Tucker Carlson on his Detainment in Israel #comedy #shorts #impression #satire #tuckercarlson

So Tucker, you just got back from Israel. Yes. >> And you said you were detained. What happened? >> Well, it was horrible what they did to me. It was terrible what they did to me. And I'll never never forgive them for that. It was shameful. >> And you were actually detained. >> I mean, you can see from the footage. You can see what they did to me. It's all it's all ON CAMERA. IT'S ALL ON CAMERA. I mean, you can see that. I mean, cuz they're they're they're shameless and they're shameless people. And you can see from the footage. You can see this was an IDF soldier. I think he was IDF or MSAD. He grabbed me and he just squeezed me tight, holding my shoulder. He wouldn't he wouldn't let me go. just holding me. They're like, "Stay right here. Stay." And they began like photographing me. They they took pictures of me. It was humiliating. Actually, it was really humiliating. It's probably one of the most humiliating experiences I've ever had, actually. And began just snapping photos of me, which I did not consent to. I didn't say you could take that by, by the way. No. And so they started taking pictures. He was holding me, just gripping my shoulder so tight. It was painful. And he wouldn't let me go. He just wouldn't let me go at all. >> Didn't they take you to VIP? >> They did take me to VIP. >> So that doesn't sound so bad, Tucker. Well, do you know what VIP stands for? I think it stands for very insignificant Protestant. >> What? >> And by the way, I'm an Episcopalian. I am nobody. I am nothing. I I really do believe that. I believe I'm insignificant. I believe I'm very insignificant. We all are insignificant in the eyes of God. Very insignificant Protestant. That was clearly the abbreviation for the room was a room for very insignificant Protestants. I I noticed none of the Israelis or Jewish people were going in there. And so they took me into a room for very insignificant Protestants. And that's what they consider me. And then and and so when he grabbed me, it was it was really painful >> really >> to the point when I when I woke up the next day, I had claw marks claw marks on my shoulder from the IDF soldier or massage agent when he you know he was it was very demonic. It was it was hurtful. And of course they took my documents and uh look look at them taking my papers. >> Yeah, that's tough. >> So it was horrible. >> Tucker, do you think your critics who are pro-Israel are too soft and fragile? >> Oh yeah. Yes. Yes. >> Okay. And last question. Can I get a quick picture with you? >> No. How dare you ask me that after what I've just been through.