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Tucker Carlson - The TRUTH about Vowels
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Why do we have vowels? I think just to
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>> I agree.
>> It certainly makes the language less
efficient. I mean, it stretches things
out. I don't know why you would insert
these sounds seemingly at random. And
it's A E I O U. Like, I mean, if you say
it all together, it's A E I O U.
A E I O U, which sounds demonic. It
does. It sounds like someone trying to
cast a spell. I mean, those last three
sounds, I O U, A E I O U, which implies
that I O U something, which is I mean,
that's usury. It is. Which is, by the
way, it's banned in Iran. Banned in
Iran.
>> [laughter]
>> And it's saying I O U, what, like a
debt? Guess what? I don't owe you.
Clearly, I mean, it was developed by
Zionists who were always claiming that
the American people owe them something.
I O U, I don't owe you. I mean, I don't
at all, like at all.
I don't owe you. I mean, if you look at
it, it's pretty clear to me that vowels
were created by Canadian Zionists. Think
about the way it sounds. A I O U.
I O U.
Trying to get people, the American
people to feel enslaved, which is
disgusting. It is. And I would certainly
prefer to speak without them, you know,
just
all the words together. It's much more
efficient. It's much more It's
beautiful, actually. It's really
beautiful, and I love it. And so, I
mean, if you look at Bibi Netanyahu, I
mean, his two first letters is B and B.
There's There's no vowels there at all,
like at all. I even remember the show
Jeopardy, which was one of the biggest,
most successful game shows of all time.
It had several notable Jewish producers
on the show, and they started making you
buy vowels, which was exploitative and
disgusting, and I hate it. And I just I
don't see why we need them. I'd rather
speak like
Sounds like Arabic. It's not bad. And
so, A E I O U, I O U, I don't owe you.
I don't owe you. Bill Ackman and Ben
Shapiro are dumb.
>> [laughter]
>> Wait, my laugh has a VOWEL IN IT.
I might have to change that.
They're dumb.