Tim Dillon Nursery Rhymes p.1 - He goes OFF!!!

so apparently humpty dumpty sat on a wall okay humpty dumpty had a great fall and all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put humpty dumpty back together again i get it but i'm mystified by the scenario are there no tools in this town are there no people with any skills it's a [ __ ] egg have you not seen a shell have you never dealt with a broken shell i mean he's screaming on the floor are we are we supposed to let him die in front of our eyes like a bunch of psychopaths people don't show they don't show up with any decency to help a guy who's fallen off a a wall he's broken to pieces and we're supposed to watch and enjoy i get it it's enjoyable i get it but these are supposed to be this is aristocracy this is royalty they can't show up and put an egg back together no one even has tools no one has hands no one has [ __ ] scotch tape that's the way it was back then i get it we enjoy watching people suffer especially if they're barely humanoid eggs but to say we're supposed to tell this to kids to children to minors i kind of like that because it's so dark so dark