Tucker Carlson Eulogy for Bin Laden #shorts #comedy #satire #impression #tuckercarlson #parody

family, friends, people. Osama was a very unique person, a very special person. Not like a lot of people like at all. Very dedicated to his family, to his faith. Very faith-based person. He loved writing letters. He had a little bit of a temper. Ahmed, you know that you remember that he was adventurous. He loved caving. He loved airplanes, flying them at least. He hated buildings, high-rise buildings. I mean, who who likes high-rise buildings anyway? I mean, elevators and they're annoying. I I get it. I I get it. We didn't agree on everything, but who agrees on everything? I mean, we had different views, like very different views, but that's what America's all about. He was a very educated person. Very educated person. And I admire that. Like a lot. Like a lot. He was the head of al-Qaeda, which was a political organization. At least that's what I was told. People tell me that. And he was certainly very passionate about his cause. Like all of us, Osama was not without mistakes or flaws. I mean, allegedly, he plotted and murdered 3,000 Americans, 3,000 people. But, I mean, who hasn't made mistakes? I mean, as Christians, we have to forgive people. That's what I was told. That's what I've always been told. Actually, he worked with groups such as the Taliban, who were actually known for their amazing drug rehabilitation program. It's incredible. Not a lot of people know this, but they have like a very, very low relapse rate, like really low, like lower than the United States, actually. And he should be remembered for that. I really think he should be remembered for that. Taken from us much too soon and he was actually killed by an immigrant from Kenya. A lot of people don't know that he was the order for his death was put out by an immigrant from Kenya, which raises questions about immigration. I think we should be able to discuss that. Talk about that. I really believe we should be able to discuss that. He was killed by an immigrant from Kenya who was probably gay. Probably gay. After killing him, he went on and bragged about it on national television. I thought that was disgusting. Really disgusting. Last time I checked, I don't think we are supposed to brag about killing people. And so, we have to remember the good times and the bad times. People are a package deal. They're a package deal. Some people are upset about the fact that he took the lives of 3,000 people. Like, oh, 3,000 people, but he, you know, 3,000 people, he sent them to heaven. They got to meet God. I mean, I'd love to meet God. I'd love to meet God. I've only met demons. Osama was responsible for that for thousands of Americans. They got to meet God. And And so, I I Why are we holding that against him? Exactly. Why are we angry about that? Years after his death, he was actually trending on TikTok as a hottie. You saw that? I saw that. Apparently, young people think he's hot, and we hope they can learn from him and possibly emulate his life and his legacy, and then I can use that for the family. I'm so sorry for your loss, and may there be many more like him that I can use to confuse the hell out of people and build an audience. Sorry. I'm sorry. A kid, not kid. Kid, not kid. I was molested by a demon. Amen. Sorry for your loss.