Tucker Carlson Flies EL AL #comedy #shorts #tuckercarlson #satire #impression

Tucker, when you left Israel, did you fly al? >> I did, actually. Yes. >> Really? Wow. So, how was it? >> I mean, it was awful, actually. Hated it. I really, really hated it, actually. And >> what was so bad about it? >> Well, first of all, I mean, it was very loud. It was very loud. And there was a lot of Jewish people on this flight. Like a lot. Like a lot. There were several hassidic Jews who asked me to move my seat. They asked if they could switch with me. Uh, and I thought that was very rude. I thought it was very rude. And I'm like, I'm not going to do that. This is my seat as an American. This is my seat. I'm an American. I'm not going to move. At one point, I was asked to join a ritualistic prayer in the back of the plane. I don't know why they were doing that. They were engaged in some sort of ritualistic prayer. I don't know what it was. And they draped themselves in blankets. It looked like the steartesses gave them blankets and they put it over their head and they were engaged in a ritual. And I said, "I'm not going to do that. I'm a white person. I'm a man. I'm a Christian." >> They were dominant. >> And I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not. >> It's shameful. >> Easy. >> And sorry. And so when the plane took off, people just got out of their seats. They just got right up out of their seats. I thought that was very dangerous. I thought that was reckless. And I I was next to this large hetic man and a baby. There was just a baby resting on his chest and his arms were just like this. And the baby was just on his chest. I don't know why there was a baby there at all. I think at one point the baby spit at me. And I'm not sure if the baby spit at me because I'm a Christian, but the baby I spit up on me and I said, "Excuse me, are you are you spitting up on me because I'm a Christian?" And I just thought that was disgusting. I thought it was really disgusting and shameful. It was shameful. >> Did they serve any food on the flight? >> They did. It was It was very difficult to eat. It was wrapped in five layers of tin foil. It was very hard to open. Like like very like very hard like very hard to open. Like almost nearly impossible. And I'm not sure what they were trying to hide in the food items, but trying to trying to open the food. And I I just couldn't do it. I just wasn't able to. >> Oh, you got the >> barely got the plastic off of the tin foil. And it was just like very challenging. And I'm not sure what they were trying to hide in the food, but clearly there was something important was in the food cuz I couldn't couldn't open it. Someone started building a crib and people were blowing up air mattresses and everyone had plastic plastic bags that was holding luggage. And it was very confusing. Certainly very confusing. And so all all these people on this plane seem to know each other. And I I don't know how they knew each other. They're part of some secret cabal or some secret occult. I'm like, "Hello, hello." In the back of the plane, there were these girls. I mean, they must have been teenagers. I don't know exactly, but they were screaming. They was like they were just like I think they were they were certainly possessed by some sort of demon and I would know. So overall, how was flying alone? >> I loved it. >> It was great. Anyway, he's real