Trumps Plans for Passover #shorts #donaldtrump #passover #comedy #impression #parody

For this year's Pesach, Passover, we're going to be taking the whole mishpacha to Iran. We're going to do it in Iran. We're going to Kinder, stop 1 second. Zayde's speaking. We're going to Tehran, and we're going to go set up a little resort on the We got a little house, a villa, right by the Straits of Hormuz. It's beautiful. It's a great beach. There might be a lot of kitniyot. It's a problem cuz it's Iran, you know, the Persian food they got tadig and they have the ghormeh sabzi and all the things. So, there may be a lot of kitniyot, and that could be a problem, but we're going to look into that. Maybe we'll make an exception. We might do that. Uh we have Pete Hegseth is going to be speaking as scholar in residence on Yom Tov. It's a three-day Yom Tov. It's a hell. We're going to have Rubio. It's going to be great. Rubio's talking on the second days. He's going to be giving a little talk and a Q&A. It's going to be wonderful. J.D. Vance did not want to come. J.D. didn't want to come. He was against it. He wanted to go to Florida, you know, stay in America, keep uh Passover American, and I understand that. But, that's what he wanted to do, so we're going to have Rubio. Marco's going to come. He's going to be great. Oh, and Nicki Minaj is coming. Khala Mal Way, that's going to be great. I'm going to lead the seders, of course. I brought a kettle, a beautiful kettle, and a red tie, and a red hat, and I'm going to lead the seders. A lot of people said, "Bibi's going to lead the seder." I said, "Are you crazy? What are you talking about? Bibi's going to lead the seder?" Uh it's the other way around. Trump's going to lead the seder. That I can tell you. We're going to talk about the plagues, the 10 plagues, that blood, so much blood. There was blood coming out of Pharaoh's ears. There was blood coming out of everywhere. It was everywhere. It was nasty stuff, nasty. Frogs here, frogs there, frogs are jumping everywhere. We love that song. And we're going to sing the Haggadah. That's what we're going to do. That burnt the stick that beat the Ayatollah. That's what we did. That burnt the cat that Trump bought for more than two zuzim, and you know that we got a great deal. We got a great deal. So, it's going to be a freilichen Pesach. It's going to be a beautiful Pesach. Chag Kasher v'Sameach. Happy Pesach, everybody. Don't eat too much matzah, or it can really it can back you up. You don't want that. We're not going to do that. Maybe just a kazaya, we'll see. Chag sameach, everybody.