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Tucker, what's your take on the US capturing Nicholas Maduro? >> Oh, I think it's disgusting. Actually, really disgusting. >> You do? Why? >> I'm sorry. No, you don't kidnap people. Period. Kidnapping people is always wrong. Period. I say that as a man, as a Christian. I'm sorry. I thought we all understood that. You You don't kidnap people in the middle of the night while they're sleeping. >> Took her. >> It's wrong. Things happened to me in the middle of the night. I was molested by a demon while I was sleeping. It didn't kidnap me, but could have. And I'm against that. Period. And so kidnapping people is abhorrent. It's disgusting. And I hate it. I really hate it. >> What about when Hamas kidnapped Israelis on October 7th? >> Of course. Like you can't do that. I mean, from what I understand, Hamas is a political organization, but you still can't do that. And so, >> so what do you think is going to happen with Venezuela going forward? >> Oh, I think we know. I think we know what's going to happen there. It's going to be a disaster. And I'm devastated. Absolutely devastated by what's going to happen there. Well, what are your predictions? >> Well, it's certainly going to become a lot less socially conservative. >> What? >> It breaks my heart. It breaks my heart. >> The people seem pretty happy. >> I mean, without Maduro, it say what you want, it's going to be a lot less socially conservative. >> Tucker, under Maduro, small children were starving in the street. >> Okay, but at least these children were allowed to be born in the first place. >> Oh, come on. >> Because guess what? Abortion is illegal there. >> Okay, >> it's banned. Completely banned. >> So what? And so >> is that the only policy that exists? Infant mortality was through the roof. >> But they were allowed to be born >> and then enslaved. >> Is it better to starve while you're alive or be killed in utero? I mean, >> both seem bad to different degrees. Tucker, what? But because you agree with his stance on abortion, you're willing to overlook the fact that he was an oppressive dictator? >> I mean, the last I checked when they asked him what he wanted to do, he said he wanted to help his people. >> Oh jeez. >> And I can't see why that's wrong to want to help your people. I think we should want to help our people. He wanted to help his people. That's what he was at least trying to do. like every tyrant. >> Meanwhile, all these other politicians want to help foreign countries, certain foreign countries that have have no strategic alliance to us at all. Like at all, like at all. He wants to help his people. And so, and I'm not saying I support Maduro at all. Like at all. >> Oh, really? Well, it sure sounds like you do. >> Oh, I think he's disgusting. >> So, you're against Maduro. >> And now we're bringing Maduro, who by my estimation is an illegal immigrant. I mean, we're bringing him into our country and we're going to take care of him in this country. I mean, that's the problem. SORRY. DON'T WANT TO TAKE IN ANOTHER IMMIGRANT. So you're against bringing Maduro into this country because he's an illegal immigrant? So you're against Maduro? >> Oh, I totally support him. >> Tucker, what do you stand for? >> I don't know. >> Neither does anyone.