Tucker Carlson FULL Speech at Amfest! #shorts #tuckercarlson #comedy #satire #impression #parody

And so I mean I watched it. [laughter] I laughed. You know, in the way I laugh. [gasps] Yeah. And you know, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE YOU arrived in the big upside down world when your dog starts doing your taxes and licking peanut butter off your balls and [laughter] No, I mean, EVERYTHING CERTAINLY FEELS UPSIDE DOWN WHEN, you know, so-called conservatives who call themselves conservatives, but then ask yourself, what is conservatives? Like, what does conservative even mean? I don't even I don't even know what that means at all. Like, at all. And yet I purport to be a conservative, but I don't know what it means, which is really confusing for probably a lot of you. I don't EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. I mean, I I don't watch myself. I hate watching myself. I hate myself. And I don't like to watch myself. I don't even know what I do. I don't even know what I do. [laughter] People say I apparently have a podcast. What is that? [laughter] What is a pod? Is that some sort of futuristic thing where you sit in a Is is it a pod that you do you go to space? Is that Jeff Bezos? Is that what the billionaires want? Is that is THAT IS THAT AN investment worth making when THERE'S PEOPLE IN AMERICA struggling to go into a pod and broadcast from space? [laughter] What is this? What are we? It's it's confusing and and I understand that. I I confuse everyone. I confuse myself all the time. That's the world we live in where we arrive in the great upside down and apparently platforming is a problem. Don't tell me what nouns to use. Don't tell me what pronouns to use. Right? I mean, we're what? We're supposed TO JUST CONDEMN RADICAL JIHAD. [laughter] I'm not going to DO I'M I'M AN AMERICAN. I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT. Not going to do it. All right. I'm not going to be told what to condemn. Even if it's something that should be condemned, if you tell me to condemn it, I'm not going to do it. That's the mature adult response to anything. To anything. [laughter] No, no one. It's I don't. So, now that I've upset all of you, I've upset myself. I hate the things I say. I hate it. I I I hate everything. I hate everything I do. I hate this world. I hate this movement. And I love it. I I I certainly want it to survive and thrive. And And who knows? Who knows? Maybe it needs to be burnt DOWN BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU REBUILD a movement. You destroy it and you confuse people. AND THAT'S MY RIGHT as an American to do that. Period. Comma colon semicolon exclamation point. [laughter] I'll take questions. No.