred, you get a free
box of Have you ever hear this one? You
get a free box of bazooka." And a I
don't know who made up that rumor of
like oh yeah like the same person you
get like three shadim I guess you go to
hahabi get three shim I don't know but
like who made up that thing like what
you write to this Israeli company and
you're like hey I got number 100 and
they're like what what would do with
that
>> guys? This reminds me of a good joke.
Can I say it?
>> I don't know a more appropriate time
than to say a joke to him.
>> A good joke.
>> He's probably surprised it took this
long for you to ask him to you know to
say a joke.
>> I'm saying the joke. You can read it.
So, a guy goes to prison and he's like,
you know, standing around and somebody
stands up on a chair and yells 72. And
everyone starts laughing.
Another guy gets up and says 58. Another
guy laughing. He looks at the guy goes,
"What's going on here?" He goes, "We've
been in prison so long. Everyone knows
the same jokes. They just say the
number." He goes, "Oh, okay." He starts
to learn about all the jokes and then
suddenly he gets up one day and he says
42. And nobody's laughing. He's looking
around. He goes, "What's going on?" He
goes, "You got to know how to deliver
the joke."
Oh, I see the comedian in me was
thinking was like, "Oh, it's a Holocaust
joke." [laughter]
No one laughed. It was too dark.
>> Well, anyways, Ellie, take us back. I'd
like to know who you are. Who where did
you grow up? Who are your parents? How
did they allow you to do this?
>> Who are your parents? What a
>> This is the thing that I like to get to
know. I like to break you down. Like,
where did you
>> It's really funny because somebody
posted on Facebook and uh something
that's how old I am. Uh somebody posted
on Facebook and said like I was in this
group and somebody said help I uh my my
mother's forcing me to go to synagogue
but I don't believe in Jewish tradition.
And I just commented that is Jewish
tradition. [laughter]
Um
>> you're already practicing. You don't
realize
>> that that is the Yeah, that's the uh the
whole thing. So what is you know where
do where do we want to go back? My blood
type's a negative.
>> Where you from? Tell take
>> I'm from Chachi didn't help me with that
part. No
>> I want to know it from you. I'm from
Chicago, Illinois.
>> Okay, cool.
>> Um, that's and I I that's a little bit
west of here.
>> I'm cultured within, you know,
domestically. You know,
>> one of the things he does know.
>> Exactly. Once we start going, you know,
other countries is where I still lose
interest very quickly.
>> Okay. I'm sure you're watching the
Brewers Rays World Series.
>> You better believe I am all over it.
Well, didn't start yet, but it's about
to.
>> Yeah, exactly. Isn't that nice? Um the
uh so I'm from Chicago, born and raised.
Uh I went my my big high school summer
job was to work as a vendor at
Wrigleyfield at Cubs games in Chicago.
Yeah, that was a big thing back in the
day to do that. And like we had like I
don't know 15 guys uh 15 20 guys that
were from that would do it for like when
there were night games. We'd have like a
ma minion together and it was great. I
used to like it wasn't just like a like
in here in New York it's like okay
there's like a kosher stand but here
there it was like and they have that now
at Wrigley but it was like you'd
literally walk around the stadium
selling things and it was amazing
because I would just be like my job was
to go to baseball games and it was
unbelievable. So I would do I started
out by doing this like Harry Kerry I
don't know if you how big our fans
>> SNL
>> SNL great. So Wolf Frell will did this
impression of Harry Kerry who was like
this Cubs announcer.
>> Um and I would do that and I eventually
got this big glasses and the Cubs were
so bad in like the '9s that like he just
became an icon. It was like also on like
TV, national like TV like WGN was the
>> unique voice, a very unique song.
>> So Will Frell really did this in a
couple. So, I would just go up there and
just forgive me because it's gonna be
loud. Be like, "Hey, who wants to get
crazy? Come on. Hey, if you were a hot
dog and you were starving, would you eat
yourself?" I know I would. [laughter]
I'd be delicious.
>> Smother myself a brow mustard and
relish. [laughter]
>> Hey, so
>> Michael, do you know Harry Kerry?
>> Thank you. I'm impressed.
>> Now, we're going to do his real one for
one so far. Appreciate it. You're one
for one.
>> I don't really do impressions, but that
was the thing I did. So, I started doing
this thing and I made up my own wines
walking around the stadium. If I would
sell water, which like everyone's buying
beer at a at a at a baseball game, so
I'd sell water and then it would be like
raining or if it's a hot day, water is
great. But if water is very hard when
it's like a April or May and it's it's
it's like whatever. So, it's like
raining. I'm just like, "Hey, anyone not
discovered beer yet? Anyone pregnant?
Anyone the designated driver?" And like
people would So, it got people's
attention. I would, you know, I would do
that like, hey, people would turn on be
like, "I'm sorry if I scare you. I scare
myself sometimes and like so and people
would like give me money without even
buying stuff, which kind of made me feel
a little dirty, but it was it was great.
People would I like I would like be
memorable. Like I literally
>> I appreciated the reactions that you
were getting."
>> Of course. First of all, it made it more
fun because it's so boring just yelling
like peanuts, you know, uh, ice cream,
whatever you're selling. You like it
makes it fun. And I literally got to
like have this thing and you get bet
also back in the day like when people
paid cash for things you'd actually like
get tips. So like and Jews are always
like people tip like Chachi BT is right
on that one. But uh you know like a a
bag of peanuts was 325 so you get four
bucks and people say keep the tip. 75
cents doesn't mean a lot to you but like
100 people do that you make $75 in tips.
So that was some fast math I know.
>> Very good.
>> But uh
>> so that was really important. So you'd
establish the connection and like
whatever like so that was really one of
the things that that really that was
like that was from my like when I was 16
years old in high school I did like 40
games a season because you do like maybe
uh miss a little Friday school cuz cubs
would play day daytime on Fridays.
>> They play the most day games for any
team in a league.
>> Yeah. And so it used to it's like a
really like you see like Ferris Buer
right in the movies like going to a game
in the middle of the day and that like
would happen a bunch. So Friday they
would play day games and um yeah so I
did that for like seven seasons. Um, and
then
I when I was in YU,
um, my first year of YU, like, uh, I
20,000, this is 2008,
um, so a while ago, some friends of mine
were doing a fundraiser for like a like
a new talent show, new talent thing for
like Camp Hask, and they said, "Let's do
like an open mic night." And that was
the first time I ever did. It was like
November 2008 was the first time I ever
did it. And it did okay. Not not great.
You did standup.
>> Did standup. That was the first time I
ever did that. I didn't do a B costume
yet. I wasn't ready for that. Um,
actually,
>> how old were you at the time?
>> I was not 19.
>> Okay. So, you were like in in YU for
anything.
>> My I was in YU for, you know,
>> your first year. I don't know. Like, you
know. Yeah. First year of college. I
mean, but you get a year's credit for
going to Israel. So, I went to Israel
for the year. I went to uh yeshiva in
the middle of nowhere. I went to Shalim.
It was like so like and actually that
year in Uranian there was like an
off-the-wall comedy club which I didn't
do it at the time but it would have been
helpful to have that like outlet to like
go and just I didn't it wasn't a thing
to think of and I think at one random
like Shabas meal was at my year in
Israel. We went to a guy's house who
there was a guy who we were like me and
a couple friends were we were friends
with this guy in like second grade and
then he made aliyah and then we were
back in Israel for the year and we're
like hey like somebody knew him. and
we're like, "Hey, let's go to this guy's
house for Shabas." Cuz we were like good
friends with him in second grade. This
is I don't know 15 years later. And then
uh he did not remember us, but we still
>> surprised but we're like well he was
like a form in the book. This is
whatever like this is his thing and he
did not know really much. He didn't
really remember us too well. But there
was this couple. So I hopefully tried to
like salvage the shabas by like you know
like holding cord at the Friday night
meal and like this like couple that was
like British was like oh you're so funny
and whatever and that may have like
planted the seed in my head. Not that
like I I I always had a sense of humor.
I watched the Simpsons. I watched
Seinfeld. I watched way too much TV that
I shouldn't have been watching. And uh
that's like very formative for my kind
of sense of humor and who I am. So and
then so it come to this YU thing in
November of 2008 um friends were like
hey let's get up on stage. Like if
you're not like the the biggest fear at
the moment is public speaking. If you're
not scared of public speaking like you
can get over that hurdle then okay do I
know how to tell a joke? Yes. Do I know
whatever? So like yeah you have I I was
very nervous and these are things that
and I did like I said I did okay.
Happened to be Alex Edelman who is very
famous now. He was it was they opened it
up to more just just YU people but he
actually I think he won the contest
naturally makes sense. um that year and
then the next year they had it. I
actually won it myself. And then the
third year I should have won it, but I
won the popular vote. And um you
>> should have won it. [laughter] You won.
>> Telling you it was a win politics. Way
better.
>> Well, just do what Donald Trump says.
Just I did win. Just deny that you ever
lost and we'll all those mail in ballots
later. It came in through the post
office and whatever. The truth is after
that first YU thing in 2008 um either in
2009 or like in March of 2009 or 2010 I
forget because my it's very hard to
remember anything uh that I was doing a
show at Standup New York which was on
the Upper West Side at the time and
there was a fundraiser for like Stay
Rote like you know they had a comedy for
State Road and it was the first time
>> Stay Road
>> what Stay Rote is a city on the border
in Israel near the Gaza border of Israel
that gets a lot of rocket
rocket attacks. Okay. Um, pre-occtober
7th. Like for years they were just they
were the ones that like always like red
alert and it's like a border village. So
they were
>> they like border town on on the on the
envelope and they were very much like
they have like 30 seconds or less to
like get into a shelter. So it was
always like a big Yeah. big uh Yes.
Yeah. So they had like a fundraiser for
this thing. So I was signed up for this
to do this at this regular club on the
upper west side. I thought it was going
to be an all like Jewish crowd. So I
planned on that. But there was still
still a comedy club. People could just
buy tickets. So there were, you know, I
was the last person to go and I got up
there and there was this woman in the
front row who like wasn't laughing the
whole night. And my friend's like, "You
should call her out." And I got up there
and I said, "I know what you're
thinking. Another Jewish comedian. I'm
sure you're so sick of us." And I asked
this woman in the front row. I'm like,
"So, where are you from?" And she's
like, "Great."
>> Oh, boy.
>> All right then. And I And now now that
I'm much more like experienced, I would
have been like, "Oh, it makes sense you
weren't laughing." I would have said
that then. I mean, I think my first time
on stage, but the but Alio Anavvi was in
the form of this woman because because I
got this huge booming laugh from my just
like honest reaction of just like
>> Germany. Like that's the best thing she
could.
>> You could have scripted that, right? If
she was,
>> you know, that Germany today is Israel's
like number one ally.
>> Yeah. Because they're doing a kapara.
But like, but they actually did chuva as
opposed to like England and France were
like, "No, they were doing the heavy
lifting. We didn't do anything wrong."
And England's like, "We've always hated
Jews just secretly." And you know,
Germany is Yeah, Germany did did real
chuva. And actually, I think that's why,
but that's a whole another podcast. Um,
so anyways, this the fact that I got
this laugh right there was was the
thing. And then when I started was This
is a really long answer to your simple
question, but you asked the whole story.
Um, and then so once I was in YU, they
would do in New York, they have these
things called like bringer shows. I mean
they have in every other place but New
York has a lot of comedy clubs. So
basically you know most of the lineups
and and clubs are like okay you have
like featured comedians that you've
heard of but sometimes they have like an
up like a Monday or Tuesday night which
nobody is usually coming. So what they
do is they get people who are either
taking comedy classes or people who just
want stage time and try on stage. So
they say it's called a bringer show. So
you have to bring x number of people to
the club and you'll get time on stage.
So, I did a bunch of those when I was on
when I was in YU. I did like I don't
know once every couple months and it was
like a good like writing assignment to
like make me be like, "Okay, shoot. I
got to get up there and have stuff to
say." Um, so
>> at this point, you're doing this like as
a hobby or are you really thinking about
trying to like, you know, really start
crafting this career as a community? Are
you thinking about that yet?
>> I think now you're just toying with it,
you know? I think most people I think
it's a very new idea and I mean I mean
Seinfeld would certainly say this but
like you know for him it's like it
wasn't a career option. It was just like
I don't know this is what you do. This
is what you're good at. This is what you
want to do. So it happened to be I mean
like you know now we're in a stage where
people are like oh what about Instagram?
Are you like if you said to like our
grandparents be like hey what do you do?
Oh I I just look at the camera and just
like hawk uh you know different products
uh while people while people watch me
shop. They're like, "What? That's a
job?" But like that's like, you know,
what people do.
>> Yeah. Content creators, it's a real
thing,
>> right? Exactly. But like the idea would
be so foreign to any. So for me, you
know, at that time, I'm like, I don't
know. I people say, why do you do
comedy? I'm like, I don't have other
skills. I don't know. Like, so I was
doing this thing a little bit and then I
started realizing, okay, Jewish humor a
is such a fertile ground of material.
There's so much stuff. There's so much
to talk about. I I object to the make
fun of part partly because I don't think
I'm making fun of. I think I'm like it's
like in on the joke. You know what I
mean? Like making
>> finding the humor in things.
>> Yeah. Which I think is very different
than making fun of like like all these
classic comedians who are just like
anti-religious who are just like, you
know what's stupid? Judaism. I can't
believe you do that.
>> Almost like they're spiteful a little
bit. They have an agenda.
>> Yes. They're very much like, oh, I have
this unresolved trauma. And I'm like,
"No, I'm from this is funny because I'm
from, right, and I'm currently doing
this. I believe in this fully,
>> but it's still funny."
>> And it's okay to laugh at yourself a
little bit, you know?
>> And I think I think that's also the
world has plenty of serious Jews, right,
>> that are super serious all the time. Um,
litox. And we we have very like Yeah.
Amen.
>> Yeah. We just have that they just have
this like, you know, it's lol. We can't
uh joke. and uh [laughter] like l passed
but like it's going to be lol soon uh
you know they always have this like time
thing so and that's so in terms of like
what the angle I'm coming from and what
I I didn't thought hey this is a career
option I just started doing this more
and more I think being able to say yes
to things I think is a really good idea
to just say opportunities like you know
I even getting on this podcast or
something like that like I I see people
on podcast I'm like I would love to just
be like do you want to make your own
podcast I'm like no I would love to be a
podcast guest,
>> like a serial guest on.
>> Correct. I think that's a very necessary
thing because sometimes you're just
like, well, it's a slow news day. All
right, what do we got? Uh, para's uh
about Tazria Mitsora and all right,
let's get Ellie Liwood on. Let's, you
know, so um to be able to kibbitz and
things like that is is really uh a fun a
fun thing. And I think um for myself in
terms of like what I'm I don't know. I'm
answering your question very Did you
have that first moment that was like a
gig? It was a real gig and it was like,
you know, you were expecting a larger
audience and like you were excited like
when did you feel like this was like my
first
>> What do you find as a larger audience?
Maybe.
>> I forget about the audience side, but
for you it was a big deal like you were
preparing for it. Like what was your
first moment?
>> I think everything I think everything
builds and then you like it's like
school where every year of school feels
hard and then you pass it and then it's
not as hard. They're like, "Oh, like I
mean, like, oh, this seemed hard." And
then you're like, or driving when you
first learn how to drive, you're like,
"This is really hard." And then you pass
the challenge. So, you keep leveling up
with how you are. This is going to be
really from for a second, but like
Miktav Nelu says about like that's how
you are with like challenge like we're
like Mosha hits a rock and like he's
he's in trouble. Like he gets a vera for
that, right? But like that wouldn't
happen to us because his threshold of
like of like how good you are of a
person. So like hey we don't have this
temptation to like to hurt someone
hopefully. So like what's our challenge?
Oh are you going to go to Marv [snorts]
or not? Are you going to do this? So
like every
>> Let me rephrase the question for a
second. When did you feel like you made
it? Meaning like when is like oh my god
I still don't. It's imposter syndrome.
But uh
>> was there a gig?
>> When did you start getting recognized?
Like you started getting people in the
street that you know know who you are
>> you know. Was that turning point for
you?
>> No. I I get I don't know if there was a
a moment like that. I think it's just I
mean the sketch is definitely you know
like three and a half years ago. I I I
started doing comedy full-time u 2023
which is about three years three and a
half years ago at the beginning I was
working uh I I had a day job for many
years. Um I said I worked at B&H for
many years because I needed more
material and uh
>> You actually work for B&H?
>> Yeah.
>> Oh wow.
>> I have better jokes than that.
>> Hold on a second. What was your career
when you were
>> I didn't have one.
>> No. When you went to YU, what were you?
>> I was a psychology major.
>> Liberal arts, business administration,
Middle Eastern studies, you know, like
you know,
>> you bring up B&H, just like a little bit
comedy side to this, but it is a very
funny story that's very famous. Maybe
you've heard us before that, you know,
they have buses that they drive people
in from Williamsburg and Burough Park,
right? They have a lot of employees
coming from these
>> from these places. So there was a bus
going from Williamsburg to B&H Manhattan
and it was crossing over the bridge the
Manhattan Bridge and apparently the bus
driver was see the chello right there
was a yellow naturally yellow school bus
and he was like speaking a little bit
and he got pulled over
>> and the driver calmly pulls his bus over
to the side parks it puts his hazards
you know lights on
>> gets up takes his hat and jacket from
the top puts it on and goes and sits
down into the seat and the cop gets on
to the bus and he's looking as a empty
driver's seat. He's like, "Uh, who's the
driver?" Everybody's quiet. And they all
look exactly the same. You have like a
row a sea of people wearing the same
hat, same garment, everything. And no
one gave him up. And he said, "Look, if
if you guys don't divulge who the
drivers, I'm impounding this whole bus,
and you're all coming in." And they kept
they kept quiet. Like nobody said, they
were not going to give up one of their
own. And I guess the cop appreciated a
little bit. Like it was a nice sentiment
to it. You know, it was pretty funny as
well. And uh they called the owner, you
know, got involved and you know, he
rectified the situation, but it was a
pretty famous story like made his way
around. Surprised I never heard that.
>> I like that. I think of I'm thinking of
this story of like the person I don't
know if it's a joke, whatever. Person
like taking a college like final or
something in a big like lecture hall and
then like the guy's like, "All right,
time's up." He's collecting all the
papers and whatever. Time's up, times
up. And the guy keeps whatever. And then
all he's like, okay, the guy's like,
"Come on, I have to take your thing."
And he's like, "Do you know who I And
he's like, "No, I don't know who you are
cuz huge class like I don't know who you
are.
>> I don't care who you are.
>> I don't care who you are." Okay, fine.
And then he the student like stuffs his
paper in the middle of the pile and you
know who this is. Um
>> the show Suits. You ever watch the show
Suits?
>> Yeah.
>> That's it's from there. It's in there as
well. That's one of the first episodes.
>> Oh, good call. Right. But the thing but
see that's but that's a story. That's a
that's like hey let's take this famous
joke or famous like the same thing with
Robin Williams. I mean, Robert Williams
in his has in his stand up a whole thing
and that it was a joke that I heard on
the West Wing years ago. I don't want to
out Robin Williams in his memory, but
the joke of he said, "I was doing a talk
show in Germany and they said, "Oh, Mr.
Williams, how do you come you think
there's no like comedy in Germany
anymore?" And he's like, "You ever think
you killed all the funny people?"
[laughter]
Fantastic.
>> Robert Williams was in a class of his
own.
>> Yeah.
>> He was a comedic genius. He never had to
prepare. He would just get up on stage
and just start talking and and he was
just
>> he was insanely funny. It was
unbelievable.
>> And I just saw this. I literally saw
this a couple days ago. This is so
funny. You bring up Brahma Williams and
it had a picture of like different fun
Dana
>> um Carvey was on there. Um no, I'm sorry
not Farley. Um what's Chris Farley was
on there. Robert Williams and you see
them like smiling like laughing and it
says this is the face of depression. And
it had like different way to bring the
room down, man.
>> I'm sorry, but there's there's something
to be said that, you know, comedians
tend to have a dark side to them.
>> You were the first person to say that,
>> right? So, you know, we got to talk
about that.
>> Just interesting.
>> Let's uh get right into it.
>> Yeah, but what he wasn't expecting this
like
>> that's this [laughter] is the kind of
conversation I enjoy.
>> We're going to turn this into a therapy
session in a minute.
>> This is not even a joke. When we go when
I at least when I go into a comedy club,
I mean, they're all hanging out at the
bar and drinking. I would say 90% of the
comedians are are are doing something
other than comedy that requires a shot
glass or a spoon and they're busy with
it. So, um I am curious about this topic
actually like it seems like uh being a
comedian is hard to make a career out of
it and that's where I was heading in
terms of your background understanding.
So, you finished
>> how do you afford all the drugs?
[laughter]
>> That's what
>> that's essentially the question. But you
finished YU, you went to work for B&H
and then you made a
>> No, I I had other stops along the way.
>> What did you do?
>> I worked at the OU.
>> Okay. which uh yeah people it's more
than just cautious boring
>> should be their official motto.
>> What did you do?
>> I worked in the marketing department.
>> Okay. And then
>> marketing for a couple years. Um and
then I one point I was I was thinking of
going to teaching for a bit but that was
before the U and then I remembered how I
treated my teachers and uh so I did some
assistant teaching for while people were
on maternity leave. So like
>> a substit Yeah. substitute which is just
the worst.
>> I wouldn't wish on Sakapara for sure. Uh
I did that for about six weeks teaching
math for middle school and like um but I
did also was an assistant teacher in
Mariah and Anglewood for somebody again
while they were on leave and uh I was
for like like Jewish studies and stuff
like that.
>> Nothing nothing crazy. It doesn't sound
like anything notable. It sounds like uh
comedy is always where it was headed. I
again I didn't have a this is where
you're going to the the deep dark uh
whatever. I didn't have like a you know
guiding post of like oh this is what
like when people like go into the family
business or whatever. I mean I don't
know your background but I can tell
you're you know your family got a lot of
family pressure. Uh
>> I am not in my family business
whatsoever.
>> What's your family business?
>> But he's not healthare family pressure.
That's
>> my father drove a truck. He drove a bus.
Uh he was the B&H guy.
>> He worked construction for for a while.
So, I took a very opposite uh approach.
>> But you but you I'm a desk guy. But you
did the opp you very much were like,
"Oh, I got to not be on the road all the
time." I don't know. I'm therapizing
you.
>> Yeah. I'm not sure. I'm not sure if I
ever strategically thought about that.
But
>> I'm saying I'm saying subconsciously
people either be like, I'm going to be
what my family does or I'm not going to
be. When I was younger, I do know that I
was already headed in healthcare because
I had a lot of people in my neighborhood
that were in the healthcare industry and
just I was just drawn to it from a very
like I always had my mindset that's what
I was going to do.
>> Like are Jews in healthcare? I mean, you
believe that?
>> Yeah. Well, comedians are dark and
disturbed. [laughter]
>> Um, no. So, for me, I didn't have a I
So, this is also like who's going into
comedy. I'm like, I don't know. I didn't
have like a you know, guidance.
>> Trailblazers that set the stage. I mean,
you don't have a big uh choice. on
Golden Modi back in the day and like
>> maybe Jackie Mason maybe a little bit
you could put there but
>> that's not even but I'm saying but for
my generation meaning like I've like
worked on pesock programs like as a like
a counselor and like I remember seeing
Elon and Modi like both on you know on
these and
>> and they never became super successful
like even Mod Elon I mean they're you
know respectable
you're right doing the Beacon and Radio
City is not you know
>> they're pretty sure they had their
moment
>> Elon Gold's doing the beacon in December
and Modi did radio city that's
>> none of them became wealthy from I don't
think any of them made like a
>> I don't think you're right. They're
they're actually very successful.
>> You're right. It is not the cash advance
industry. You are correct
>> by any means. And I'm talking about your
Wait, hold on. Is that your gauge
>> in life? That's my gauge. What do you
mean? That's always the barometer is how
you monetize on it is how effective you
are. That's the world. You're saying
becoming wealthy as success. And I'm
saying I I was saying to somebody I was
saying to other comedians like people
like, "Oh, I just want to be like really
like famous on Instagram and all that
stuff." And I'm like, or do you want to
be remembered? You know, I mean, like
Transformers 3 made a billion dollars.
Shaw Shake Redemption, you can fact
check this later, but Shaw Shake
Redemption, I don't know, was like 26
million or something. Like, which one's
a better movie?
>> It made 26 million or
>> Shake Redemption was a bomb in the movie
theater
>> originally.
>> Yes.
>> What?
>> I know.
And now it's probably ranked number one
when you
exactly. And which one made more money?
>> But it's eventually started making
money.
>> Oh, what? TNT? No, Red Dead Redemption
will pale in comparison to the domestic
output or whatever the box office the
gross of Transformers 3 which probably
made a billion dollars worldwide.
>> Yeah, but it made money quicker, right?
But Sorcer Redemption over time.
>> I don't know if it did. I don't know if
it did. Of course. What? You think it
makes a ton of money on TNT with 4hour
commercial?
>> Have a lot of ways how they monetize
movies.
>> I'm telling you my But either way,
you're you're the semantics are there.
I'm just saying that uh commercial
success to me is not ne is not the beall
end all and you said make money.
>> I I could agree with you that your drive
isn't always going to be just for the
money part like those passion behind it.
You want to be remember the fact remains
that the general success will be
outlined. Usually the money follows.
>> This is called none of your business
where we talk about how to not succeed
in this. [laughter]
By the way,
>> grossed $727,000
their opening weekend.
>> Yeah, but it was also like, you know, 40
years ago when the movie came out. 199.
Hold on. It was 32 years ago. 32 years
ago. Okay, fine. Adjusting for
inflation. $727,000
even in the '9s, right? Not a lot. And
I'm a child of the '9s. That is a bomb.
>> Very much a bomb. But I would IMDb. It's
probably ranked number one close to it
on there
>> and everybody's seen it
>> and but that's my point and you're
saying but if you're doing dollar for
dollar Transformers 3 is wildly more
successful.
>> No, it's not what I'm saying. I you keep
contorting what I'm saying. I'm saying
is that I agree with you that it got off
to a slow start but at some point it did
once it got that credibility and once
people started realizing, wow, it's a
really good movie, it started picking up
and eventually it started making money
from it. So at
>> money I'm saying but I'm saying money
I'm saying money and a good and good
product are completely different things.
I
>> I think I have a question for you Ellie
based on this topic. Okay.
>> How are you going to define success in
your industry?
>> That's a wonderful question. I think if
I keep making things that are funny that
um will things that are funny plus
things that are remembered. the fact
that you can go through a YNive or like
a job interview right now and most
people when they talk about a job
interview and taking explaining the YUNT
calendar to your non-Jewish boss um you
have to go through the entire calendar
people are saying hey we watched this
video that you did with Elon Gold and
Ammy Kak and Mikey Greenblat
>> I've seen it
>> I'm saying if you've seen it we have
made a mark on the zeitgeist of the
modern an orthodox world and already I'm
successful in that. My point is Azoir
[laughter]
that's uh Hebrew for no
>> Ellie you're a super super talented guy.
I actually uh met Ellie for the first
time at a PES program uh just last year
actually.
>> Yeah.
>> And uh I've seen stuff from you prior to
that. So I kind of knew you a little
bit.
>> Yeah. I didn't get to know you
personally, you know, so I got a chance
to get to know you over Pesak. But he's
just, you know, naturally funny, but
especially when you give him a chance to
prepare and put something together like
that show that you did for hundreds of
people
>> and no mic by the way cuz it was first
days and it was very hard, very
challenging what you uh but it was like
the room was consistently laughing and I
I had a great time. I really enjoyed it.
I think that there's a lot of merit to
it, but you got to think bigger because
the more it's not just about the money.
It's not really what just measure
success only money. Money is a great
conduit to keep evolving, allowing you
to do bigger and better things. You have
a bigger stage now, more resources to
add more props and to incorporate more
people. And I think that we haven't had
that in the Jewish world. Like we
haven't haven't like there's no Jewish
SNL, right? I would love I would love if
there is You're a type of guy that could
take us into that next phase. Someone's
just got to think big and and and put
the muscle behind it.
>> No, you need like a uh you know, you
need an investor to say, I want to see
the I wish Robert Craft instead of
spending $8 million on an anti-semitism
commercial, the blue square that's like
super not helping fight anti something
like I think. No, that's how much a
commercial this past year costs. Um, I
would love to just do a be like, I
please give me a quarter of that money.
I will make a production of funny Jewish
content that's prideful, full of Jew,
Jewish pride that will touch on
anti-semitism surely because it's a huge
part of our existence.
>> Unfortunately, all comedy has political
infused in it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm
saying but like anyway like yes I wish
there was a way be like what I think
what what we bring the table with with
the J sketch stuff that we do is that
we're like touching on these things that
really haven't been done before in a lot
a lot of ways from a modern orthodox for
gashivish from a from perspective. It's
always like shows are always like my
grandmother's kosher or like a diamond
dealer in you know in the 47th street
and it's like always like an SVU or
something shady. You know what I mean?
So it's never but there's never really
like somebody who's like hey I have to
take off these holidays and like in a
non
>> like I call it like milktoast Judaism
non like cringey way.
>> Yeah.
>> So I would
>> and I think it would be good for our
image. I think it would be good for you
know others to see the Jewish side like
the fun parts right. And yeah like you
know I think it would be good branding.
it would be like, you know, uh in a
world today when we're not viewed, you
know, so favorably. Um I think that this
could be an element that could we could
use a little bit of an upgrade here,
>> right? But what I want to I want to push
back on the sense that the same thing
with like what do you you know, think
about money. Yes. Think about you want
to be commercially successful. Sure. And
that's not I'm not saying like yes, do
bad work and like not get paid and stuff
like that. I'm saying that like you have
to write and create with it a very
internal uh clear conscience of what
you're doing and a clear I want to say
moral or like even a internal sense of
humor that I'm like I know when I was
swimming and thinking of this be sketch
I was thinking to myself this all I had
in my head was what if we did we didn't
we haven't done a circus sketch yet I
said what if we did circus from the
perspective of bees and I said we dress
up in costumes and we just talk on a
bench and that was it. And I'm like,
this if the concept makes me laugh, it's
funny. But I knew and all I had was the
one line of saying something like, you
know what I like to do? I like to like
hang around by like the firm cousin who
won't kill you cuz it's like that was
all I had. That's that one line is in my
head. And then the rest I knew we could
we could always make work. But you have
to you have to keep the audience in
mind, but you don't but you still need
to have your internal north star be
accurate. And you can't write for the
audience fully. You can't write for hey
this is going to dispel anti-semitism. I
don't know anti-semitism.
>> You also have another limitation that
you have to be sort of careful tow the
line by how far you could take you know
you can't blur the lines with you know
distasteful things or vulgar language
like a lot of comedians like they rely
on that that is a part of their act.
You're in a position where it's you're
sort of handicapped a little bit that
you got to be safe. You got to be
conservative with your with your humor.
How do you get by that challenge?
>> But I think it's also like that's the
kind of [snorts]
like it's self-fulfilling. That's the
kind of stuff I do anyway. So meaning
like if I was a dirty comedian, it
wouldn't be authentic. It wouldn't if I
told a dirty joke, it would be
surprising, sure, and it would be
shocking. But if I like did a whole act
about, you know, dirty stuff, I wouldn't
be me. Like so like I I'm saying yes I
have this limitation certain things I'm
like yes I wish I could say that or
whatever yes this would be easier to say
if I had this any controversial topic
like it's hard to cover you know you got
to be
>> yeah I think I think a certain point
like there's a
>> have you done anything controversial
have you done anything everything's
controversial
>> anything come to mind that you remember
like we did a restaurant sketch that was
hilarious about going to a bringing
non-Jewish people to a kosher restaurant
for the first time and we' filmed it at
Mr. Broadway and they were excellent.
We're not trying our best.
>> That's a great topic. I love that.
>> Yeah. So, you should watch our work. Uh
>> I've seen stuff
zinger over here. I'm joking. As if I
have
>> It's a defense mechanism. I My
childhood. [clears throat] Um I'm saying
we have we had a great sketch of
bringing somebody to a non-cos
restaurant for the first time. And we
did it for an organization called Mayor
Panium, which does um soup kitchens in
Israel. But they've designed these soup
kitchens to be like restaurants so that
they're not it doesn't feel like sodaka
and you have a little bit more dignity.
So I said, "Oh, this is an excellent
jumping off point because we just do it
like a consultant is trying to like, oh,
we heard we want a map at like a real we
want the real kosher restaurant
experience and then the entire thing
happens and like maybe let's try it
after a non- kosher restaurant, you So
coach restaurant like there the happy
birthday every 5 seconds with the
sparklers and the the menu that's like
literally a dictionary but at the at
that sketch we're like oh we have to
show the mash
and
>> he's got to make an appearance
>> and not just an appearance like he's the
star of the video and Ammy Kak with
several pillows and a very dirty shirt
is making but it's just and Ammy does an
excellent job like in terms of the
editing you know of of really like like
setting that up perfectly where He and
he just it's just hilarious. But Mushki
probably weren't very happy and they
would says, you know, we posted the
video and somebody's like, "Oh, this
isn't fun. This isn't funny or
accurate." And I said, "It's at least
one of them." And [laughter]
like like you, you know, Mike Bigigley
has a has a whole special called Thank
God for Jokes. And like the end of the
day, jokes have to be about something.
Yeah. Like when you say, "Oh, you got to
be careful with controversy and
whatever." Have you met Jews? I mean,
everything is controversial. Everybody,
as I said, there was enough serious Jews
out there where everything even that's
what I was saying when he said make fun
of like I had a joke about Noah and
something like oh like I said something
about oh the story Noah you plants the
vineyard after the after the mobble and
he gets drunk and he gets really you
know drunk and I said you know it's so
crazy the story of a six-year-old man
build a builds a boat and is on this
boat with his whole family and all these
animals for an entire year and the most
unbelievable part to me is that it took
him a whole year to start drinking And
somebody said to me like in passing like
on Friday, they're like, "Oh, don't
don't be one of the late sonore." And
I'm just like that like really hit me
hard because I'm just like first of all,
well, good shabus to you. But also, this
was like really in my core cuz I'm like,
>> rabbis, I've told that joke initially at
an OU event years ago at the holiday
thing and they loved it.
>> Of course they loved. And that guy's
just a hater, by the way. You're always
going to have that.
>> But he's not just a hater. He's No, it's
not that. is that people have a level of
like here's what you can joke about
here's what you can't joke about
>> that's subjective and you know correct
correct you go with whatever you want to
do and people will listen and the market
will tell you if you're doing a good job
or not and that's it
>> yeah I think Kareem will rise to the top
and I think if you do things and again I
also have a little bit more leeway I
think because again if the same thing
having a take on Israel right if you're
an anti-Israel person and you're going
to start like talking about I'm sorry
you don't get to I said it's like
somebody who doesn't really have an
experience with Israel and they start
talking about Israel, you don't get to
like they they say as a Jew, it's kind
of like if you're somebody it's not it's
like somebody who like worked at
McDonald's and was like as a chef and
like you [snorts] don't really get to
have the full insight. So, as somebody
who lives in the Jewish community, who
deals with anti-semitism every day from
Twitter and people yelling at me and and
calling me all sorts of names and
getting into the trenches with this
stuff, Yeah.
>> comedy and otherwise. Um,
>> Ellie, something I want to ask you about
that I've noticed and I'm curious about
it and I want to use another person as
an example first. I'm sure you've heard
him. Everybody's pretty much heard of
him at some point. I don't know how much
material people have heard from him,
some more than others. Yankl Miller,
very very famous uh comedian. Botan, you
know, he had different styles of, you
know, what he did. Uh, I've seen him in
person a couple of times, but something
that people recognized about him was
that he wasn't just funny. He was also,
some say a genius. Like, he had a very
high IQ and a very learned fellow. Like,
a lot of times his jokes got into
territory that some people didn't even
understand because he was like putting
information out there that was at a very
high level.
>> He was talking about Israeli prime
ministers for a while. So, you know,
>> he was talking about what?
>> Israeli prime ministers. Now, it
certainly wasn't talked about Israeli
prime ministers, not Yanka Miller, but
you know, he has a lot of classics and a
lot of things that people still quote
till today. And uh he certainly made a
mark, right? He definitely left an
impression on the Jewish communities
abroad. Um and he was just, you know,
somebody that was very very notable, but
he was a learned man, a
some would say, like he really knew a
lot of learning. And you I also noticed
infuse in your jokes a lot of things
where like you're just you know you're
saying the virus in a sense right you're
going back in time and history and
you're bringing a lot of that stuff out
you know and that's how you're coming up
with these jokes. So you got to have
that baseline that fundamental first and
you seem to have a lot of that more than
just the mainstream person. So I'm
curious like how do you come up with the
material like do you study for these
things or just youaker like how did this
how did this happen? Exactly. you know,
but you definitely aren't just spewing
jokes. Like, you have a broader
knowledge. You have a more well-rounded
knowledge in a lot of topics.
>> Thank you. I appreciate that. Um, I'll
tell all my teachers. Uh, I I think
there I think at the end of the day,
jokes have to be not just about
something, but like what are you really
saying here is a little bit like we on a
superficial level, we take like, okay,
this is a joke, whatever. Like I'll give
my favorite Jewish joke is from
comedian, this guy named Mike Kaplan
who's phenomenal and he has the best
Jewish joke I've ever heard and he said
>> this is the best joke
>> in my opinion.
>> Wow, Michael, this is uh
>> I didn't want to overdo it. Breaking
news here. He said
>> it's a little bit better than the uh the
42 joke, but uh [laughter]
>> thanks.
>> Okay.
>> No, I said this is my favorite Jew this
is my favorite Jewish joke. That's all
I'll say
>> is somebody he says somebody came up to
me and wished me a happy Easter. And I
said, "Actually, I'm Jewish and we don't
believe in happiness. [laughter]
Pass the test."
>> Yes, that is funny.
>> I said, "Every rabbi should tell that
joke at every, you know, yont or
something like that or
>> it's not it's not remotely true." Like
somebody who hears that, you know,
Jewish like perspective might be like,
"What Jew?" We actually are very
>> Yeah. Don't you don't have to you don't
have to HR it.
>> But I understand I understand what
you're saying. It's funny. to the
anti-semizing, we are actually very
funny people. Like we [laughter] are
very happy people,
>> right?
>> No, it's it's it's so first of all, it
just has so many elements. A it's short.
>> It's short. Nothing like somebody come
up to you after condition and says, "I
have this three-minute joke for you."
And you're like, "Hold on. I have to go
to the bathroom." And but it's a short
joke.
>> It's quick and effective.
>> It's so surprising. You don't know. You
think you know where it's going. You
don't know where it's going. And it's
just it's really one of my f ever since
I I friends with the comedian I tell
them I'm like you have every you I love
this joke of yours everybody says this
and um but I think there's so much there
in that it's like saying oh yeah by the
way Jews tend to be negative a lot or
have you not read the Torah you know I
mean that's what I'm saying like there
is a yes there is a lot of like
backstory of like I that's that's why
it's relatable like especially with
history like right now we're just like
going through everyone's like all these
like people are out there this is So
crazy what times we're living in. You're
like, "No, it was just on pause for 70
years." Like, did you think? And the and
the and the like anti-semites or or
people that are, let's say, anti-Israel
who are not necessarily anti-semitic,
but they're just happen to be
misinformed. They'll be like, "Oh, well,
Jews look look at these Jewish people
that are protesting against Israel." And
you're like, "Oh, you're right. Jews
have never uh fought against each other,
>> right?
>> Or gone against or gone against their
best interests,
>> right? Oh, have you not read the entire
book basically about that?
So, like there is Yeah, there is a level
of like Yeah, I just I think I'm more of
like a trivia person that like trivia is
my thing. He was telling me like we're
talking about before like word games
like I'm a taboo Jeopardy whatever. I
like having a a massive knowledge of
different trying to be pretty
well-rounded except for like how to fix
stuff in my house. I try to be really,
you know, well informed just because I
just picked it up. So like I'm very big
into trivia.
>> I notic that about you. It seems like
but so I think in terms of like let's
say the Torah my favorite thing is to
describe the Torah to be like modern
examples or Torah or Tanakh or things
like that because we are Jew the Jewish
people. So how were we Jewish people
like then? How are we like now? Again
the very first J sketch that we came up
with I I said to Ammy and Mikey I said I
have this idea. I don't know how to do
it. But I said, "What if Esther from the
Perm story, Esther supposed, you know,
Morai tells Esther, you're not don't
tell anyone you're Jewish." And I said,
"What if Esther is basically like Fran
Dresser from The Nanny?" Like just like
the most over-the-top clearly Jewish
person. That was the only That's the
entire elevator pitch to me of just you
have this one line and that's how you do
it. And I think there's so much wealth
of material. And again, I hate to say
people are like, "Well, that's to say
wealth and material from Tanakh." But
I'm like, there's so much stuff behind
the scenes that we don't talk about that
I'm like, "Oh, this is great." And like
you have such there's such an ability
here to be like, "Oh, we just take that
for granted." Like I don't know, Ken and
He like the entire why did Ken really
kill He? There's there's so much like
that you and yes, I understand it's the
Torah and it's sacred and that doesn't
mean I mean feel it's any less sacred.
In fact, I think it's more that like
here's this book that's timeless, you
know, that teaches you all of the these
things about life, about human condition
and and you know, Jonah Platt said
something on his thing of like being
Jewish and he but he wrote on like
Twitter. He wrote like why how come
we're not telling more people about
Judaism or why are we not trying to I'm
like that's not what we're first of all
we wrote a book and it's the next
bestselling book after Harry Potter.
like we wrote we did we told people and
it's a little bit popular or it used to
be. So um but yeah there there's the the
entire Jewish lifestyle there is it is
funny and thank god I have that
perspective of life funny things happen
to everybody and you just have to really
put yourself in the shoes of a comedian
almost and say why where is the funny
here? What is f my my wife we were at a
wedding on on Sunday and literally in
Lakewood and it's like the dessert table
fruit cookies cookies cookies cake
potato cougle at [laughter] the end. I
literally and my wife was like you got
they have potato at the end. So they got
to make a video of it. So I literally
took a video 20 second video of the
whole thing and then I so I just made a
real on it the other day and just said
like video of like nice classical music
with this thing and then all of a sudden
I play like klesmer you know Swedish
music at the potato cook.
>> Yeah, that's pretty funny.
>> Yeah. So everything but funny things
happen to everybody and you just have to
have
>> you have to organize it and then be able
to you know
>> you don't even have to organize it. You
just have to organize it. You just you
got to people are so much in their own
way of what if
that's what com comedy has taught me
like what's the big deal? What's the
what's the risk? What's the real risk?
You get up on stage and nobody laughs.
So what?
>> So what? That sounds pretty scary.
>> Why? So what?
>> It's embarrassing.
>> And then what?
>> That's the ultimate kind of rejection.
>> So, and what? It doesn't go well for
five minutes. Yeah.
>> All bury yourself
>> for what? Five.
>> Have you had that happen where you've
like totally bombed and like
>> the whole thing went bad?
>> Yes. And you're not told I did a shovel
while I did a shovel breakfast in Muny.
What do you What do you mean? Like you
think like I mean I'm saying like you
get over it. First of all, at this
point, I have a pretty high batting
average where I'm like, "Okay, if you
know, 90% of my joke, my my sets go well
and I'm like, "Oh, this one didn't go
well because there was a jumbotron
behind me, like, you know, and sometimes
it's not, you know, uh, you know, pace
shows are also very tough. You know,
pace shows again, the fact that I have
experience, I can perform on a Friday
night in front of 600 people without a
microphone is and I have to be an
oscillating fan and be like, "Okay, like
I mean, you weren't there when I did it.
I did it a few years before in Atlanta
at when they used to be in Atlanta, the
the Pesak in the southeast and there was
all these kids around and I said this
joke and I was about to say this joke
and be like, hey, you know what's funny
about SOTA?
Nope, [laughter] not going to do this
joke. And then I told all the adults
later, but you Yeah, you always have the
potential to bomb and every comedian has
done badly because every audience is
different. Yeah.
>> It's not always you. It's sometimes the
setting. you're performing at a fancy
schmancy dinner and they're not there
for you.
>> So
>> sometimes it just doesn't connect, you
know?
>> It just doesn't and everyone's got other
things going on. There's always stuff.
There's just like we're not things. So
but you but I say so what because really
at the end of the day so what you've had
fine you had a really bad night. Great.
Everyone has a bad day. My best day
doing a bad day in comedy, even if it's
really hard, is still, I would say, a
better day than in accounting for me.
You know what? I mean, like I'm just
like I, you know, it's it's it's truly
amazing that like I get to write jokes
that I do you but the thrill of like,
hey, I thought of this during and I'm
going to say it on stage and it makes
people laugh. Like that's that's crazy
that like I have a way
>> kind of an exhilarating feeling like you
know when you're
>> Well, you asked about the drugs. That's
why comedians do drugs. fulfilling. It's
very
>> I think that's why comedians whether or
not it's dark and disturbed uh of like
why they do drugs and get into bad
habits. the comedians the the high of
making an entire room of strangers laugh
and be like oh my god like like also
like just in terms of uh you know just
appreciation people are like so like oh
my god we loved it like you think I can
get that like playing softball like like
you know in terms of
>> there's also a lot of pressure because
you have to maintain that image of being
funny all the time that a lot of times
you're not really in the mood and you
have to act you know people are always
expecting you to be funny so it's going
to be got to be hard to maintain that
you know that image image all all the
time. Who are some of the like big
comedians or even not so big but anybody
that you can you know talk about that
you like their style like you really
appreciate you know not
>> you're saying influences
>> anybody in general. Yeah. It doesn't
have to be Jewish.
>> No saying Gary Gleman who's a really
good comedian who has a lot of very
insightful observational stuff. I mean
Jim Gaffigan has the best bit about
circumcision you'll ever hear which is
topical for the para where he literally
says he's like those challenges in the
Bible take a leap in difficulty. It's
like don't eat this apple. Build me a
boat. Cut off part of your What if I
build you two boats? And it's just
phenomenal. It's just phenomenal bit
about about that. Um so he's great.
Seinfeld obviously I remember watching
Seinfeld's like I'm telling you for the
last time special. Um this you know John
Malany now I said like I said
>> John Maloney is awesome.
>> Yeah.
>> I watched his SNL monologues. He's done
like four or five of them now. Yeah.
>> And everyone is just pure gold.
>> Well it's just And he's also known to
have been struggling with addictions.
Right. And he's the least suspecting
person because he looks like he's
always, you know, very clean image.
>> Did you watch his latest?
>> Yeah, his latest special is [laughter]
rehab.
>> Is it really
>> talk about his rehab?
>> But it was very surprising for people to
learn that, you know, he was struggling
with addiction behind the scenes and he
was also claiming that he was in a very
depressed state of mind all the time,
which was weird because he just looks
like he's just, you know, he has resting
happiness face is what he looks like,
right? And he has like no problems and
he's
>> I have I have resting go by face. Yeah.
Yeah.
>> Yeah. [laughter] He's he was he he his
material is like amazing and his
delivery is second to Naomi Malaney.
Very very funny. Like really really
funny. On that note, I'm wondering can
we do a Jewish version of SNL? Not SNL
but a live audience
>> where it's, you know, once a month or
so, you know, a consistent performance.
You bring people into the room and you
have a sketch and there's there's so
much material that you know I think this
could be a big thing in our community
you know that everybody could enjoy. Why
don't we do something like that?
>> Which community? When you say our
community?
>> Any community anywhere?
>> There are millions of Jews, right, that
I think really would would tune into
something else.
>> First of all, you're talking about
sketches versus standup. Those are
different things. not stand up sketches
like an SNL comedy type of model that we
could do for you know a Jewish audience
that even Andrews can appreciate.
>> I think I think from a production
standpoint that's very hard to do.
>> Sure.
>> I mean we could yeah we could rent the
be costumes and do that but like you
know but
>> but if done well it could be a big thing
and it could be lucrative. You can get
big sponsors. don't think a Jewish
audience for live sketch comedy to me
>> if it's good uh Ellie and I think you're
capable man I think you could put the
crew together
>> why do you need the pressure why do you
need the pressure to make it live
>> what is next for you what are you aiming
to where where are you going from here
so you're doing these shows you're
getting
>> I would love to make I would love to
make a bigger like you know uh either
write a book about the jokes about the
para for at least one as a side thing
and then also like do like a bigger like
the sketches of about Jewish like almost
like Yeudim is like a Hebrew version in
Israel. I know uh in Israel they have
this like this like Jewish sketch they
have sketches about Jewish history. So I
would love to do one from like a from
version of different moments in Tanakh
or in Jewish history whatever or just
from a from perspective of like those
types of things. That's what I would
love to do if I could. I love writing
them and being part of it and and being
in the writer room type of thing. My own
standup I would love to yeah sure hire
me for your gallas because it's really a
awkward and embarrassing and to just be
like hey everybody so the smorg is open
and uh just eat and like you need
because you need some sort of
entertainment. That's why you need these
like you know entertainment. you need
this kind of entertainment because you
can't just have a bunch of room people
in a room sitting there just so now what
do we do and you have to have a couple
awards whatever so I don't know I think
I think my my answer is that I'm not
doing just one thing and I think that's
really helpful I think that's some of
the burnout that people have this why
pickle ball exists is that you you have
you're only do you don't have a side
thing thankfully I turned my which one
was my er which one was my toughel thank
god when I was like still working at my
day jobs at B&H and Oh, you I was still
doing comedy on the side all this and
then it became like whatever. Yeah. My
in-laws been like, "Oh man, we're
worried about the, you know, our
financial situation for our kids." But I
thank God, you know, the world has only
gotten crazier and needed more laughs.
And so there's definitely outlets for
and the the more AI and chat GBT we get,
good comedy, I think, is going to be at
a premium. Yeah. because it's gonna be
it's like flyers, right? I am so happy
when I see a nonAI flyer, right? You can
you recognize an AI flyer at this point?
Like the orange tints, the the same
fonts and you're like AI AI AI. You just
write it off, right? So the real if
there's going to be real comedy of like
about the world
the in the world of times that we're
going to go you know my my in-laws who
live in Israel they like always say to
us they say every time something happens
in America like when when are you going
to when are you going to move to Israel
and I said someone has to be here to
receive your Amazon packages. Okay like
you know there there will the same thing
here that like there has to be as as
crazy as the world gets.
>> I want to throw another idea at you.
What about like a reality uh competition
show, you know? Uh Kevin Hart came out
recently with Last Comic Standing.
>> Yeah.
>> Have you seen it?
>> The funny EF. Yeah.
>> Yeah. Oh, there you go. Yes. What did I
That was a different show.
>> Last comic standing was a a show before
him for years. Yeah.
>> So, you know what I'm talking about.
It's on Netflix, right? It was actually
hilarious. I watched the sound of it.
And you he basically goes around the
country and he looks for undiscovered
talent, people that have been, you know,
trying at it at uh standard comedy and,
you know, they haven't gotten the the
big moment yet. and he tries to see, you
know, and he makes a competition out of
it, right? They're competing against
each other and in the end he picks one
person and they get their own comedy
special, right? And the prize is waiting
>> something like this where you would go
around and you would, you know, uh get
people to come and try them out and you
just you make a [snorts] reality show
out of it and people would tune in and
watch. It would be exciting. Something
like this like why don't we have I think
>> See, to me there's a sketch idea about
that idea.
>> A sketch of that idea.
>> Yes. But that see I'm talking broad.
Let's make some money.
>> Let's do something in pack a broader
audience. They want to tune in. But it's
not just the comedy. It's the
production.
>> I'm going to ask you to fund my my uh
big
>> You got to come up with the ideas first.
I have the ideas and put a business plan
together.
>> I don't have a business plan. I have the
ideas. You is you're the business guy
involved.
>> None of your business.
>> We got to get a marketing team involved.
>> Your business, not none of my business.
>> Getting the money is the easy part.
finding somebody.
>> The ideas are the easy part.
>> Is it really? I think that's the hard
part. I think that's part of
>> this is why you suck a villain's a
thing. Sucker's a villain is guy's like
I hate learning. It's like I love
learning guys like I hate business. I by
the way that's the thing for I'll say
this for but like I I this is again this
is where reading the para comes where I
come up the behind the scenes scenarios.
Yakov's giving all these brahas to his
kids, right? He gives Yehuda this great
braha about uh being the king and
through a thing. Zuvelin is next to go
and when Zulin's listening through the
door just like hoping he gets a good
braha just like Yehuda got a braha and
Yehuda walks out. Zillin walks in and
Zillin said and Yakov says to him,
"Zillin, I want you to know you're going
to be really successful in business.
You're going to be really rich." He's
like, "Yes." Oh yeah. Awesome. I'm gonna
I'm gonna get so many boats. I'm going
to name them all Zoolin. the names of
the ones really going to catch on among
the Jewish people. It didn't. And then
Yakov says, "There's one thing. You're
going to have to support all the col
guys for being so hard." And he's like,
"There's always a catch." So, I'm
thinking that I I would love I would
love nothing more than to come up with
really funny ideas in writing for these
types of things of different Jewish the
Jewish thing is just that's how that's
where my head is at. I can I can come up
with other stuff, but Jewish the Jewish
world is where my head is at for that
those things. And uh you say the
business thing is the easy part. I think
the creative is the easy part.
>> We got to we got to pair you with like a
Lauren Michaels, right? Because you have
the talent to write stuff and to come up
with good ideas. The creativity part,
which you know it takes
people. This is why I'm trying to get
Robert Craft to watch your show.
>> A real team around
>> Robert Craft should watch your show and
say, "Listen, I know what Yeah, Robert
Craft, [panting]
I know you haven't been in the news for
a couple weeks, [gasps] but if you can
fund a way to make anti-semitism go away
through Jewish comedy, that is my pitch
to you." A shark Shark Tank Sharks. All
I need is a dream to do a Jewish comedy
thing. All I need is some potato cougle
after a Lakewood wedding and I will give
you I will invest 6%. [laughter]
>> Love that social arc name by the way.
>> Great show.
>> Of course you're
>> I love your ideas. I have to tell you um
you mentioned earlier about Robert Craft
and and what would you do with it
though? You know I like ideas also.
>> What do you mean do with it?
>> What would you do with that money? Yeah,
we gave you unlimited we just the amount
of blood the amount of production that
takes to like the amount of of
production value meaning like to get
like let's say the restaurant sketch
that we talked about in Mr. way. Hiring
a film crew, hiring editing, hiring
extras.
>> I get it. But would you do like weekly
sketches? Like would you
>> I know or either weekly either probably
more frequent sketch. Weekly might be
tough is listening. So
>> yes. Yes. I'm sure he is. Uh also
Makamore, if you're listening, I'm sorry
you you screwed up. You're out. Uh I
Good luck with that Paris concert next
week. Uh [laughter]
>> is that where you're supposed to
perform?
>> Yeah.
>> Perfect timing, by the way. It's right
right in line.
>> That's why all the all the writing going
on. I posted a thing. And I said, "This
Mackamore Europe show is nuts." Uh cuz
he's literally going next week to to to
Paris.
>> I saw the Mudam sketch of they did with
the Jeopardy
>> Jewish Jeopardy. That was amazing. That
was that was absolutely amazing. I
Something like that can happen on a
weekly basis. I
>> sure you brought together a lot of
people.
>> No, that was so that was Joviani had me
on board for that one as like we pitched
and I said I said I I contributed a
bunch of that but one of the things I
said I said you have to do a David
Bushfkin video. I said that's the video
clue and have a bunch of categories that
are not gonna be read but the funny
sorry they're not going to be like
you're not going to get the questions
you're just going to do what's the
category so that was some of my
contribution but yes something like that
but that's that's a whole that was a
full day production at a studio with
camera we and and we even went like made
podiums out of cardboard boxes and
things like that but that's a real
production and that's what these things
cost to do it well I want it to be we
want it to be not schlocky and whatever
There's the sky's is the limit with
ideas that I don't have the idea
problem. People say to you, "Are you
gonna are you worried you're going to
run out of ideas?" Like, "No." Have you
read the Torah
>> coming up all the time that
>> you could do 10 sketches about Pesak?
Did you see our Pesak program one? Did
you see that one?
>> I don't think so.
>> Oh, especially after the Morocco thing.
It was We did a peso program sketch like
the fire festival. But what if it you
know what the fire festival was?
>> No. Fire Festival was this like big
influencer
festival festival. It was like a scam
basically almost like a scam.
>> Oh yes, I did. I saw it was a
documentary about that. Yeah.
>> So the fire festival you had a
documentary. So we did a documentary of
a pesak program gone arry
>> and it was like oh they said it was
Pesak in Jamaica. We didn't know it was
Jamaica Queens.
>> Yeah.
>> And then from there we did that. So we
did like a sixinute but that was like a
real
>> what does it cost to make an entire day?
That's that's the whole thing because
that depends on how elaborate again
getting bee costumes sitting on a bench
is but but still in terms of like the
editing up until this point you know um
a lot of times you know we don't you
know sometimes we get editors and and
but you know Ammy in addition to a
million talents that he has which I'm
pretty jealous of he does because he
does impressions he does music he does
comedy and he also uh does he's an
amazing editor at this kind of stuff.
So, um,
>> do any of you guys make money from any
of the stuff that you guys are doing
like directly?
>> I wear what
again we've done sponsored that
restaurant sketch was sponsored by mayor
upon him. So, we get sponsored sketches
which I again I would love to do a
sponsor. Hey, these next four sketches
are sponsored by this organization by
the none of your business podcast,
Robert Craft. Uh, if like I would love
to do that.
>> What are other sources of income?
>> I'm a psych major. I didn't go to size
sims. I should have. I know.
>> You know, I'm starting to understand now
from what you start with at the
beginning when we're talking about like,
you know, the barometer of success would
be how much money you're making. And he
was very much pushing back on. I'm
starting to he really really wants to do
this because he really truly enjoys it.
He just needs enough to cover it and
let's get it done. He's not looking to
become rich from this, right? And maybe
maybe there's something here.
>> Boishma.
>> Exactly. And that that'll follow.
>> I said wrong.
>> You said it. Okay.
>> Okay, cool. Uh I
>> make a sketch out of it. No, but I'm
saying but that's what it is and that's
what Seinfeld will say too. Steinfeld's
a billionaire who has commercially yes
is a successful person and made the best
one of the best TV shows of all time
>> will never be recreated againated right
it was not just out of nothing I'm
saying about nothing but again the
driving force of part of Seinfeld's
success in addition to Jerry and Larry
David being the coming of of like the
two minds emerging together and you find
out a lot of it is also Larry David um
because then you see Kerb and you're
like oh this guy's also a genius um is
together but they're like Oh, we made a
show and we didn't get network notes to
say,
uh, you know, do this, make make this
character more attractive. Do this, make
this a subplot. They left them alone
because they thought they were going to
be cancelled. Seinfeld, again,
>> you can look it up. Seinfeld was also
not a commercial success until like
people were barely watching it. They
didn't know it was going to happen. And
and look what happened. So, some of why
I want to push back on this idea of like
give it a chance. There are a bunch of
shows that have stood the test of time.
Arrested Development got cancelled too
early, was ahead of its time. Things
just because everybody doesn't have any
more ideas in the Hollywood industry
other than Marvel movies or everything
is how much money is it going to make?
And I understand with inflation and how
much things cost, you have to think of
the bottom dollar, but that's somebody
that should be someone else's problem.
Make good work. Do what you do. Don't
play to the audience. play to the
audience a little bit, but play to your
internal sense of of work ethic or lack
thereof for me, but play to your
internal sense of of humor of I know
this is funny. I don't really care if
you get on board. This is a really funny
idea because again, for example, the
mood sketch that me and Dovy did, right?
Like initially we're we made it and
we're like, you know, some of the people
were like, "Oh, behind the scenes was
like, can you make it exciting to
Yasmood?" And I was like, "To come to
this event." I was like, "No, we're
going to make a funny sketchbook." One
of the biggest, you know, approvals that
in terms of like once it was out there,
everyone's like, "This is amazing. This
is every teacher we've ever had, either
from the Zionist side or from the like,
you know, Satmerish side or Yeshivish
side. So, if you if you do good work and
you have this thing, the rest will maybe
follow. There's this Yeah, I'm not a I
don't have to be a starving artist. I
don't think there's a mila to every
Carwalk story. Like
>> those guys, Michael, they're all
creators. We got to hook them up with
somebody who like a Miguuth. Let's bring
him a Migu to like put it all together
and, you know, let's let's let's uh
let's elevate this. Let's Let's give
these guys a chance. We could use a
platform like this. I think
>> we have a platform now. Let's try I
think we started off in the beginning
saying that you have new material. I'd
love for you to try it, [laughter]
Ellie. Can we get you to do that?
>> I can I can
>> Nobody's heard Nobody's heard us yet.
>> Try some new material.
>> That I don't know. Well, I mean, you've
been to my shabas meal maybe, but uh
>> but yes, but also realize performing for
three people in a room in the middle of
the day with no drinks and nothing else
and being like remember even even the
response to this is a funny joke. H I'm
ready. So there's that. No, I've been
working on a bit about Mosher Rabenu and
again some of your viewers are like I
was on board for the first 90 minutes
and then he started talking about FRA.
So Mosher Abenu I feel bad for because
Mosher Abenu didn't want the job. He
signed up for something. You ever start
a job and it's completely different than
what the job description was? Like
Hashem's like, "Okay, you're gonna take
the people out of Egypt and you're going
to bring them to the promised land."
Okay, fine. He look Google's like what?
Go to Aot was what? I don't know, you
know, four four days. Okay, no problem.
But one year, two years, 40 years. He's
like still doing this. Mosha was like
the first sh president. He's just like I
And then also the job the tasks keep
adding to it where God's like okay also
by the way you're in charge of
fundraising for the Mishka now. He's
like all right everybody. Thank you so
much for $18 uh for every donation. Such
a big every every dollar matters. Even
the person with the earmark note that
said for this we left Egypt. Uh you know
and and then he's just like okay also
Mosha you're in charge of drinks. What?
Yeah. You got to hit the get make sure
some water comes out. And then Korak,
his cousin says eventually the rebellion
is so ironic because Korak's like, "Hey,
who put you in charge?" And Mosha's
like, "Do you want it? Cuz I don't want
this." And like that's the so the ironic
part is that and that is the Jewish
experience in a nutshell is like if
somebody wants the job, I'm a little
nervous.
>> I want somebody who doesn't want the
job. That's how you know they're
qualified. That's why and the Torah ends
with it says there was never and never
was and never will be a prophet like
Mosha Rabenu and the subtext is even he
couldn't handle these people and that's
my little mini Mosha
yeah that's a very funny topic that you
never really thought of it that way you
know like it's there's a humorous side
to it that you just have to you just
it's right there you just got to look at
you got to read the arts girl monster
and be like you know what's interesting
that like it says I like again I was
reading from a cynical whatever during
laning about you know it says like oh
before the flood it says oh this is not
going to be as good as that one the
angels like these it says these sons of
angels saw that man had daughters and
then they went they went like and then
they went ary and then everything went
crazy that's nobody reads this part
because this is before the flood post
kind like chapter v chapter v peric vavv
of like boratious right before like then
the feeling We don't know what that is.
So I said oh I was saying to a friend of
mine who like also has daughters. I said
oh this is the problem. I said this is
why I said to him once I said I want to
give you a braha that your daughter
should be attractive enough to find a
shak and no more. And that's it just cuz
like again this is where we go off the
rails but uh I've been cancelled. No. So
uh but like reading through the para I'm
like you know what there's there's stuff
that's why they you you start a cycle
every year the new thing and you say you
know what there's something I never
noticed here I never noticed this I
never noticed that like that Abram says
to Sara okay pretend to be my sister and
then they try it another the next week
again in para they do it again and
they're like this worked really well
last time let's try that again and
anyway see
>> I like what you're doing I I think it's
really it's a nice way to get people
interested in this part of our history
and our Torah and Na'vi.
>> Yeah. I listen I mean the the lofty part
of me would say like back in the day I
used to post a joke about the para every
week or something like that and then I
realized okay and then I saw like if
some people again I'm say Facebook
because that's really where I started
you know posting stuff. Um if I saw
somebody who isn't particularly
religious anymore likes my joke I'm like
all right I got this guy to learn has a
little kabad in me. I got this guy to
learn a little bit of Torah kind of or
at least made him aware this is the para
which I think is a little nice thing and
whether or not I'm doing I'm still doing
it like again the driving force and this
is what I'll tell any sketch that we
have sponsored or whatever they say can
you make it a commercial for uh you know
and I'm like no no no no this has to be
funny first has to be funny so that
people enjoy it and pass it along to
your WhatsApp group organically and say
you got to see this thing and then you
suddenly be like oh by the Hey, you
know, uh, you know, you do this. So,
>> yeah,
>> you can't taint the actual objective,
which ultimately,
>> but you have to be clear what the
objective is. This is why I fought you
at the beginning of the objective.
You're saying the objective has to be
money, and I'm saying the objective has
to be quality and good work.
>> Yeah, it always comes first. I agree.
>> A good sketch has to be number one. But
this is why TV shows are bad because and
movies are bad because they're thinking
about money. They're thinking what's
commercially successful instead of
letting people do what they do and write
well. So they just be creative. Don't
have any like somebody I was listening
on podcast about Ace Ventura. Have you
ever heard Ace Ventura Pat? One of the
funniest Jim Carrey I mean amazing at a
class of his own but nobody would again
the idea of it the sketch what's the
idea of the the movie he is a pet
detective that like does his own thing
and basically Jim Carrey is Jim Carrey
it's basically but like that movie would
never get made nowadays right
>> yeah the humor has shifted a little bit
now it's become more
>> but not even not but not even that they
would never take the risk of an
independent project like that unless
somebody said I'm going produce it
myself with a cell phone or on YouTube
and put it up. That's why a lot of
comedians the reverse has to be I'm
gonna put a special up on YouTube first
and then Netflix will find me. Which is
a little bit backwards. It's it's
emboldening because you can like pick up
your audience first. You know, Ammy will
tell me like, you know, uh we'll say,
"Oh yeah, like you have the ability to
to talk to a bunch of people right now
if you wanted to. What's like what's
stopping you from putting out stuff? Let
me ask you this before we wrap up
because we're going to have to wrap up
in a minute, but um
>> there are a lot of young people that are
trying to be today, comedians, uh
musicians, uh
>> don't we have and we have enough
[laughter] entertainers at
>> gall
though, you know, uh m musical artists,
singers, so many people that have
passion about what they want to do, but
it's
>> challenging to make a living in these
types of environments. What's your
message to them?
>> Okay, first I have to say with a joke
because I was thinking of the make a
living joke because that was the uh
because there's the old joke of a guy
passes out at a and they have a guy
passes out, they call the ambulance, the
ambulance puts him on a stretcher and
says, "Are you comfortable?" He says, "I
make a living." And [laughter]
so because there because the reason I
thought of that was because last week
there was a story of the guy who didn't
want to there was like people and the
guy didn't want to get seen by Jews or
some Jewish Orthodox Jews. So they say
call me the real ambulance and then more
Jews show up and whatever. So I said oh
a new variation of that is somebody says
he gets put on stretcher and says are
you comfortable? He says yeah but I'm
not as rich as the Jews. So that was my
thing. So in terms of I would say for
practical advice of how to make this
into a thing is a don't think like this
is going to be my career that's unless
you're doing it whatever like as much as
possible what you can't do practically
because you just can't live in the world
like that but do what I did do it on the
side while you're I don't know teaching
because a lot of lot of comedians are
teachers because you have the time to do
it at night. Um, but I didn't go from 0
to 60 and be like, I'm going to be
comedy, do comedy full-time, you know.
Also, thankfully my wife also works and
has we have health insurance, so like
that's also like a really important
thing. Um, I had a couple surgeries, you
know. Um, but I I would say keep doing
what you do. Write everything down. Keep
that creative spark alive. Keep doing
this thing while you're doing, you know,
your um side, whatever your side thing
is. If if your side thing is accounting
and music is your passion, keep doing
what you're doing because you can't just
jump into it willy-nilly. Like I didn't
go from 0 to 60. I I was working so that
I made enough money to be like, "Okay,
this is a decent enough side job. Let's
see how much I can make if I put full
two feet forward." And it happened to be
the timing also worked out that but I
would say keep working on it. get a side
thing and uh make sure you're like being
smart with your decisions as well. Um
and uh hopefully you have supportive
family or a family that doesn't judge
you.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay. Yeah, that's true. That's a good
one. Uh finally, last question we always
ask our guests, who do you think would
be a good guest if you started a podcast
tomorrow? Who would be your first guest
that you can recommend us? Oh, that Oh,
that's Wait, is is this a like if you
could sit down and be with sit with
someone or
>> that I could recommend to you?
>> Yeah, a little bit of both.
>> Oh,
uh,
hold on. Give me a second cuz I want to
Sorry. This is on the spot. I was not
expecting this one. Again, immediately
I'm thinking like Rebe Bashfkin, who
already has a podcast.
>> It's okay. He has a podcast. I'm talking
about getting a guest. Right. David
Bashkin I think is pretty great at
because he lives in my neighborhood and
he does like a a sheer once a month once
a month about like tying in the para to
Jewish history and like really and he
just released a book and I can give him
a plug and say it's called I read this
over Shabas and he has this whole thing
about reading a book every Shabas and
like everyone's like you didn't read
that you read a whole book over Shabas
like and I'm like I guess I'm usually
falling asleep reading the Jewish link
on the couch but seeing if I'm in if I
made it to the memes of the week. Um,
but he's he's pretty cuz he also I
respect his he doesn't have the the
traditional trajectory of like, oh, like
you're going to just like go into like
what's a rabbi do? Like I guess you're
going to teach at a school slash be a
pulpit rabbi and then do nine other
jobs. I don't know. So he has a very
like different
>> history buff.
>> Yeah, very well learned. I mean, he
reads a book every week. So that he's
very well he'll he'll drop names. I'm
like beautiful.
>> Yeah, he'll drop I'll try. He'll drop.
>> Whip out your phone.
>> He's not gonna answer. But
>> you got our first uh calling basis.
>> I have on airplane mode. What
>> you on calling basis? [laughter] Late
one.
>> Again, I've learned from comedy that
because I do comedy full-time. And
everyone's like, "What do you do all
day?" I'm like, "A laundry." Um but I I
said this uh because sometimes I'll call
somebody in the middle of the day and
they're like, "What? What are you Why
are you calling me in the middle of the
day?" "Oh yeah, you're working." "Oh
yeah, sorry." [laughter]
Uh and then I say go and then I go back
to my job. Um no, but no. So he um he
very much is very well-rounded and he'll
say stuff like he'll be like there's a
very famous Jewish story from 1828. I'm
like you made that person up like you
know
>> and we have no way to verify it. Yeah.
But we'll go with it.
>> Yeah. You know he he has it's like uh
it's like a rabbi has Marmakoma like you
know have like first of all they 50
sources they use three of them. So he
has like books on the table in front of
him and he does it and he does a great
job of it. It's really it's like our in
our neighborhood like at 8:30 on a
shabas morning after the I go to the
early minion I go late to the early
minion which is ironic and then uh
there's usually a kdish and then he does
this year from from 8:30 to 9 and it's
usually again para tied into like a
Jewish history thing that I haven't even
heard of but like these things I'm like
oh my god I know that from what he said
like he opened my eyes to like something
where it's like oh uh the Pittsburgh
platform was this big brick reform thing
of basically like the the branding for
reform at some point was like, "Oh,
we're not a a nation anymore. We're a
people or something." So, like basically
dissolving some of the connection to
Israel. And the PLO in the 1960s, which
is how when they started calling
themselves Palestinian, was like, "Oh,
we're going to use that." They you they
quoted this saying the Jewish people are
not a thing and or Israel is not a
connected connected to the Jewish people
>> two separate entities
>> right so like meaning but like it's
fascinating that like again us in the
midbar shooting ourselves in the foot
and being like hey maybe if we I think
the way to solve this you know Messiah
thing and solve this gullless problem is
to get together and stop fighting with
each other and acknowledge whatever. So,
so he's he's a good person to
>> love it. Let's do it.
>> Yeah. Do you have any shows that you do
that are coming up?
>> I have a some private events. I'm doing
a show uh the Kabat of the Bowery on the
I don't know when this come out on the
20 October 29th with uh Ammy Kak. I'm
doing a show for Shula North Woodmir a
sisterhood nishe event. Uh so I'm going
to do all my Kiddana uh jokes uh and
all. But guys, don't you hate a long
tan? Uh, and they're like, "We don't
know. We don't do that." Uh, and I
whatever. I have a bunch of stuff coming
up in
uh, I'm doing a show in somewhere in New
[clears throat] Jersey in November.
Like, I have a bunch of random private
stuff that I usually do for
organizations or shs, but you can reach
me. And, uh, I PESOC, we'll see. I I
don't know what uh, I'm probably not
going back there, but another PES
opportunity will be uh, Pesak's nice
soon. [laughter]
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