Tucker Carlson Teaches ESL #shorts #comedy #satire #tuckercarlson #parody #impression

Olaf class. So, we have this word uh library, whatever that means. >> Mister Tucker, what does it mean? >> I I don't really know what that means. Does anybody know library? >> Uh we don't know. >> Right, it's biblioteca, whatever that means. >> [laughter] >> I DON'T I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T even know what that means, actually, like at all. >> Biblioteca is like where they have the books. >> Maybe. >> [clears throat] >> Maybe. >> What is it? You don't know? >> I mean, I actually I've never really even read a book. I mean, maybe I've actually read very few books, actually, just maybe a few. And I've read a lot of books, like a lot. >> Okay. >> Okay, let's move on. We have the word bathroom, uh whatever that means. I mean, I don't really know what that means. Um >> Mister Carson, what is the word? >> What's that? >> None of us know these words. >> Oh, I know. It's hard. It's hard. I don't know what it means. I I don't know what these words mean, actually. These words have never actually come out of my lips. I don't think I've ever uttered any of these words out of my lips at all, like they've never actually come out of my lips ever, like at all, like at all. And so, let's keep going. This word is hello. In Spanish, it's hola. I I I don't know what that means. >> Mister Carson, we don't know what it means. So, hola is hello? >> Maybe. >> [laughter] >> Next up is a phrase uh thank you. It says thank you. Does anybody know how to say thank you? Um >> No, no. What do you mean? >> It means to have gratitude, whatever that means. Means to be grateful as a man, as a white person, as a Christian, cuz I am. But, I don't really know what that means. >> Oh my god, es un hombre alocado. >> Most of you shouldn't even be in this country. >> [laughter] >> Mister Carson, please. I mean, no speak English. What does this word mean? >> I I'm with you. I don't know what anything means. We have the word friend {slash} amigo, whatever that means. >> Amigo is a friend. Okay, it means friend? >> I don't know. >> [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> You know what? Can we switch the subject to history? >> Okay. >> Okay, we'll do a little history lesson. I want [clears throat] to tell you about a man named Winston Churchill. Does anybody know who that is? >> No. >> It says here hero. Does anyone know how to say that in Spanish? >> I don't think so. >> It's el s el villano. Actually. >> I don't know. Un mal astano el demoniaco. >> Yes.